ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Thank you.

-Resumes trying to debug the room-

<Teala: "What are those?">

<Lardna: "They look like lizards, with weird faces. The big ones look like they'd be something that you wouldn't want to pick a fight with...">

<Shaun: "Those are Shieldon and Bastiodon. They're actually supposed to be quite peaceful, despite their appearance.">

<Teala: "Do you suppose that it would be a good idea to greet them?">

"As long as you don't startle them, I think it should be fine..."

-Nets dodges most but gets hit by one or two-

Me: You don't have to do this. He never did tell you the Epitah.

-The herd looks like a bunch of Sawsbuck in the headlights-

They're disturbed by our presence.

J: Will you shut up about your stupid epitaph? Drapion, Fire Fang!

-Drapion's jaws explode into flame, he bites down on the vines-

"So much for not startling them..."

-To group of Shieldon and Bastiodon-

<Teala: "Aww... But we just wanted to talk... Wait, they can understand us, right?">

<Milo: "They're Pokemon, not deaf-mute nimrods...">

<Shaun: "You could have just said 'yes,' Milo...">

<Kat: "Maybe we should give them some space...">

-To everyone-

Start moving backwards, slowly.

-Backs away slowly with Pokemon-

<Nadia: "Wait, why am I out right now again?">

<Shaun: "Because recalling you right now would probably spook these Pokemon worse than they are right now...">

edited 13th Jun '11 7:18:11 PM by TracerBullet

-The three female Pokemon inspect the small collection of clothes and belongings DS' left in the room-

-I'm writing on my pad again- [Do you want to have some fun with these ridiculous fans?]

Me: -Coughs- I'm sorry. You and I are not that different you know...

Nets: Keeps substituting fresh vines, tries to stop Drapion from moving-

— Dintel! (I call while panting, hardly climbing up the stadium's cracks) Wait for me~!

(Dintel goes upwards to one of the ring-like structures that ornament the stadium and leaps down from there, reaching the Combat Commentator cabin)

Dintel (sits on top of the cabin and looks down to the battle arena, then to the stands) — <Who can I find friendly here? Wonder if Tagg and Tracer are back... *sulks* but with Vlad gone...>

edited 13th Jun '11 7:22:48 PM by SilentReverence

[Sure. How?]

[I really hope their bugs don't have video feed...]

-Accidently steps on a branch-

Crap.

Bastiodon: -Roars and fires a Flash Cannon at us- <Keep away!>

Shit!

-Dodges it-

Bastiodon: -Charges-

J: Of course we're different! I'm winning! Pin Missile!

-Drapion thrashes with its tail, sending wave after wave of tiny needles at Nets-

Breeze: Chime?

I don't know why there's a Sandshrew up there.

edited 13th Jun '11 7:25:48 PM by memyselfandI2

[Nah, they're just microphones.]

[Let's give them something to flip out over. Let them set fires across the internet for a while.]

-rather loudly- So, Jane and Gamer are finally official, huh?

<Kat: "Oh, heck no.">

"NO! KAT, DON-"

-Kat uses Bonemerang on the charging Bastiodon-

<Teala: "Wait, was that bad?">

<Shaun: "Very.">

edited 13th Jun '11 7:27:09 PM by TracerBullet

-Nets takes a few of the pins and constrains Drapion's tail-

Me: I used to be like you. So full of pride and so sure of what I was doing... You don't have to be here.

[Are you sure that's a good idea? Jane would not like that...]

-Drapion struggles angrily against the vines-

J: What are you talking about?

-Has nestled against the tree-

[Relax, we're going to keep them going around in circles here. They're going to have no clue what's going on.]

[Tell me that you think Jane is with someone else. Anyone else.]

Me: You are powerful, but blind. Maybe with a little perspective you could be great. You don't have to do this.

Really? I thought Jane was with Luke...

J: I'll show you power! -recalls Drapion- Ariados, Psychic!

-Ariados appears, immediately firing a vicious telekinetic assault on Nets-

Bastiodon: -Switches targets and uses Take Down on Kat-