ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

"Me": -Pentigan stops winding the clock and puts his shovel over his shoulder- Fine, seeing as you asked, I'll tell you. -Sways a little- It was... -Head snaps up, it's only a skull now- Yourssssssss... -Charges at Mandibuz, swinging the shovel-

-Somewhere up in the stands, a white-haired guy wearing a T-shirt and jeans slips out of his seat and towards the preparation room-

edited 13th Jun '11 5:40:11 PM by Pentigan

Crowley: <Huh, well it's nice ta' meet ya' then.> -To Hatbox- <Well, Woolly has always had a bit of a different opinion than-

-ZAP!-

Unite: <WHOOOOOAAAA!!!>

Woolly: <WAAAAAAAHHHH!!>

Crowley: <CAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!>

-THUD!-

-It just so happened that Palkia had teleported Woolly and Unite to the exact point where Crowley was standing. The tree Pokémon are now piled on top of each other in a heap.-

Crowley: <Ow...>

Woolly: <Crowley! We're so sorry!>

Unite: <Oh, yeah. Sorry buddy.>

Crowley: <It's fine...No harm done...>

edited 13th Jun '11 5:42:54 PM by Luke924

-For possibly the first time in her life, J is utterly shocked-

J: Wha-

-Mandibuzz fires a Dark Pulse on instinct-

...I have no clue, really. Maybe they slipped it in and hoped I would think it was mine? Or someone wants me to shave...

-"Pentigan" knocks the sphere of energy back with the shovel, he takes on a visible black aura-

"Me": They asked me to give a eulegy. -Swings the shovel at Mandibuz-

-The white-haired guy gets changed into an identical outfit-

<Teala: "Wh-What just happened?">

<Lardna: "Wait, isn't that that bird that Luke was looking all over for?">

edited 13th Jun '11 5:49:19 PM by TracerBullet

J: What on earth-?

-Mandibuzz frantically fires an Air Slash-

-Woolly and Unite pull themselves off Crowley. The Honchkrow pulls himself up, straightening his "Hat" afterwards.-

Crowley: <What are you guys doin' back 'ere so soon? I thought ya' were supposed to be helpin' Palkia with somethin' or another?>

Woolly: <Well, we were going to, but Palkia decided at the last second that she wanted to speak to Dialga in private.>

Unite: <I understand where she was coming from, but I'm a bit disappointed. I was looking forward to doing some time travelling.>

Crowley: <Time travelling?!>

Woolly: <It's a long story...>

"Me": -Pentigan takes the attack to the trenchcoat, tearing it- I said "She was a smuggler, just like I used to be. I found the error in my path. She didn't" And then I began to carve the epitah on her headstone.

edited 13th Jun '11 5:54:18 PM by Pentigan

J: What the hell are you?

-Mandibuzz takes to the sky, raining attacks on whatever the imposter is-

(From the stands) ......What.

edited 13th Jun '11 5:56:00 PM by memyselfandI2

-elsewhere-

Do you have the feeling something even more interesting than this fossil business is going down?

-To Wooly and Unite-

<Teala: "Y-You what?">

<Kat: "They're kidding, right?">

<Shaun: "Wouldn't be the strangest thing that's happened to Pokemon in this group...">

<Nadia: "... You seriously met Palkia just now?">

Why do I get the feeling I'm missing something really freaky right now?

-Looks at Tangent-

You too, huh?

edited 13th Jun '11 5:57:28 PM by rmctagg09

(Walks on a road back to the stadium, while Maekrite is chasing Dintel back and forth after one too many "all fun" moment)

— ...Man... (rest head in crossed hands) I guess I'm missing something funpectaculeducatewesome, as always.

-To Tagg-

<Milo: "Wait, are you talking about Unite and Wooly suddenly appearing from nowhere, or were you talking about something else?">

<Shaun: "I'm guessing that it was something else...">

<Milo: "Ah.">

edited 13th Jun '11 5:59:52 PM by TracerBullet

"Me": -Slowly walks towards J- I am myself, the Gravedigger. -Is now only a few steps away- I am your old opponent, Pentigan. -Is a step away- I was what you were, a smuggler. -Is right in J's face- But more importantly. -Head drops, then rises again, this time a perfect copy of J's- I am you. J the Pokemon Hunter... -Collapses and disolves into purple smoke, which floats towards the real Pentigan, who then recalls it-

Me: Good job Shift

Unite: <Yeah. We were just helping Palkia see Dialga again before he...Well, that's not important right now.>

Woolly: <She needed Celebi's help to get to him though, but she was in Unova. So Palkia needed Unite to guide her to Celebi, who was in Castelia City.>

Unite: <We were going to go and talk to Dialga with her, but she decided she wanted to do it in private and zapped us back here before we could time travel with her.>

Woolly: <She did say she was grateful for our help, though.>

Crowley: <So, you two very nearly travelled through time?>

Woolly: <Yep!>

Crowley: <...Jeez.>

-has emptied Anom's bag of its contents, and has moved on to mine-

Don't just stand around. Start searching the room.

<Kat: "...">

<Nadia: "What.">

<Milo: "And you thought that Shaun was kidding about weird things happening to the Pokemon in this group...">

Okay, I'm adding Pentigan's battle to our Mind Screw section.

-To Tracer-

I've been thinking of using Rampardos in Round 4, but I don't think it's a good idea.

Okay, then.

Oh, and thanks for filching through my stuff without my permission.

Just kidding. I don't have anything too personal in there.

J: -fidgets slightly, more bothered by the illusion/shapechange than she cares to let on- Just send out your next Pokemon!

"That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen."

edited 13th Jun '11 6:04:48 PM by memyselfandI2

-To Tagg-

"Oh, because of what happened with that one Rampardos at that contest? I don't blame you."

-takes out a pad of paper, and writes-

[I've seen it all already anyway. We were Heart Swapped for a few weeks, remember?]

Crowley: -Glances at Tracer's Pokémon.- <You guys 'aven't been with this group for very long, have you?>

Unite: <No. They've only just joined us recently. Along with a whole bunch of other people. It was like there was a sudden population explosion or something.>

Crowley: <Well, I did see a few other people I didn't recognise. I guess 'dey must be some of 'da ones that just joined too.>