J-Con

Me: -smiles at the Ninetales- Why would I? I treat all Pokémon with the respect they deserve. Does she have a name?

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

J-Con

-Pent stirs when he gets wrapped up in tailfloof-

Shiny girlfriend good.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

J-Con

<Amaterasu, Ammy, Amy H. Rever. The last one's for use when I'm human,> she said, still making sure Pent was comfortable as she adjusted her tails.

Edited by AbsentCoder on May 23rd 2019 at 7:26:18 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

J-Con

Me: Ah.

-I bow with respect to Ammy-

O ai dekite totemo ureshīdesu.^note Translation: So very nice to meet you.

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

J-Con

She's not the real sun goddess. The real one's dating my grand-whatevs ghosty lord...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

J-Con

<Watashi wa kimi wa nihongo mo hanasu ga suki, demo hitobito ga doko kara, eigo o hanashou,>^note I like that you speak Japanese as well, but there are people here, so let's speak English, Amaterasu said, ignoring Pent.

Colton couldn't breathe, he was laughing too hard.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

J-Con

Me: Still... I wanted to show her the respect that someone with a name as lovely as the Sun Goddess' name deserves.

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

J-Con

<See, I'd be flattered if you didn't say that while I was cradling my boyfriend,> Ammy seethed, eyes increasing in intensity.

Colton stopped laughing. "Ammy! He's not worth doing it to!" Colton warned.

Ammy closed her eyes and sighed.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Kai, who was definitely still there, pats Neon.-

Kai: ...The original Auric Avenger was only a couple years older than you are now when he first donned the cowl. On one hand, I want that to give you hope, it means you've got more potential than people give kids credit for. But on the other, I also want you to keep it in mind as a cautionary tale as well. He got more enemies than he could afford, very quickly, and it came to a point he couldn't handle. With the allies you have now, you're not nearly in the same sort of danger, but you still should take caution, especially if it means you don't get to enjoy the remaining years of your childhood.

J-Con

-Ian realizes what he just said and the current situation-

Piku-chan: <Bruh.>

Me: Does anyone have a table? 'Cause I need to bash my face into it a few times...

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

J-Con, Post-Fight

Neon: I... I guess... Thank you... I don't know what kind of future I have now... I had none at the School...

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J-Con

"No need," Colton sighed.

Mindscape Del Rever

"Dude tried to woo her in front of his boyfriend!" Smartass said. "C'mon!"

Everyone rolled their eyes, but reluctantly pushed their buttons.

Reality

Colton facepalmed.

The raw concussive force of the wind would send Ian flying. Ammy and Pent would be okay, courtesy of Extraseonsory and the fact that Colton was not facing them.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

J-Con

-Ian gets blown backwards by Colton's Legendary Facepalm and crashes into a wall, upside-down-

Me: Ow...

-I struggle to peel myself from the wall-

Me: Look, Colton. I wasn't trying to woo Ammy in front of her boyfriend. I was trying to complement her...

Piku-chan: <Guess you shoulda thought that through...>

Me: -sigh- I could really use a good dose of Hypnosis right about now...

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

J-Con

-Was totally fighting Kolemm some more this whole time-

Now what are we going to go about that Gli-

Cosmoem: -Starts glowing-

Oh fuck, Lucani!

Lucani: -Sends Thunder Waves in the direction of every security camera in sight-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

J-Con

-Phantom just shrugs and sighs.-

Phantom: "Just...just do what you have to, Neon. Do what you want to do. You can live a relatively normal life - catch some Pokémon, run some Leagues. Or you can end up like us, fighting Glitches one week and evil teams the next. Just think it though, alright?"

Spectre: <Yeah, you don't wanna end up like him, Neon.>

Phantom: "Not. The time. For quips."

-He looks around, shaking his head.-

Phantom: "Listen, I'm going home. If anyone needs me, you know where I'll be."

Vulpecula: *deadpan* "Oh look, an evolving Cosmoem."

Phantom: "Alright that's enough for today."

-He calmly just...walks off.-

Edited by SwiftSeraph on May 23rd 2019 at 10:09:03 AM

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

J-Con 19

"Look, Ian, I get you mean well, but there's something I've come to know about Amaterasu after raising her from birth.

"She is violently territorial. Anything that's hers, she will protect until she can't. Make anything resembling a move and she goes on the offensive faster that you can blink."

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

J-Con

-Pent patpats Ammy's head-

Huff. My foxen...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

J-Con, Fight Aftermath

Neon: -to Shaun- I guess... I don't really know what to do anymore...

-the glowing Cosmoem catches his attention-

Huh?

Petey: <Huh?>

Odin: <Huh?>

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J-Con

Ammy swiftly relaxes upon feeling Pent's hand on her head, purring.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

J-Con

-Spectre just kinda...slips a paper into Neon's hand.-

Spectre: <His number, in case you want to talk to someone.>

<I'm gonna go find whoever runs the security station here and...deal with that.>

-She floats down into the floor.-

Vulpecula: "Uh...is Cosmog-line evolution based on the time of day or something...?"

-She tilts her head almost imperceptibally.-

Elizabeth: "Yo."

Vulpecula: "Lizzy, know anything about Cosmog evolution?"

Elizabeth: "Absolutely not."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Giant Chasm

Silversmith: "Ok, ok, good shot Cortez, now let's get out of here!"

Cortez: <What are you talking about?! We need to stay with our friends!>

Silversmith: "Well, we aren't looking to friendly at the moment, and I'm sure the dark type master can handle himself. Come on!"

Cortez: <No!>

Cortez hopped in front of the Metagross, stared it in the eye and used Focus Punch! He began tightening his focus, winding up and ignoring anything else Silversmith had to say. Silversmith didn't deploy any other mons: he was waiting for the focus punch to resolve so he could just get out of there.

J-Con

A wild Priscilla appears.

Jonathan: Hey babe. Ahskennon’nia ihchie’s?

Priscilla, still dressed as Pent: Okay, Jon. I'm giving you the count of three to go back to your hotel room or literally anywhere else. You stubborn red-head. What am I gonna do with you?!

Priscilla just hugs him passionately.

Jonathan: I love you too.

Priscilla: This... this doesn't change anything.

While they're still in that clearly amorous embrace, Shutter and Tommy just stare. Awkwardly.

Shutter: I thought they broke up.

Tommy: I've been in this situation before. Let's not intervene.

Shutter: Yeah, but you were in that situation with at least four people. Five counting the cop.

Tommy: Ugh.

Shutter: Call me crazy, Petersen, but compared to your love life, Jonathan and his ex seem to have it easy. Now let's back away slowly. All this third wheeling is making me sick.

Tommy: Hey, so Dr. Tagg was here the entire time. Let's get a selfie with him! Make Sparky jealous.

Priscilla: Oh darn it, my boss is here. Jon. Uh, you two. Stay.

Edited by MasterJayAM on Jul 17th 2019 at 1:08:24 AM

J-Con

-The glow dissipates, and a Solgaleo is left in Cosmoem's place-

Solgaleo: -Immediately starts taking a nap-

Well that was a bit...anticlimactic.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Giant Chasm

The Metagross stares briefly at Cortez, before calculating the effort put into getting this meal outweighed the meal itself. It proceeded to fly away to find an easier dinner.

Shadow blinked and rubbed his eyes, Mischief copying the movement.

Shadow: What the hell just happened?

The others are equally stunned.

Heheheh

J-Con

Neon: ...

KITTY

-gets up and starts petting the Solgaleo-

-Duolis chuckles before approaching Tagg-

Duolis: Is there anywhere on the Stormchaser we can contain this... Thing?

-she holds up Kolemm's Pokeball-

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