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Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#551676: Mar 3rd 2019 at 4:55:40 PM

-Pent was pondering whether to say "Wow, we're getting closer and closer to 'The J-Team, a subsidary of Clavis Industries" but decided against it-

Alright then. Guess we're gonna be corpsec... Do we get a paycheck for this?

-Susan rolls her eyes-

Susan: What, being my keytarist and a PEFE research whatever isn't enough spending cash for you?

I'm asking on behalf of the others. Stable employment is difficult for most J-Teamers...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#551677: Mar 3rd 2019 at 4:55:59 PM

Clavis Entertainment

Tori: "Like, fake hired so it looks good on paper, or are you planning on actually paying us? Because that'd be a first."

-She chuckles-

"Besides, this guy sounds like scum. Taking a guy like that down is good enough payment far as I'm concerned"

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#551678: Mar 3rd 2019 at 4:58:05 PM

Clavis Entertainment

Lane:I mean...it sounds better on paper than “ragtag group of adventurers use magic phone app to out creep a creeper”

-Lane chuckles-

Besides, if it’ll maybe get us some answered as to why we’re being dragged into the Persona business again, I’m all in.

And why Tori’s dragged into this too...

MetamorphicHalis Misunderstood Mimiga from Grasstown Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Misunderstood Mimiga
#551679: Mar 3rd 2019 at 4:59:00 PM

Pewter Gym

Halsei: <Crasher Wake... hm. Haven't heard of them. I know who Iris is, though. Even just getting there's impressive! Nothing to be ashamed of, really. Besides, who knows, maybe this will be your chance to shine past the gloom of your previous attempts. Besides, I think you deserve to win something after everything you've been through.>

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#551680: Mar 3rd 2019 at 4:59:33 PM

Clavis Entertainment

"Damn your Xatu can transport that much?" Silas asked.

~We should invest in our own psychic mon some time, I don't appreciate being the only one with psychic and Bishop acts a glorified digital assistant at times... no offense.~

"None taken," Bishop responded, "I am pleased with being a digital assistant as I dislike being zapped, set on fire, put to sleep, hypnotized, charmed, and so on."

Silas sighed, "Okay then, private security. I can deal with that. I could handle vehicular work, I'm a rather good driver and pilot."

~And other work?~

"Roxy's using Amber and Oliver. I'll take Tae and Snakeye. We'll be fine."

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#551681: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:01:46 PM

Pewter City Gym, VS Brock

Brock: I'll go first! Golem, use Rock Slide!

-Golem lets out a roar as it stomps its foot on the floor and rocks come falling out of the sky-

Me: Oshawittle! Use Protect!

-Oshawittle nods, then raises his scalchop over his head and a shield of light forms around the scalchop, protecting Oshawittle from the falling rocks-

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#551682: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:02:53 PM

St. Aldrich Manor

Brynhilde: "Well, if the death threats are anything to go by, try asking them to do less illegal things, people are generally more willing to do legal work than not."

Clavis Entertainment

Artoria: "Sounds good to me... do we get benefits?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#551683: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:03:19 PM

Clavis Entertainment

Rose: ...Sounds cool to me.

Corrin: If that is what it requires, then I accept!

PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#551684: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:08:52 PM

Meeting Room

"Oh boy. My last gig was in security. Only this time around the org I will be workin' for will only be tangentially clandestine. You know my history, I've always been comfortable with 'legally grey' work. Having a consistent paycheck would be good as well. Maybe I could even start seein' Mom and Lita again..."

Edited by PhilosopherStones on Mar 3rd 2019 at 9:39:03 AM

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#551685: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:10:16 PM

St. Aldrich Manor, Bar - Past

-Edouard laughs again at Brynhilde.-

Edouard: My dear, my entire profession is working within the law to allow people to get away with professions outside the law. I'd be wasting my talents otherwise.

Pewter Gym

-Lucius gives Halsei a faint smile.-

Lucius: Wake's the gym leader in Pastoria. He's... boisterous, to say the least. But heh, thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm hoping things will go differently this time.

Edited by Herbert40k on Mar 3rd 2019 at 1:11:04 PM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#551686: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:13:25 PM

Saint Aldrich Manor

Brynhilde: "Is that so? And here I thought the lawyers worked to ensure only the guilty are punished."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
MetamorphicHalis Misunderstood Mimiga from Grasstown Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Misunderstood Mimiga
#551687: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:16:12 PM

Pewter Gym

Halsei: <Even if it doesn't, well, at least we'll learn something... especially me, though.>

They look away a bit, towards the fight.

Halsei: <...Oof, yeah, that's definitely not something I had to deal with on my own time. There wasn't a Golem there, just an Onix and a Geodude. Probably helps that Aran was Steel-type as well. Let her plow right through both of them with no problem, like leaves in the wind or a shovel to snow.>

keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#551688: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:16:51 PM

Ren: Alright then!

-Ren turns and pulls out a pile of contracts, which basically offers a 6 digit annual salary and various health care benefits to work on a security team that specifically answers to Clavis Entertainment.-

Ren: I can't do anything about the legal guff, but there is nothing in these contracts that hold you to do anything more than you are willing to do. And I don't intend to ask you to do anything unrelated to our mission from Igor.

-Ren lays the contracts on the table along with some pens.-

Ren: Once everyone signs, we can decide what to do next.

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#551689: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:25:38 PM

St. Aldrich Manor, Bar - Past

Edouard: Well, it'd be a very boring world if we all did what we were supposed to do.

-He takes another sip of his wine.-

Edouard: So, do you have a plus-one, or were you just idly mingling in search of some handsome stranger such as myself?

Pewter Gym

Lucius: Yeah, that's the idea.

-He follows Halsei's gaze and looks back down at the battle.-

Lucius: I mean, we hopefully won't end up going against a Golem. Again, this is your first real battle in a competitive setting, so I imagine we'll be facing... well, something similar to the team you faced first time around, probably.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#551690: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:27:58 PM

Aldrich Manor

Lamb smirked, looking at the way the sleeping security guard was handled. She turned to look at the security feed, powering off her mask as the two light sources would give her a headache.

"Is there a layout of the manor somewhere?" She asked. "We need to know possible escape routes."

Clavis Entertainment - Unova

Colton picked up a contract, looking it over quickly before he whistled, impressed. "Cushy," he summarized succinctly before he scribbled his signature.

"Eh, sorry. I'm, uh, Colton. Colton Kendall Rever," he introduced while looking behind himself after setting down the contract, slightly embarrassed, though he did pause to catch a glance at the one who called herself Corrin, recognizing her identity as the video game character. I'll get acquainted with them all well enough in due time.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#551691: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:29:16 PM

Clavis Entertainment

Lane:And like before...a contract to seal the deal...heh.

-Lane signs his name-

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#551692: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:29:25 PM

Pewter Gym, VS Brock

Brock: Nice move, Ian...

NOW, GOLEM! USE ROLLOUT!!!

-Golem jumps into the air, pulls its arms, legs and head into its shell, starts to spin, and rolls at Oshawittle the moment it hits the ground-

-Oshawittle notices the speeding boulder charging at him, but can't bring the Protect in from of him in time and gets sent flying-

Me: OSHAWITTLE!!!

Oshawittle: <I'm okay... I just wasn't expecting that...>

Me: Great! Remember when you battled Totoro?

Oshawittle: <Yeah, before you caught him, when we fought Des...>

He was able to use Rollout as well!>

Me: Well, I want you to straighten yourself out, and when Golem rolls under you, land on it and use Swords Dance!

-Oshawittle straightens himself out as Golem rolls underneath him-

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#551693: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:29:34 PM

Clavis Entertainment Meeting

Alright, let's see...

Meanwhile, In The Future

Anabel: So, you had backing from Clavis Industries. Employment, equipment, legal support... But so far we've heard nothing from your lawyers. Why is that?

Pentigan: There's a very good reason. But... I'll be getting to that. We need to take things in order...

Meanwhile, In The Present

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-Pent looks over the contract before carefully signing his name at the bottom-

I'm in.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#551694: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:31:28 PM

Clavis Entertainment

Artoria reads through the contract she's going to sign, assurances or no, and, finding it satisfactory, signs and pushes the document back towards Ren.

St. Aldrich Manor

Brynhilde: "Alas, I do not, though don't get your hopes up, 'having a functional moral compass' is a trait I look for in prospective partners."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
MetamorphicHalis Misunderstood Mimiga from Grasstown Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Misunderstood Mimiga
#551695: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:34:07 PM

Pewter Gym

Halsei: <...Y'know, I would think that he'd be able to hear them talking about exactly what they're about to do, but I guess not. Hm. Maybe he's got earplugs in or something?>

It's hard to tell if they're being sarcastic or not.

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#551696: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:35:24 PM

Clavis Entertainment

Rose: Sounds as good as anything.

-She signs her name. Corrin does so likewise, signing in the exact over-the-top flourishy signature you'd expect from a princess.-

PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#551697: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:35:28 PM

Meeting Room

His jaw drops when he sees the salary then quickly signs.

"In. In. So in."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#551698: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:37:35 PM

Meeting Room

Not like I really need the cash, between my PEFE salary and all the cash I got out of trainer battles, I'll probably donate a bunch of it or something.

-Signs the contract-

I'm in.

Edited by rmctagg09 on Mar 3rd 2019 at 8:37:56 AM

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#551699: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:39:03 PM

St. Aldrich Manor, Bar - Past

-Edouard gives Brynhilde a thin smile.-

Edouard: Ah, I'm guessing that must be what you saw in Carmilla. Her convictions are unassailable, her ideals lofty, and her devotion to the cause of righteousness unquestionable. Truly, she is too good for any of us quasi-mortal sinners.

Pewter Gym

-Lucius smirks at Halsei's remark.-

Lucius: Oh yeah, gym leaders have to wear earplugs and blacked-out contacts to insulate themselves from all audio-visual cues. I'm pretty sure it's in the League's charter.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#551700: Mar 3rd 2019 at 5:47:33 PM

St. Aldrich Manor

Bryn smirks.

Brynhilde: "A couple centuries tends to develop one's standards."

She takes another drink of champagne.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

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