Zoroark In Disguise
Route 6
Shadow shrugged.Shadow: Sure. Hey, can we journey together? We seem to work well together.
Ophidia: <Isn't today All Fool's Day?>
Heheheh
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Stormchaser Kitchen
Daydre blinks several times. Probably more than is necessary.
"... Well, that. Happened."
off the shits
Some Rando
Victory Road - AFD
He looked at the phone, shrugging before pocketing it. "Guess they're busy," he decided before he exited the mountain, sliding down the side of it, only to be caught in midair by some psychic force.
"Xatu?" He asked, recognizing his friend.
<... Colton? No, Helmsman? That you? I can see both you in there, like you're fighting for control and it just comes off as a composite of your personalities.>
"Who are those two?" The anthro Samurott asked. "I'm Kellen Helmser."
Yeah, Likely the Stormchaser.
A Zorua gijinka in a black skirt and pants as well as a burgundy shirt walked through the Stormchaser's halls, a little paranoid at having been left behind.
She might encounter the Alolan Ninetales and Zorua, but they might need to snag her attention first since she's muttering something about how she got turned into this.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Stormchaser
??? <A-ah, excuse me miss? Um, might you be able to tell us where this is?>
off the shits
Kalos, Route 6
Silversmith: "Certainly. I thought I saw a marketplace on the way over here."
Cortez: <All fools day?>
Silver Bullet: <Whats that?>
Armando: <*facewax* April fools day.>
Cortez: <Sounds fun! I know the perfect prank! *looks at Silversmith with an evil grin*>
Silversmith: "You better not. Let's get going. Perhaps we could try to talk some sense into shield on the way."
Silversmith's team set off for the marketplace they saw on the way. It was quite suspicious. Seemed an odd location for a shop.
Zoroark In Disguise
Route 6
Shadow: Wait a second Silversmith. I think that's- mmph!Mischief covers his mouth.
Mischief: <Shhhhhh...>
Ophidia: <This looks out of place. Intriguing and peculiar. I'm curious what we'll unveil within.>
Heheheh
Mysterious shop, totally not Ersatz alliance
Armando: <Don't you know? Behind the veil lurks death. Things unknown are best left unknown. Look at Pandora's box. Of course, I've long since given up convincing these "comrades" not to open the box."
Cortez: <Hey, isn't this—Never mind. This is an entirely normal shop. Definitely.>
Silversmith: "I smell a conspiracy. Luckily, we only need three apples. We'll be in and out in a jiffy. Then again, searching might take a while, and I don't see any employees... Guys, brace yourselves. I'm gonna tame the untameable. Go, Shield Sheafson!"
Shield Sheafson: <Ah, who now shall I grace with my—Oh. Commoners, unworthy of such as myself. How about I—>
Armando: <Listen here you piece of shit. Around here, I am in charge. You make one move to eat any souls: I fry you. You make one attempt to attack any of us: I fry you. You make one false swipe: I fry you. Are we clear?>
Shield Sheafson: <Pfft. Very well, I shall play your little game! But tell me, sir, why shouldn't I consume your friends life force? Surely I deserve—>
Armando: <No. A soul is a man's private property: you have no right to infringe upon it, just as I, unfortunately, have no right at the moment to melt the smirk off your... face. You have no more right to his soul than I do.>
Silversmith: "Wow. You're more learned than I thought. Let's get going, and keep talking to the thing."
Cortez, to Mischief: <Tell me if you see any of the things.>
Zoroark In Disguise
Totally Not The Ersatz Alliance
Shadow: -quietly- I knew it.Ophidia: <Oh joy.>
Mischief, to Cortez: <I will.>
Ophidia: <What 'things'?>
Mischief: <The Ers- Um, special shop has magic scarves that turn you into a Pokemon. Not that we're there. But Shadow turned into a Pawniard, while Silversmith transformed into a Honedge.>
Ophidia thinks a moment.
Ophidia: <If he transforms, it could help with diplomacy with...> -points at Shield- <That.>
Mischief: <You're BRILLIANT!>
Heheheh
Totally not the Ersatz alliance
Silversmith stopped cold in his tracks.
Silversmith: "I knew it! Everybody's out to get me! I'm going to go get the apples myself. Meet me at the entrance in halve an hour. And keep talking to Shield."
Cortez: <It's not like we're at Ersatz again, there's no way we could—>
Silversmith: Regardless!
Shield Sheafson: <Ok, but you still haven't explained the physical body. What bad things happen if I do this?>
Shield unsheathed and scratched Silversmith's arm with the tip of the blade. Armando immediately used ember multiple times.
Shield Sheafson: <Ok, ok, enough! Spare me my beauty!>
Silversmith: "CRAP!"
Armando: <You disgust me! Can't you see you've caused him pain?>
Shield Sheafson: <So? *smirks* He's not me.>
Armando: <So why should I stop when I hurt you!?>
The debate raged on. Meanwhile, Silversmith's paranoia caught up with him as he walked.
Silversmith: What if Shield was a were-mon?! ...No, that can't be, he's a mon even without moonlight... right? Well, I guess the entrance is pretty illuminated by the moon... Shit.
Cortez, back at the entrance: <Now's our chance! I've got an idea just crazy enough to work! Mischief! Find me a transformation scarf as fast as you can! Ophidia! Let me quickly explain!>
Cortez explained Silversmith's fear of polymorphism and his plan to force him to face it.
Cortez: <And, finally, he will be forced to conclude he is a were-mon and deal with his fear! Any questions?>
Zoroark In Disguise
Actually The Ersatz Alliance
Mischief bounded off and returned with a scarf, then passed it to Ophidia.Mischief: <Now, I promised not to prank Mr Silversmith like that again. This is all you're getting from me.> -plops down next to Shadow, not looking at the others-
Ophidia listened to the plan and thought about it before smirking playfully.
Ophidia: <Sounds like a way to test and improve my talents. Time to play at being Solid Snivy!> -ties on a headband from nowhere and starts stealthily following Silversmith, holding the scarf with vines for extra reach-
Shadow's too busy browsing the shelves to notice.
Shadow: Ooh, this looks interesting! Hey, that's neat. Don't need it, but it's neat.
Heheheh
Castellia City
-The Malboros are now singing in the streets, but this time with a different song.-
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-Mezzo is sitting at a table when a sudden realization strikes her-
Mezzo: Oh no.
Felis: <Mrrp?>
Mezzo: I just remembered what day it is.
Felis: <Who cares?>
-a particular long-haired prettyboy walks in-
Pianis: Hey Piano.
-he immediately becomes the center of attention, as he's not wearing his usual hat and his hair is extending in all directions around him-
Mezzo: Pianis? What is the deal with...
-before Mezzo can say anything else, a tendril of hair grabs her by the neck-
Pianis: Came to check in on you. You've really been doing nothing but hanging out here, you know? Are you all right?
Mezzo: I'm— ghtk—!
-as Mezzo tries to free herself another tendril catches her by the arm-
Pianis: I mean, I am the oldest so I do need to check up on people from time to time.
-Mezzo manages to free herself from the hair around her neck-
Mezzo: Pianis your hair is— Mmmph!
-and another strand covers he mouth-
Pianis: -sigh- Do we really have to talk about my hair all the time?
-Mezzo struggles against it, then has one wrap around her other hand-
Pianis: Look, we've been over this. I'm not cutting it any shorter. I like having long hair.
-Mezzo yanks her head back, momentarily freeing herself-
Mezzo: It's a monster!
-before another wraps itself around her mouth, and two more lift her up by the feet-
Pianis: What, like to brush out? Oh, I know. Believe me, I spend hours brushing the tangles out of this thing! Honestly, though, it's worth it. I just can't see myself not having long hair, okay?
-Mezzo lets out a muffled scream of rage as she becomes further entangled-
Felis: -yawns and goes back to sleep-
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
he has every disease and no brain
Mt. Moon Square
Lester: I think we should go.
Greaser: Agree-
Lester would randomly turn into a Mudkip.
Lester: <Excuse me, what.>
Greaser would attempt to run over to him, only to realise that he was suddenly in a prison jumpsuit and had a metal ball chained to his leg.
Greaser: Oh no. I cannot move. I cannot move. Your boy cannot mooove.
Deep Mt. Moon
While Milagros was leaving the cave, there was a tiny rock in his path which suddenly turned into a...
Geodude: <Hey there, friend!>
Milagros: AH!
...and he tripped over it, causing his Human to Pokemon armband to fly out his bag and wrap around his arm, which then caused him to turn into a Pancham.
Dot: <Maste->
Before she could fly over, she fell on the ground, not realising she had turned into a human who looked eerily similar to Lindsay.
Dot: What's happening?
Blitz: <Simple.>
All of Blitz' white fur turned black, and all her blue fur started glowing.
Blitz: [suddenly speaking in a text to speech voice] <The date is April 1st, which means it is April Fools Day.>
Milagros: <Wait, did April Fools Day just turn Blitz into Siri?>
Edited by Routeferret on Apr 1st 2019 at 4:13:12 PM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
???
- Hmm? Ah, hello there. Say, have you ever wondered what would happen if you put the dialogue from a game known as "Pokémon Platinum" through several layers of Google Translate? -
- ... Not really? -
- Well, either way... -
Twinleaf Town - DS' house
- As always, the story begins on the day the protagonist sets out on their journey as a Pokémon Trainer... -
TV Announcer: "Pokemon is a phone number, the content and the meaning of the word." This is Professor Rohan's comment about the return of Kanto to Snow. Our special "Ask Rowan" program is already finished. They took me to the Jubilife TV station across the country! See you on the same channel next week!
DS: ...?
- DS looks around at her room, her expression suggesting that she's not entirely sure how she got there -
- Suddenly, Barry! -
Barry: (runs into the room) You are! Hey, DS! Have you only watched TV? Yes sure!
DS: (takes a step back) ???
Barry: (doesn't even react to DS' confusion) The figure of Professor Han Luo has a lot of dynamism in the studies of Pokemon. This means you have to have many Pokémon. So if we ask, I think Pokémon will give us! (notices the PC) Oh, hey, is this a new computer?
DS: (tries to say something, but...) ...! (thinking) My voice...?
Barry: (turns back to DS) Hey ... where are they? Oh, it's true! We will visit Professor Rowan, I will find Pokémon. I'm waiting outside. OK, DS? If you arrive too late, a 10 million euro fine will be applied! (runs off)
DS: (blinks a few times) ...
- DS examines her belt, noticing that she doesn't have any of her Pokémon on her. She then checks her bag, finding it mostly empty -
DS: (thinking) What's going on...? Is this a dream...? (realizes something) Wait! What day is it...?
- DS cautiously approaches the stairs -
DS: (thinking) All right... This requires some further investigation...
- DS heads downstairs -
DS' mother: (noticing DS) DS! Barry is haha. I do not know what it is, but I'm in a hurry!
DS: ... (nods and starts heading for the door)
DS' mother: Oh, yes! DS!
DS: (pauses)
DS' mother: Send does not have a Master in height on the grass. Wild Pokémon can't attack you. If you have your Pokémon, but it's not, so ... Well, please!
DS: (just smiles and nods, before heading outside)
- DS looks around, taking a deep breath as she heads towards Barry's house -
DS: (thinking) Okay... If I'm right...
- DS stops, cautiously approaching the front door. Sure enough... -
Barry: (runs out the door, bumping into DS) What's this? (notices DS) Oh, hey, DS! Come on! I met Professor Ron! I come with you? First. Oh, it's true! I forgot something!
- Barry heads back inside -
DS: ... (nods) Yep, I'm starting to get an idea of what's going on here. So, if I follow him...
- DS enters the house -
Barry's mom: (looks over at DS) Oh, hi, DS. Barry, you ask? He walked for a chance to run home. You should not sit with this child. Who should you subscribe to?
DS: ... (shrugs slightly, before heading upstairs)
Barry: (making his preparations) ... carrying a bag and a diary will be better ... (notices DS) Oh, hey, (name)! I'm waiting for the road! Even if you're late, 10 million are good.
- Barry leaves the room -
DS: ...
- DS nods and heads back outside -
DS: (thinking) So, it seems I'm back at the beginning of my journey, except everyone has been translated weirdly and for some reason, I can't talk. (sighs) Yep, must be April 1st. (looks over in the direction of Route 201) Barry went over to Route 201, where we'll meet Professor Rowan and get our first Pokémon... (shrugs) Well, guess there's only one thing for me to do, then.
- DS begins heading towards Route 201 -
My fanfic
Lumiose City, April 1
Dave but only missing a leg: Yeah, I can see the resemblance. Sort of. Okay, me, what happened?
Mostly Mechanical Dave: I don't want to talk about it.
PC, telepathically: <Deadly disease when he was four. Several major organs failed and replaced with robotic analogues. He feels rather strongly about it.>
Mostly Intact Dave: That's rough, buddy.
PC, telepathically: <It upsets him to mention it. But don't tell him that—>
PC: <Oh, quiznak.>
Cyborg Dave takes out a pokéball that immediately takes in a protesting PC.
An oddly colored porygon manifests near one-legged Gary-Stu version of Dave.
Jonathan: Okay, he works for PEFE. Wait a minute, Dave—
Murphy, a PEFEGon Z: <Holy crud, Riley, that was a ride. Hey, is that a duplicate of you?>
Faller Dave/Riley: You go by our first name?
Lillifuture Dave/Just Dave: And you go by our middle one.
Riley: Well, it depends on who I talk to. Dad calls me either name.
Dave: Whoa, you still talk to dad?
Riley: Why wouldn't I? We get along great.
Dave: ...we are not compatible.
Riley: Well that was rude.
Riley/Faller Dave looks around.
Riley: Hey, what year is this?
Dave: 2019.
Riley: Okay, hold up. How could a version of me already be here if I went to a timeline when I haven't even been born yet?! Heck, dad should still be making that award-winning documentary he keeps telling me about.
Dave: Interdimensional time travel.
Riley: That makes sense.
Dave: Now would you excuse me, I'm on a doughnut run. Smell you later.
Riley: Nice to meet you too, asshole.
They walk past one another in opposite directions.
Murphy: Something was really familiar about that rotomdex. Like they were someone I knew.
Riley: Kinda sounded like Madame Kwan's husband, actually.
Murphy: YES!
Riley: Okay, we're in 2019. This is gonna be the weirdest April Fool's of my life.
Murphy: I've seen weirder, but then again, I've never fallen into an interdimensional vortex by accident. Good thing you kept your backpack, then.
Edited by MasterJayAM on Apr 1st 2019 at 6:27:19 PM
RNP
Isaac: "Hmmm... what should we do to make the Day of Fools as fun as possible? Shall we strike the city with glue? Make everyone lick a statue? Fill the town with the urge to-"
Marc: ❌❌❌❌❌🔞
Isaac: "Yeah, you're right. We've got to be- Ugh!"
-Isaac clutches his head, apparently in great pain. He bends down, shaking. The dirt and grit around him rises into the air.-
Marc <Wh- What the fuck?!>
Isaac: "AAAAUGH!"
-Isaac throws his head back. It looks like- no, it is! Isaac seems to have two heads! ...wait, now two torsos... four arms....-
pop
-Marc stands slackjawed in awe. He looks at Isaac - no. The two Isaacs.-
Marc: ????????????
Isaac 2, in clown makeup: "Well, hello, world. Nice to see you in all your boredom."
Ivan: "I'll take five bottles."
Silas is sitting in the lounge, watching some TV when suddenly-
*POP*
He blinks, and then slowly feels his face, and in a instant, the rest of the ship is filled with a scream of joy.
~Oh no.~
Roxy looks over, "Wha?"
~April Fools day which means-~
Over rushes a Deoxys, <HEY GUYS!>
"Silas?"
<The one and only!>
Roxy blinks, "Silas why are you a Deoxys?"
<It's april fools day! Turned into one last year, now I'm one again! If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go fly around the planet!>
He darts out a airlock and starts flying off.
Roxy opens her mouth to speak, can't find any words, and then turns to Hacks, "This'll settle itself out right?"
~Yep. Thankfully. He likes being a Deoxys and last year he didn't get to use it much.~
Silas takes a selfie and sends out a text.
From: Silas
Sup! Look at me, fancy space alien now! Who wants to hang out? Cause honestly this is amazing!
Arthur blinks as he looks about, he's wearing his green armor, and he appears to be in some blood soaked hallway. "The hell."
He checks his team status and notices all the balls are empty, "Looking for us?"
Arthur looks over to where Ranger's voice came from and sees... a strange man in sealed yellow armor
◊. "Ranger?"
"At your service."
Arthur blinks, "Okay the hell is happening?"
"Do not question us human, we are not fully aware ourselves."
Arthur looks over to see the rest of his team, Clutch
, Jacket, Cayde
, and Misha/Heavy
.
"Wait... where's Hayden?"
A voice comes over a radio system, "I was wondering when you'd ask that. I've done some research and I've determined it is 4/01/2019."
"And?"
"It seems reality has a sense of humor and will put people through odd situations atypical of their reality on this day. In our case, we've all lost our pokemon forms and are trapped in this extensive facility on Mars. Not our Mars as I don't see any of the Team Asimov work here, but another Mars, in another reality."
Arthur sighed, "Okay so what do you look like?"
A video window popped up, and Arthur saw a odd face.
"Okay so why is it that some of you turned into... machines."
Hayden shrugged, "I'm in a nerve center of sorts, as far as I can tell the facility is filled with a demonic presence and won't lift lockdown until they're all... handled. There are weapons near you that you will need to use to fight your way through, work together and keep each other's backs. You'll need it."
Arthur grunted, "Great... just great..."
He followed a marker Hayden had left and opened up a locker, picking out a double barrel for him, Ranger grabbing what looked to be a rocket launcher, Clutch grabbing a large sparking weapon, Cayde gripped a revolver, and Heavy and Jacket grabbing spacesuit like devices and a respective shotgun and minigun.
Heavy grinned as he hefted the rotary barrel weapon, "Yes, I like dis new veapon."
Arthur sighed as he opened the next door, to be faced with the red dunes of Mars, more high tech facility, and a bunch of demons before him. Arthur grunted and loaded the weapon, "Alright everyone. Get to work."
Lumiose Winery
Tommy: Dude, we're here to taste wines, not get totally wasted.
Sara and Jeff: Sez u.
pain peko
The Moon
-Elizabeth flails in panic as she sees the Shadow rushing at her.-
Elizabeth: "Oh gods I have no phone I have no mask"
-The Shadow Magician gets closer, the enormous maya's expressionless mask oddly terrifying.-
Elizabeth: "Wait..."
-She spies a thick, worn-out leather book on the ground and picks it up, now serenely calm.-
Elizabeth: "Your fate...is in the cards!"
-The Persona Compendium flips open of its own accord. Liz draws a tarot card and grins.-
Elizabeth: "Come forth, god of death - Thanatos!"
-She holds the card out, and an anthro Clefairy/Duskull hybrid surrounded by wing-like coffins and armed with a sword appears.-
Elizabeth: "Now!"
-With a single slice, Thanatos divides the Magician into two halves. He follows up with several more attacks, until the Magician has been cut down to three measly Mayas, Ditto-like Shadows with the same mask as the Magician.-
Elizabeth: "Orpheus!"
-A (somehow) more feminine version of Pent's sub-persona appears, her body yellow. She strums her harp like a guitar, and bursts of flames envelope the shadows.-
Los Phiones
Benedetta: "Take that thing off."
Luca" "I've tried. Several times."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
RNP
Apollo: ~Ivan usually has us use Confusion on him to protect him, but now he can use liquid Confusion.~
-Isaac 2 cracks his neck. Isaac 1 looks over the city in awe.-
1saac: "Lumiose... It's beautiful..."
-He sheds a single tear. 2saac looks over the city as well.-
2saac: "Not nearly chaotic enough."
-2saac shoots a wave of psychic energy at a set of traffic lights. Now it's just a Bluetooth speaker playing [Never Gonna Give You Up].-
2saac: "It's my job to make this city crazy. Ciao!"
-2saac teleports away. He teleports back, grabs the Aerries, and teleports away again.-
1saac: "I hope he's okay... he looked hungry. I should have bought him a meal..."
-Marc blinks.-
Marc: ????????
Yonut
Riley buys a dozen doughnuts. Everyone looks at him funny.
Maurice: You don't happen to have a brother, would you?
Riley: What makes you say that?
Maurice: Never mind; it's been a long day.
Cashier: Gotcha good, sir!
Maurice: I will fire you.
He turns to Riley, who he swears he's seen earlier that day.
Maurice: Would you like to buy more?
Riley: A dozen is plenty. Thank you.
Maurice: Here, take an extra box on the house.
Riley: I couldn't possibly— but free doughnuts I guess. Thank you, sir.
Traffic piles up outside.
Maurice: Holy crap, not again.
Cashier: He really is stepping up his villain game. Guess his head's a bit swollen since he managed to kick Arachna-Guy's ass.
Maurice: Excuse me? That man saved our enterprise. How could you say that?
Cashier: Who said anything about dissing him? I want to see a rematch between them as much as you do.
She hands Riley a receipt.
Cashier: Enjoy your doughnuts, sweetie.
Riley: Merci.
Riley walks out really fast, followed by his PorygonZ.
Maurice: Cosette. Are we sure he's not the cyborg guy without his costume?
Cashier Cosette: Meh, probably. Business is good, though.
Lumiose Winery
Tommy: <Latent Auric Powers telling him that Isaac is up to fuckery>
Tommy: Sorry fellas, but I gotta go. There's a developing story down the street and I've got to cover it. Take a cab or wait an hour for Aunt April to get back from shopping with Miley.
Jeff: Come on. We're not going to drink and drive, Tom-Tom.
Sara: Only villains do that.
Yonut
Tommy: Maurice! Cosette!
Cashier Cosette: Hey cute science boy. Your usual?
Tommy: Just a large coffee, please. Unovan style. To go
Edited by MasterJayAM on Apr 1st 2019 at 8:32:40 PM
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
Kanto Route 4
Me: I have a bad feeling about today, Piku-chan...
Piku-chan: <Why's that?>
Me: It's April Fools' Day... And You Know What That Means...
Piku-chan: <It'll be Chaos Chaos all day today!>
Me: Exactly! We better watch our step, Piku-chan...
Piku-chan: <Right...>
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Most definitively not the Ersatz alliance, early early morning
Shield Sheafson: <Would not the epitome of beauty as myself have a right to whatever I want?>Armando: <No, damn it! Even if you were right the individual rights of persons would still be intact!>
Shield Sheafson: <And who grants these so called "rights"?>
Armando: <...Arceus?>
Shield Sheafson: <Oh Aaaarceus! Go ahead and stop me!>
With a maniacal laugh, Shield unsheathed and attacked Armando, who gladly joined in the brawl. Meanwhile, Silversmith wandered through the produce.
Silversmith: Pineapples, carrots, ...What even is this thing? ...Was that a shadow moving?! ...Oh, a red fruit in the distance. ...Of course there had to be a window there. *Internal sigh* Well, if it's to late, it's to late.
Silversmith ventured towards the moonlight emanating from the window. He closed his eyes, winced, and slowly starting putting his hand into it. Cortez was positively giddy.
Cortez, to Ophidia: <This couldn't be more perfect! NOW!>
Edited by arishipshape on Apr 1st 2019 at 9:45:14 AM
RNP
2saac: "Hm hm hmmm..."
-2saac is causing, just, such bad things. The ground around the establishment is LEGO, and a "Please remove your shoes" sign that psychically compels people to do so. Also, there's lots of miscellaneous condiments on the walls.-
-2saac rubs his chin.-
2saac: "I should suit up."
-2saac is now The Last-er Laugh-er . Or just The Last Laugh, since 1saac isn't doing much villainy.-
-Isaac is enjoying a nice cup of tea.-
Ivan: "gh"
-It would seem he grossly underestimated what alcohol does to a man, and also how much is in a bottle.-
PSA: DRINKING IS BAD
Edited by redneckphoenix on Apr 1st 2019 at 9:09:48 AM
Stormchaser, Kitchen
Kaiiseii: "I'm the Sexiest Man Alive and for the next 24 hours I am a god."
"Bye, foxy lady!"
-He's gone as quickly as he appeared.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"