Silas sighed, "I have no idea who that is honestly. All I got from the report was details about the island and it's fantastic magitek and everything... The Jester bit wasn't covered as much. What the hell was the Jester?"
The Pen's avatar became visible to everyone, -I can help explain a bit. Jester was a Glitch, a corruption that woke up from the use of his very being as a fuel source. Called that due to his "laughing clown" nature as a monster. I'm based in the study of his ink so I'm technically a construct.-
Silas just blinked, "Arceus you guys get into trouble."
The Pen vanished with a smirk, returning to Pent's perspective only, -Trouble you actively seem to hunt for.-
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Ersatz Alliance
Mr. Bitey: <Whaddaya need help with?>
He turns to the others.
Mr. Bitey: <Weeeell, Im not technically supposed to sell the transformy stuff for money.>
...
Mr. Bitey: <... So you gotta listen to this story I wrote instead!> And he hefts the stack of papers he's been writing on this whole time.
off the shits
Meet The New Boss
Fwomph
Oblivion Wing Lounge
S-so yeah that was the Pen of Joey Drew, an artifact Jester made that persisted after the defeat of the core glitch a while ago...
-She just kinda holds up the physical component briefly-
I'm sorry if you have reservations about working with someone who has been using glitch-derived objects to augment their power... However this brings up the issue: The things that Jester creates did not vanish with his demise, so there may be other things out there with the same malicious intent that you discovered in the depths of Castle Lycanrow.
-She sits down again-
It appears we've gone from hunting poachers to cleansing the world of yet another glitch.
Ersatz Alliance
I am quite fine, thank you for asking...
-He weakly tries to shuffle away-
Just looking for a hat, maybe some defective merch that doesn't change my form...
-His phone beeps slightly and he answers it-
>Sir, while you're at Ersatz can you get me one of those transformation items? I am quite intrigued as to my human form.
... Maybe later buddy
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Ersatz Alliance
Mr. Bitey: <It's not defective if it doesn't transform you!>
He turns back to the FE group.
Mr. Bitey: <... Now this is a tale of tragedy, and woe....>
Once upon a time, there lived a lonely Primarina. He had all a Primarina could ever want! Like, shells and stuff (AN: I dunno specifics I asked my Brionne friend and he told me to piss off). But he always felt like there was something missing in his life.
Primarina: < I have everything I could want.. and yet I feel empty inside.>
One day, while idling on the coastline he spotted something interesting. A human prince had fallen from his boat and was in the process of drowning.
Prince: "HRGHKGLSNSLKCN"
Primarina: <Oh shit>
The Primarina, entranced by the prince's beauty, and also not the kind of mon to abandon someone to a horrible watery grave based on their physical appearance, endeavored to save the young man.
The Primarina was easily able to drag the young prince to shore and-
Mr. Bitey: <Oh wait hold on I gotta reorganize the pages.>
off the shits
pain peko
Saffron City
Lydia: <Did you ever have a plan beyond "catch a flight to Kanto'"?>
Luca: "Nope!"
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Meet The New Boss
Macraul Manor, Cayenne's Collection
-The pounding grows louder-
Ersatz Alliance
-Julius groans and sits down-
Deidre: What kind of hat?
Contact Me!
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Macraul Manor-Cayenne's Collection
"2..1, now!"
He pulls open the door and tries to trip up Sylvestra.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
The Wanderer
Stormchaser, yesterday
Ann: -Looks away as if she's on The Office-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Meet The New Boss
Macraul Manor
-Too late. The door is blasted open by Obscura and Sylvestra lunges for Des with a omniously glowing hand-
Contact Me!
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Macraul Manor Collection
Me: ...WE GO!
-I jump at Sylvestra and ready a Poké Ball-
Piku-chan, I choose you!
-I send out my buddy-
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Macraul Manor
Des grips the oncoming hand by the wrist, pushing back against.
"Grrr get to the rendezvous, cover for R. Mika!"
R. Mika runs past with the Z-Crystal still in her mouth.
"I hope your husband doesn't mind if I take this dance..."
His eyes flash green for a moment.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Function Room Roi Soleil
Even the staff seemed to have eaten their fill. Lowell seems very pleased.
Lowell: Well, the decision is unanimous. Consider your contract signed. When can we expect the first shipment?
Reynard: We have plenty of stock so expect it in at least a day. As my personal gift to the Macraul family, the unfinished chocolate blocks are yours free of charge. Serve them to guests or eat them all yourself. The choices are yours and yours alone!
Gaspard hears a familiar scratching at one of the doors and proceeds to investigate. He exits the room and meets up with an umbreon.
Gaspard: Lamarck.
Lamarck, via speech device: The security has been alerted for some reason. Unruly guests from what I've heard, but I have my suspicions. My brothers and sisters have been alerted. Wipe the chocolate from your face, young master.
Meet The New Boss
Macraul Manor, Cayenne's collection
-Sylvestra snarls and moves to put her other hand on Merlin's neck when...-
-Sylvestra is sent flying back and looks up at Merlin in shock and rage-
Sylvestra: You!
Merlin: Come on, let's go!
-He grabs Des and Ian and carries them off-
-over the communications- We've got the Z-Crystal, let's get out of here!
Contact Me!
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Macraul Manor-Cayenne's Collection
"Woah!"
He is not too thrilled be being carried.
"Sorry, looks like we'll have to save that dance for another time!"
R. Mika is running a little ahead of the group.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Macraul Manor, Cayenne's collection
A small pack of what appeared to be various eeveelutions (and an eevee) massed around the collection. In their mouths were pieces of steel.
Elsewhere in Macraul Manor
One of Sylvestre's weird statues looks kind of off, like parts and embellishments were taken from it.
Tommy: Hey, neat statue.
Sara: It's like what Palkia would look like without her makeup.
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Macraul Manor Collection
Piku-chan: <It seems the stealth part of the stealth operation was thrown out the window...>
Me: Why else would I call you?
Piku-chan: <You did say "I'll let you out of your ball once the raid is over or we end up having to fight the Macrauls... Whatever comes first...">
Me: Yep. And it looks like the latter came first!
Piku-chan: <And you are a trainer of your word...>
Me: You got that right!
-looks at all the "Eeveelutions"-
Piku-chan: <You got that right.>
Me: Well, Piku-chan, you know what to do.
Piku-chan: <I like the way you think.>
Me: Alright, Piku-chan! Use Thunderbolt!
-Piku-chan jumps off my shoulder and unleashes a bolt of electrical energy at the Eeveelutions-
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Meet The New Boss
Macraul Manor
-Merlin shifts to Diancie and hits the Eevees with a Diamond Storm-
Edited by Umbramatic on May 11th 2019 at 4:01:01 AM
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Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Macraul Manor
Des and R. Mika take the opportunity to run off with the Z-Crystal.
"Thanks for the save!"
They run off in search of the tour group to hopefully lose their pursuers in the crowd.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Macraul security
Cady: <Don't think there's much else for me to do here, I'm heading out now.>
-She flies into the vents.-
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Macraul Manor
Me: Now that we have the crystal, we have to reunite with the group and get out of here! Lead the way, Merlin!
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Macraul Manor, Cayenne's Collection
Closer inspection of the "eeveelutions" reveal themselves to be strangely colored umbreons. They dodged Merlin's and Piku-Chan's attacks and began to form a circle out of their metal, though they were unable to stop the others from running away.
One of them, colored like a vaporeon, sneered angrily at them.
Darwin, the blueish umbreon: <Change of plan, friends. Chase 'em. That fairy's not getting past the renovated halls.>
Lest we forget there are halite lines between the fine marble.
Edited by MasterJayAM on Jun 5th 2019 at 1:30:50 AM
Misunderstood Mimiga
Halis is bored, and decides to send out a text to the rest of the J-Team just to see what they're up to.
Halter: "Hey, didn't I tell you to put that thing away? It's going to rot your brain, you know."
Halis: "Oh, relax... I'm just asking around a bit. It's not like I'm playing that game I know you watch me play."
Halter: "I don't... that's not... ugh, nevermind. I'm going to take a walk. Don't follow me, I'll be back later."
Flustered, the false image of Halis storms out of the room.
From: Halis
so, uh... anyone know how to talk to odd alternate versions of themselves without making them upset? i've been trying, it's not working out though. honestly concerning as well considering i only just met them yesterday. might help if i have someone come over that has experience with paranormal things as they don't seem entirely... well, normal? thank you for your time regardless.
Meet The New Boss
Macraul Manor
-Merlin smirks-
-Then falls back...-
-And into a portal that quickly closes-
A fair distance from the manor
-And out here-
Voyd: Woo! One down!
Back In The Manor
-Portals appear near anyone still stuck in the manor-
Voyd: ~In, now!~
Contact Me!
Ersatz Alliance
-Pent makes a grumbling mumble. Something about holy wars and memories. Then he tilts his head to the side-
Yes, hello?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.