Ersatz Alliance, Past
Milagros: Thank you.
Morgan would quickly appear at the counter, holding three of the wristbands she found.
Morgan: Canibuythisplease?
Ersatz
The Zeraora nodded, pointing at a card reader with [reasonable price].
<Before I ring you up, though,> he started. <What's the deal with those particular bands?>
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]Cipher Chateau
Anthem: Hello Palace Shadow, and also hello ambulatory plushie of Palace Shadow... That's kinda cute, I wouldn't mind having a plushie of my professional identity that can walk around.
Oblivion Wing, Airlock
-Well gravity was gone again, so Pent was kinda feeling unsettled. The topic of what the J-Team and associates were supposed to be doing up here gave him a twinge of dread-
P-presumably we're just here to tour around, maybe do a zero-g battle or something...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Stormchaser
Shizuo: -gestures to himself- Yo.
Chateau 'd Avarice
-Royal pales-
Royal: Oh no no no we're too late...
Contact Me!Stormchaser
"What is it?"
Space
Kaiiseii: "None, Silas. Though...have you considered a space br-"
-He doubles over and coughs up some salt.-
Kaiiseii: "Damnit Isbrand..."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"Ersatz Mystery Dungeon
Gible!Fuka walks in the direction of the room she's hearing the voices come from.
Stormchaser
Shizuo: I'm a J-Team member. Despite my better instincts. But turns out things aren't great just hiding away in Alola.
Edited by Umbramatic on Dec 10th 2019 at 7:42:14 AM
Contact Me!Chateau d'Avarice
Shadow Robinson: Quite frankly, it's irritating that I didn't catch you sooner. My beast was so ashamed to have let you slip from her grasp.
Rose: We have a knack for that. It's kind of our job.
Shadow Robinson: Evidently. Meanwhile, it is my job to maintain control over my property, no matter how many problems the old tenants and the riffraff associated with them cause!
-With every italicized word, her tone gets ever-so-faintly strained, and the shadows in the room flicker as if in candlelight.-
Paula: Hey, now, this is my place. I built it. I'm the landlord. Landlady? Landfucker. It's mine, and we're not going to be done until I'm in charge again. Savvy?
-Robinson frowns, glancing between Paula and Rose.-
Shadow Robinson: ...Hm. I doubt it. You're no more the genuine article than the brat upstairs. A virus I haven't managed to scrub away.
Stormchaser
"What do you mean?"
Chateau
Ariadne: <Who's she talking about, they're both right here.>
-To Robinson-
<How are you more the owner when you stole this place?>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.Silas dug into one of the storage lockers in the airlock and started to hand out magnetic soles and boots, "These will help you navigate easier in microgravity. Now as for what you are meant to do here, explore, see the sights, learn stuff. Check out the Zero-G arena, losetomeinthearena, and so on. I've got to meet with my superiors here in the lab on deck 14. Roxy where you headed?"
"Following you, I wanna see the eggheads and what they're up to~!" she said with a big smile on her face.
Bishop popped out of a wall, "I will be the tour guide for the group, I got some rest during the hour your lecture and docking took, and I am feeling much better now."
"OH ARCEUS YOU PEOPLE ARE BACK!"
In a instant the group would be faced with a very displeased Porygon 2 exiting another wall, "Everyone this is Ares. He's our resident misanthrope and asshole," Silas explained.
Ares grunted, "Are you guys here to fix the gravity ring?"
"No."
"Good. That's my job. You idiots want something answered, hit a terminal, say "Call Ares" and I'll try to explain it for you as best as I can," he said before entering the wall again.
"He was misused by previous human operators," Bishop explained.
"Still, for now, just have some fun, and if you see a place taped off with a red light or yellow construction tape, don't enter, that's a hazardous zone and it's currently under repairs. We're in the most hostile environment in existence right now," Silas added.
The doors opened, and in Silas stepped, showing off a bustling area filled with pokemon and humans drifting in and out of rooms, carrying supplies, and right before everyone, was a mahogany front desk with a smiling secretary.
Airlock to Persephone
-Ian nods in understanding as to what their prime directive is-
Me: Thank you, Captain Silas. I will enjoy my time here. And thank you.
-Ian equipped his shoes with the MicroGravity Soles-
Me: -thinks to self- And once again, I get clothing for a Key Item...
-Ian steps out of the airlock to...-
Space Hotel Persephone
-Ian notices the secretary at the mahogany desk and smiles back-
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Chateau d' Avarice
Royal: Wait... what brat upstairs?
Stormchaser
Shizuo: -sighs- I can help you join.
SPACE
Julius: -to the secretary- Hello ma'am?
Edited by Umbramatic on Dec 10th 2019 at 11:56:08 AM
Contact Me!Chateau
Daydre just looks back and forth between Robinson and Paula, slightly confused.
off the shitsPersephone
Grabbing a pair, slightly annoyed at how at most they only kept his feet tethered, Colton said a warm “thanks” before walking in.
Curiosity getting the better of him, he attempted to jump up to the ceiling to walk on it.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]The Persephone, Past
Charger floats motionlessly as the humans wear their shoes.
Flash: Oooh, sci fi shoes.
Shutter: Yeah. They're in my size.They should be alright.
Flash: Alright? Please. They're my aesthetic... assuming I don't go for the Queen Amidala look. But going for the mech pilot look, they're very spot on.
Tommy, the fanboy he is, was already wearing the previous pair he got from his previous trip. Drake clings tightly to his head.
Shutter: <cough>WalkingBillboard<cough>
Anthony: Seriously, where do you keep Edward?
Shutter shrugs. Gimbal chimes in from the phone.
Gimbal: You're just jealous that he got here first. And hoo boy, cranky Pory. He's not gonna do something absurdly cliché like turn against us, is he? Did he get therapy for that?
Charger: <If you're thinking of picking a fight with her. Back off. I've got this.>
Edited by MasterJayAM on Dec 14th 2019 at 3:33:41 AM
Stormchaser
"Really? Thank you so much! But, how do I join?"
The Persephone
Des looked at the shoes curiously then put them on. He tested them out by walking along the wall.
"...Neat."
He stepped back onto the floor, questioning whether it still counted as a floor if they were in space, and followed the others through to the hotel.
Suffice to say his jaw dropped again.
"...A-all this in three years?"
He eyed the secretary and smirked.
"Watch and learn..."
He sauntered over to the secretary's desk and leaned against it, flashing the secretary his best smile.
"Hello. I heard this was the final frontier. I have to say I like the view so far."
GIVE ME YOUR FACEStormchaser
-Shizuo waves his hands around-
Shizuo: Ta-da. You're a J-Teamer.
-His Kommo-o faceclaws-
Contact Me!Stormchaser
"Um, thanks?"
Chateau d'Avarice
Shadow Robinson: I didn't steal this place. The previous resident was deemed unfit to remain, and I simply claimed it as my own.
Paula: Previous owner's here, bitch. If it wasn't still mine, it'd be a pile of rubble.
-Shadow Robinson scoffs.-
Shadow Robinson: By the gods, you're just as obnoxiously crude as the blonde twerp. Child, eliminate these pests, I have work to do.
-Shadow Robinson turns to leave through the unvandalized hallway, while the plush remains. It looks back and forth between the party, before settling its gaze on Paula.-
-And then it laughs, and rips itself in half, unfolding into the shape of a fabric-bound book. Bits of fluff poof out, vaguely shaped like ambiguously defined Unown.-
Rose: Dammit, really?
Cipher Chateau - Book-Bear Miniboss
-Anthem rolled her shoulders as she watched the plush toy rip into a flowing book-
Anthem: <Okay if someone's getting me a plush, make sure it doesn't do that okay?>
-She laughed as she tore off her veil, summoning her chaotic Pokesona-
Anthem: <Phantoms, let's rock!>
-Anthem pauses and cringes-
Anthem: <Nope, gonna need a better catchphrase...>
Spacestation 13 Persephone
-The magnetic boots helped Pent feel a little less unbound and adrift (even if he had to physically hold his hat on when he moved)-
Cool. I'm just gonna...
-He stepped off to the side and stood very still-
Edited by Pentigan on Dec 13th 2019 at 10:32:12 PM
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Chateau D'Avarice
-Royal summons Nemean Lion, who uses Wild Charge on the... thing-
Stormchaser
Shizuo: More seriously if you want to join the J-Team you just have to... Stick around. Not many new people do, though I've been told more than they used to at the cost of less new people in general.
Edited by Umbramatic on Dec 13th 2019 at 1:32:03 PM
Contact Me!
Chateau
Ariadne: -Trying to focus- <I thought we'd run into you eventually.>
Edited by rmctagg09 on Dec 9th 2019 at 5:50:28 AM
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.