Jackal saw the opportunity, and saw Hayon looking a little exhausted from charging the Aura sphere, "NOW!"
~Aura sphere!~
The blue orb went flying straight at Kolemm.
Just as Jacket from Arthur's team went rushing in hoping to strike Kolemm with his metal baseball bat.
Giant Chasm
Silversmith: “Rejected?! So I keep a safe distance! Hardly rejecting! And “rather harsh” is the understatement of the month! She made me jump out the window! She turned me into a Pokémon! Do you know how... How...”
He calmed down a bit and took a second to breath, as words finally failed him.
Silversmith: “...You can’t know. You can never know. Even I don’t know...”
Zoroark In Disguise
Giant Chasm
Shadow glowered at Silversmith.Shadow: And to think she called you family...
Maverick, yelling: <GUYS!>
Shadow: What?
Maverick pointed at a Metagross approaching them from above.
Shadow: Uh oh... I don't like the way it's looking at us...
Heheheh
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
J-Con, VS Giga Mega Venustoise
Piku-chan: <We can do this! We can win this!>
Raru: <Let's give it all we've got!!>
-Piku-chan unleashes a powerful Thunderbolt on Giga Mega Venustoise-
-Oshawittle releases his Aqua Jet and slashes at Kolemm with a Razor Shell attack-
-Raru's eyes glow a bright blue as he uses his Psychic Powers on Kolemm-
-Mothra's horns flare up and she unleashes a stream of fire at Kolemm-
-Meanwhile, at the Admin Tent-
Me: Giga Mega Venustoise is weakened! The Mobius goons have fled! We can actually win this!!
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
j-con fight
Lila: Nice! This is our chance!!
-Marie uses air slash. Meanwhile Pied Piper is sending out more mons.-
Pied Piper: Hit the big hybrid thing with everything you've got!
-Cecelia uses moonblast.-
-Coda uses dragon rush.-
-Apollo charges up a sky attack.-
-Tempo uses leaf storm.-
-Zuzu uses play rough, as does Cedy.-
-Lena uses another helping hand boosted psyshock.-
j-con admin tent
PF: So, am I needed here or not?
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Flying Colors
-The Avenger narrows their eyes.-
Auric Avenger: Hm.
-The team takes the shot. Eitr releases a Sludge Bomb. Onabarrak winds up and lets loose a Focus Punch. Armbeetle uses Leech Life. Both of the birds use Brave Bird.-
Giant Chasm
The family remark almost stung Silversmith, but the Metagross put the kibosh on that. He laughed. It was exactly what he’d came for. However, it turns out Metagross’ are significantly less intimidating in pictures than in reality.
Silversmith: “Time to get the hell out of Dodge.”
Silversmith was about to run, but Cortez’s emotions had been building and he just wanted to punch something. An excellent target had presented itself.
Cortez: <SHORYUKEN!>
Cortez used Sky Uppercut!
J-Con
Viewfinder: Bokeh, deal with the Mobius grunts.
Bokeh: <Couldn't we get a disturbing-looking sandslash to go after them?>
Viewfinder: Those are orders, Bokeh. Electrocute them.
Bokeh proceeds to electroweb some of the fleeing Mobius grunts. He turns to the muk still attached to his foot.
Viewfinder: Finish them.
Emulsion moves closer and throws a sludge bomb at Kolemm. He briefly looks back at his trainer and judging from what he felt (a portion of his slime is still attached to Viewfinder's feet), he was free to just keep hitting.
The Flamebringer
J-con
Lif fires a Psychic.
Red fires a Moonblast.
Cynthia dives with a Brave Bird.
Sigmund delivers another icy punch.
Eris: "Yeah, that's what I thought."
She turns around, Helios firing a Psychic at Kolemm.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Dunsparce Cloud
Vermilion City
Ever: —No, I'm just saying, I don't think it's appropriate to ban books from children's libraries.
Brie: It makes you see the time, date, and method of your own death.
Ever: Which kids have a right to know!
-Amanita wanders up-
Amanita: ...You're still on this?
Ever: It's important.
Brie: It's not.
-meanwhile-
Ares: <Breeze, put that down, you don't know where it's been.>
Breeze: <Yeah I do, I asked first.>
Ares: <...Weird.>
Amanita: I'm just saying, where do you even find these questions?
Ever and Brie simultaneously: Weird side of Chattr.
Amanita: ...Why?
Ever: Debate is the oldest and noblest of the blood sports.
Brie: Listen to them talk and tell me you don't want to prove them wrong.
Ever: -points at Brie- Exactly!
Amanita: ...I usually don't have as much trouble with it as you seem to.
Ares: <Does that even taste good?>
Breeze: <Not really; I'm just chewing on it at this point.>
Ares: <Well, spit it out!>
Brie: You know what? Fair point. Ever, can you do this with Amanita next time maybe?
Ever: She completely refuses to get caught up in my nonsense. What would be the—
-there's a hacking sound from behind them, and an unidentified skull bounces past. Everyone turns to Ares and Breeze-
-...-
Breeze: <What?>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Fwomph
J-Con, Admin Booth
-Pent finishes signing the last contract in the stack and glances at how the fight is going-
Okay, I'm calling in those contracts!
-Presumably, given that he's now got about 7-15 hedge aurics worth of power in him, he probably has a palpable aura of obscura-
'Ey, Kolemm! I've got something to say to you!
-He smirks and starts walking forward after drawing an umbrella from his sleeve-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Meet The New Boss
J-Con
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Kolemm: W̮̗̭̤̻̩͡-̛͕̩̞͚̫ͅw̦͠h͉̹̣̫͈̟̀ͅa̷̦̝̼̣͇t̷͈̞̞̫̙?̹
Contact Me!
J-Con
Emulsion: <Ach, sliming my way toward this is stupid. Let's go destroy this creep at point blank.>
Viewfinder: Fine.
Viewfinder runs toward Emulsion and jumps in. The muk's biomass appears to be absorbed by his trainer until only Viewfinder actually remains. He then continues running and halts.
Arachna-Guy, who just arrived: Oh, that's just gross.
Viewfinder, in a weird Voice of the Legion tone: Why hello, ugly. Are you hungry, 'cause I sure am.
Shutter: ~I told you we were going to that buffet later.~
Edward: ~But I'm hungry now!~
Shutter: ~Fine, but if you spoil your appetite, it's goodbye abs 'cause I'm not holding back on that buffet.~
Viewfinder and Emulsion proceed to mega drain Kolenn, being careful to dodge anything it can throw at them.
Edward: ~So mobile, the human frame. I love it so.~
Edited by MasterJayAM on Aug 9th 2020 at 6:36:37 PM
Fwomph
J-Con
-Jammer realizes something's gonna go down and tries to get a good angle as Pent raises the umbrella-
Gaster, origin point at the tip of the umbrella, use as much of the borrowed power as possible, on my mark...
I can't believe I get to do this, but...
-He starts channeling the borrowed power, wisps of obscura swirl and coalesce. He's also probably got that cool "hair is all floaty" thing going on. If the world was being dramatic, the world would probably get silent for a moment...-
ABRACAFUCK YOU!
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Meet The New Boss
J-Con
-The giant fucking laser does it-
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-Kolemm roars in agony as he crumbles and shrinks down until there is an unconscious green Sunkern laying on the floor-
-It is quiet. Then people gradually start filtering in and con activity starts to resume as normal-
Medea: Hmmm... What do we do with him now?
Molph: He's a Glitch, so we've gotta be careful about what.
-Neon is still just kinda looking down at himself and his armor in despair-
Contact Me!
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
J-Con, Post-Battle
Me: So that thing...
...was a glitch?
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Some Rando
J-Con '19
"He may be a glitch," Colton started, approaching and returning his team. "but he said he simply wanted a battle. While some part of me doubts that, at the same time I doubt he was shooting to kill," he considered.
"Let's give him a chance to recuperate and explain himself," he decided. "Anyone know a combination of Mean Look, Embargo, and Gastro Acid?"
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
The Flamebringer
J-con, the arena formerly for the Kolemm Boss Fight
Eris: "Kill it, no good will come of leaving it alive."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Zoroark In Disguise
Giant Chasm
The Metagross gets hit just fine... But it seems more annoyed than actually hurt. It lands forcefully.Wild Metagross: <It looks like dinner's been served.>
Shadow, Maverick, and Mischief all got in the way.
Shadow: Maverick! Use Night Slash! Mischief, Dark Pulse!
Maverick attacked as commanded. Mischief suddenly surrounded her forearms with Dark type energy as she crossed her arms, then she slammed the ground. A massive shockwave of pitch black energy exploded, hitting the Metagross hard. Far harder than Maverick's mostly-futile Night Slash.
Shadow, stunned: Th-that was Night Daze! Wh-when did y-y-you l-learn that?!
The Metagross winced. It squinted a little, the inky black energy clinging to it.
Heheheh
Flying Colors
-The Avenger sighs in relief, and takes off their helmet and kneels down by Neon.-
Kai: Hey, you okay? Other than, y'know, the obvious.
Screw Attack Presents!
Wiz: Throughout the ages, dark magic and the shadows have been eternally linked to villainy, no matter what form it may take.
Boomstick: And nobody takes the cake for "evil dark magic guy" more than Annoski, the Twilight King of Sinnoh!
Wiz: And the Ghost Lord, the dreaded warlock warlord of Spectra!
Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win in...
Edited by BittersweetNSour on May 23rd 2019 at 8:09:31 AM
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
J-Con '19
-Piku-chan, Raru, Oshawittle and Mothra run back to me-
Me: Guys! You're okay!
Piku-chan: <That was SO COOL!!!>
Raru: <So the thing you stepped away from the battle for...>
Oshawittle: <Was that SUPER-AWESOME MEGA LASER?!>
Me: Yep. That Mega-Laser was a Combined Energy Attack of many others who had powers similar to my own who volunteered to kick that glitch's butt!
Mothra: <Most impressive!>
Raru: <We were carrying on the battle for you while you were lending your powers to...>
Me: Huh. Now that you mention it, I don't think I got his name...
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
The GM House
Twitch: Hey, Boss's Boy Toy! Call for you on line three!
Dune: I would really prefer you not call me that.
Ludmilla: What's a "boy toy"?
Doomsday: <I'll tell you when you're older.>
-Dune goes into the next room and grabs a phone off of the wall.-
Dune: D. Morton, whatcha need?
Battlus: Dune, it's Battlus. We need your approval on establishing a new Pokemon Preserve.
-Dune blinks.-
Dune: I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right. You want my approval on something?
Battlus: Well, yes. You are a Mt. Battle Master, you own property in Orre, and you have a foreign title. You're currently the HIGHEST authority in terms of major projects involving Pokemon in Orre at the moment.
Dune: Yeah, but I'm not an elected official!
Battlus: Neither am I, nor are the League Champions from other regions. Still doesn't make them any lesser in authority.
Dune: Fuckin'... Okay, give me the rundown, and I'll look into it.
Battlus: Figured you couldn't say no.
Dune: Fuck you Somek.
Battlus: Later. Anyway, an independent entomologist wants to establish a nature preserve outside Agate Village, in the Relic Forest. Partially to protect the Relic Stone and partially to study the new Bug-Types that are moving into the forest. After the Pineco incident...
-Dune rubs the bridge of his nose and sighs.-
Dune: Yes, I remember the Pineco incident.
Battlus: Her name's Alejandra Gonzalez. With a "z". She's over in Agate at the moment. She really, really wants to get started setting up the reserve.
Dune: Of course. I'll head down there tomorrow.
Battlus: You really do make a good region champ.
Dune: You're not on my Christmas card list anymore.
Battlus: You wound me.
Dune: Not enough, obviously.
-Dune hangs up.-
Meet The New Boss
J-Con
Neon: Y-yeah I'm f-fine...
-Petey pats him. Neon staggers a bit-
Duolis: ...Colton has a point. This creature seemed to have an ulterior motive causing this spectacle, and we ought to find out what. Question is how we contain it.
Contact Me!
J-Con
Viewfinder and his Muk stare at the fallen glitch. Something got to them before they could even have a chance at draining it.
Viewfinder: Oh, shit. Talk about your kill-steals.
He lightly kicked the unconscious Kolenn.
Edward: <There goes my big hero moment. And my lunch. I am still hungry.>
Shutter: <Fine, we'll call up Tommy and get a buffet. Speaking of which, think we can get a selfie with Arachna-Guy.>
Edward: <Bitchin'! Get the alter ego phone.>
J-Con
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-the Mobius employees and their mons start fleeing-
Kolemm: N̯̬̳o͖͉̦͉̯͇.̛̝̖̫͖.̻̮͙́.̞̻̗̼ͅ ̮̠̖̰̬̰͢N͈͓͘O̫͍̱͓͇!̟
-He's staggering from the Frenzy Plant, he's open-
Contact Me!