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AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#544576: Sep 15th 2018 at 2:12:28 PM

N’s Castle, Past

Logic is forfeit with glitches involved,” Colton muttered to himself as he walked, Kazuma being the only one out with him.

PEFE Holodeck

A bunch of random hard lights dummies with assorted weaponry drawn ran down Colton, who lightly smirked and snapped his fingers to summon a Dark Pulse Orbitar. He grabbed it and shrunk it in his hand, pouring Obscura into it and lobbing it into the crowd, watching it explode in a burst.

The mooks on the fringes and beyond, still standing, were promptly incapacitated with a few strikes from his Night Slash Claws and Assurance Palm.

The door was unlocked.

Edited by AbsentCoder on Sep 15th 2018 at 4:50:50 AM

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SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#544577: Sep 15th 2018 at 4:11:04 PM

PEFE HQ - Enzo Assist Trophy When

Cereza: <Just curious.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#544578: Sep 15th 2018 at 5:34:45 PM

PEFE HQ

Both Sergey and Alyesha are walking around after finishing some stuff

Edited by Sergey_Smirnov on Sep 15th 2018 at 2:34:38 PM

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#544579: Sep 15th 2018 at 5:41:48 PM

PEFE HQ

Sergey and Alyesha may encounter a pair of humans, one with gray hair, peircing red eyes, a gray jacket and a shirt reading “愛”.

The other has jet black hair that goes down to her shoulders, a dark green blazer, equally red, yet innocent eyes, and for some reason, was holding on to the first girl’s shoulder like if she let go they’d be lost forever.

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Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#544580: Sep 15th 2018 at 5:59:22 PM

PEFE HQ

It was Sergey who noticed the pair, giving a friendly wave to them

Sergey: "Oh, hello there... err... are you alright?"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#544581: Sep 15th 2018 at 6:53:58 PM

PEFE HQ

“I’m fine, if bored,” the gray-haired girl allowed, her shirt now reading “話”, before she looked the the other girl, who had started gripping her shoulder.

“Oh, she’s fine, too. Don’t worry about her, she just took some Skittynip and is starting to trip,” she explained.

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Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#544582: Sep 15th 2018 at 7:16:48 PM

PEFE HQ

Sergey looked a bit relieved at that, though not fully

Sergey: "Skittynip? Well umm... alright,if you say she's alright"

He looked at the shirt

Sergey: "Also, didn't that read somthing else just now?"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#544583: Sep 15th 2018 at 7:57:28 PM

PEFE HQ

The shorter girl pawed at the shirt, hiding the symbol’s transformation into “聞”. She mewled in curiosity.

“Yeah, it does that,” the eldest waved off. “Don’t worry about it,” she explained, swatting away the other girl’s arm as she tried to run her fingernails through her hair.

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SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#544584: Sep 15th 2018 at 9:17:26 PM

PEFE HQ, Gym

Jessica: "Aren't you guys getting bored of this?"

Shaun: <I mean...it's productive.>

-He stops for a moment to watch Kaiiseii and Isbrand fence.-

Shaun: <You could work out too, you know.>

Jessica: "And lose these bodacious curves? I think not."

Shaun: <That's fair.>


PEFE HQ, Elizabeth's Module

-Elizabeth sits upside down in her chair, watching Lyra and Aristotle play chess.-

Elizabeth: "What even, like is life?"

"And no, I'm not high."

Lyra: <Damnit.>

-She forks over 500 Poké to a nearby Olivia.-

Elizabeth: "You-"

"You placed a bet in two seconds."

-Lyra shrugs.-

Lyra: <I mean...>

-Nagandel tosses fitfully in his sleep.-

Elizabeth: "I'm worried about him."

Aristotle: <His condition stems from the inherent wrongess of his being.>

-Elizabeth blows hair out of her face in response.-


HQ Island, Beach

-Gabrielle seems to be treating this as a vacation, seeing how she's sunbathing in a chair while her Pokémon enjoy themselves.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#544585: Sep 15th 2018 at 9:59:22 PM

PEFE HQ, Past

Lex deflates somewhat, but still keeps up a chipper attitude.

Lex: Oh. Well, crystals are fine too!

Anka: Anything to right this wrong of ours...

Lex's mood turns from chipper to solemn.

Solana: So you've got at least the first step done. Took a lot longer than the three month estimate you gave us though.

Lex and Anka wince.

Anka: To be fair... this project was a lot more difficult than we were initially predicting. Turns out extracting massive quantities of quality Z-Light Energy is a little bit more tricky that only small quantities.

Lex: Especially with this absolutely primitive technology we have to work with.

Anka: Lex!

Lex: Why are you shouting at me? I'm right!

Solana groans.

Solana: Anyway, thank you for the update Ms. Motyl. You too Lex.

She turns to Tagg

Solana: You got anything more to say to them?

Yveltal's Mansion, Past

The woman approaches Odin. Cold, pale hands slowly gliding over his cheeks as her washed out eyes stare blankly at him.

"Dolores": Isaac....? ...No...

Her eyes widen slightly.

"Dolores": ....Tino?

They then revert back to their previous state.

"Dolores": ...No... Eyes... Like mine... not his...

She presses her thumbs on Odin's cheeks.

"Dolores": Isaacs.... son...?

She then places her left hand on her scar.

"Dolores": ...My head...?

I'm having to learn to pay the price
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#544586: Sep 15th 2018 at 10:58:55 PM

PEFE HQ, past

-To Lex, slightly annoyed-

Well unfortunately unless you want me to go spelunking for things I don't fully understand that would likely backfire this is basically cutting edge stuff for this era.

-To Sol-

That's about it really.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#544587: Sep 16th 2018 at 8:42:20 AM

Isle of [Sicily], Angela

Ken: "Well, you're in good company for the last two..."

He snickers, then continues.

"As for me... need to try more video games, but tabletop gaming's been pretty fun for me. Though, could I ask what cosplay is?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544588: Sep 16th 2018 at 10:02:50 AM

Thanks to Morph for spagging this with me!

Kalos Route 20 - Way Back When

-Several hours have passed since this post, and Leonard is currently following his Gallade's lead through the winding woods, muttering under his breath.-

Leonard: Now I remember why I stuck to the professional circuits. People actually do this sort of hike for their League challenge? This is an unacceptable amount of time to spend on one's feet.

-His newly feline companion rolls her eyes at Leonard as she adjusts to movement in her new, tiny body-

Hatshepsut: <Yes, we get it. You're a princess who hates all things natural and would rather be spending his time reclined on pillows and fed grapes [Roman] style. But remember, Leo, this was your idea in the first place.>

-She punctuates the end of her sentence with a trill as she pounces at what she assumed was a thing moving very fast-

Leonard: Pillows and grapes would be lovely. And yes, I know I suggested this, but I didn't realise this place was so far away.

Hatshepsut: <The Pokemon Village is quite literally on the other side of the region, dumbass. Did you never actually leave Lumiose without transport or look at a map in your life?>

Leonard: Hey, I studied abroad, and had my fill of travelling there. All the best professional battles happen in Lumiose, Kiloude, or the Battle Chateau. Why would I ever need to go anywhere else?

-His Gallade looks back at the bickering pair.-

Charles: <You'll be pleased to hear it's not much further now.>

Pakhet: <Mm yep! Nothin' but sunshine, fields of flowers and mons with abandonment issues coming up!>

Charles: <Sounds like a lovely place to retire.>

-Sure enough, the winding path soon opens out into a large clearing, filled with swathes of flowers, trees, and all manner of assorted mons... many of whom are staring at the post-looking human who's just strode in like he owns the place.-

Leonard: ...That is a lot of Pokemon. How on earth are we meant to pick out my team?

Cleo: <...You really don't know any of your own Pokemon, Leo? That's kinda pathetic>

-Pakhet thinks, tapping her nose in ponderance.-

Pakhet: <Hmm, could you remember their names- Oh right, you didn't give them names>

Charles: <Who knows, maybe they've come up with their own!>

-Leo folds his arms defensively.-

Leonard: I do know them, but from a distance one Aromatisse looks very much like another and I don't want to embarrass mysel-

-He pauses mid-sentence and blinks.-

Leonard: ...What is Garchomp doing in that tree?

-Charles's gaze follows Leo's to a Garchomp some distance away, who is indeed six feet up a tree and clutching tightly to one of the branches, trembling anxiously.-

Charles: <I think the more pertinent question is "how is she in that tree?">

-Pakhet blinks and places her paws on her hips-

Pakhet: <Huh! Well then! Gotta give the girl some credit, she's got spunk to get all the way up that tree with only two foreclaws>

Hatshepsut: <I read somewhere that a Garchomp can fly once it has built up momentum, though, that could just be outdated info from one of my families' old biology books that has since been debunked.>

Leonard: I suppose we ought to get her down, really.

-Hatshepsut curls up on a rock-

Hatshepsut: <Okay then Leo, go get her~>

-Hatshepsut then begins to relax in the sun, dozing off with cute little mewing snores which Leo, steadfastly refusing to admit that they're adorable, sees fit to interrupt.-

Leonard: We've walked all this way and you're not going to help me?

-Hatshepsut gives a cute cat yawn at Leo.-

Hatshepsut: <I'm a tiny cat, and she's your Garchomp. I say this is definitely just your wheelhouse here, though I'm pretty sure you could convince Pakhet to help you in your little fetch quest~>

-Hatshepsut flicks her tail while Pakhet jokingly salutes Leonard.-

Pakhet: <Agent Pakhet at your soirvice Leo~>

Charles: <I'll stay here. Make sure nobody disturbs Hatshepsut's cat nap.>

-Leo rolls his eyes.-

Leonard: Fine. Let's just go get her.

-He starts walking over to the tree along with Pakhet, causing Garchomp to jump in surprise when she sees them, nearly falling out of the tree in the process.-

Garchomp: <GAH! It... it's you! Leo! You're alive! What are you doing here?>

Leonard: Looking for you. What are you doing in that tree?

Garchomp: -gasps- <Wait, you can understand me now? And you're back from the dead... this must be the work of FAIRIES!>

-She spasms and contorts at ridiculous angles as she bellows the word "fairies", which this time does cause her to fall out of the tree and land on her back with a thud.-

Leonard: ...You're not too far off, actually. Is that why you were up that tree in the first place? To hide from the fairies?

Garchomp: <Can't you see? They're everywhere around here! So my cunning plan was to get so high up that they couldn't see me, and then I'd be able to ambush them!>

-Leo looks around. There are no Fairy-type Pokemon to be seen anywhere nearby.-

Leonard: ...Right. Do you happen to know where the rest of the team-

???: <Sir Leo!>

-A Shield Forme Aegislash emerges from the treeline, floating over to Leo and Garchomp.-

Aegislash: <My goodness, I... I heard you had been laid to rest. Had I known you still lived, I would have rushed to your side to continue my service! I apologise for this dreadful neglect of my duties, Sir Leo.>

Leonard: No need to apologise, I've been keeping a low profile anyway. I actually came here to find you and the rest of the team.

Aegislash: <Ah, excellent! I will be keen to rejoin your side. It has been such a terribly long time. If I may ask, what ghastly peril kept you from travelling here until now?>

Leonard: Um...

Pakhet: <Ah ha ha ha. That's a very long story Swordy, and it involves a lot of burning tar, squid kids and necromancy.>

Aegislash: <By the gods, no wonder you have been absent for so long! I only wish I could have been there to help aid you in these battles! Allow me to lead you to the rest of the team as some small penance. Come along now, Crocker.>

-Leo raises an eyebrow.-

Leonard: "Crocker"?

Aegislash: <Oh, it's what we've taken to calling Garchomp. Since many of her statements seem rather... divorced from reality, the name stuck.>

Leonard: ...Huh. Well, I can't deny that it's apropos. Lead the way.

-Aegislash leads Leo, Pakhet and Crocker (once she's gotten to her feet) through the treeline to a small clearing, where a couple of small dens have been set up, a Greninja is lazily lounging around, and an Aromatisse and a Dragalge are arguing loudly.-

Aromatisse: <For the last time, Kelpie, I won't have you keep picking fights like this! Not only does it give us a bad name around here, but one of these days you are going to catch something dreadful and drag it back here!>

Aromatisse Kelpie: <Priscilla, they're just good-natured scraps, like battles back in the old days. Nothing wrong with that. Quiet'll back me up on this one. Right, Quiet?>

-The Greninja looks over at the two.-

Greninja Quiet: <Don't care.>

Kelpie: <See?>

Aromatisse Priscilla: <Well, I'm the one who has to look after you all and patch you up after these "good-natured scraps", so I'd like to think I get some say in->

Aegislash: <Everyone! I have good news!>

-Priscilla, Kelpie and Quiet all look over at Aegislash and Leo, Priscilla letting out a loud gasp in the process.-

Priscilla: <Is that... it's really him!>

Kelpie: <We all thought you were dead!>

Quiet: <...Huh.>

Leonard: I mean, I was, for a while. It's a complicated story, and I'll explain it all later.

Pakhet: <It's a real doozy. Full of mundane twists and turns~>

Aegislash: <Now that he has returned, Sir Leo wishes for us to rejoin him and aid him in his quest to conquer the competitive circuits of Kalos!>

-Priscilla lets out a squee of delight.-

Priscilla: <You mean we get to live in a nice, clean, proper house again? How delightful!>

Kelpie: <And we'd get to fight some real battles again. Sign me up.>

-Quiet shrugs.-

Quiet: <Sure.>

Priscilla: <Excellent! The whole team's on board! Except, well...>

-She trails off, and Quiet fills the silence.-

Quiet: <...If you're back, does that mean Gallade's back too?>

-Pakhet gestures enthusiastically-

Pakhet: <Of course! Through the power of bargaining with greater powers using limited edition alcoholic beverages, we were able to bring him back as well! Good as new~>

Leonard: Yeah. He's been with me ever since. He... it's been good having him around.

Priscilla: <Oh, I could just faint with joy~! This is all simply fantastic! Though...>

-She squints curiously at Leo.-

Priscilla: <...Where is Gallade, then? I certainly wasn't expecting you to show up with Pakhet instead of him. Have you and your lady love been playing swapsies?>

Leonard: No, Gall- Charles is here too. He just stayed behind to make sure nobody disturbs Cleo.

Pakhet places a paw on her chest and tilts her head high.

Pakhet: <Cleo's been a bit catty lately. She has come down with a dreadful affliction, similar in nature to the one that has been keeping your poor trainer here away from you for these past few years~! So Charlie is watching her for the moment and I boldly decided to help Leo in his place, how noble!>

Quiet: <Right. And where's the irritating Blaziken?>

-Pakhet's jovial demeanour breaks immediately as she flinches at Quiet's question and looks away, pubbing her left shoulder with her right paw.-

Pakhet: <Montu... Montu was...>

-She doesn't seem to be able to finish that train of thought, and Leonard picks up the slack.-

Leonard: ...Montu's gone missing.

Quiet: <Oh.>

-There's a brief moment of silence.-

Quiet: <Sorry.>

Leonard: Yeah.

Priscilla: -coughs- <...So, shall we all be getting on, then?>

Leonard: Sure, just give me a moment to find all your old Pokeballs...

-He rummages through his bag for a while, before eventually rediscovering his Pokeballs one-by-one and recalling his team.-

Pakhet: -Still a little glum- <...I can't believe those old things still work.>

Leonard: They're made to last.

-He gives a small smile, which quickly fades.-

Leonard: ...Sorry about that. You alright?

-Pakhet gives a small smile at Leonard, and pokes at his cheeks with her paws.

Pakhet: <Aw, look at that! The greatest rival of my illustrious trainer actually cares about me~>

-She quickly relents her teasing and sighs.-

Pakhet: <I would say "yes" to assuage concerns and give an air of positivity, but we're both kidding ourselves here because I quite clearly haven't been okay since Monty was monnapped...>

Leonard: Right. I... I've noticed.

-He puts a hand on her shoulder.-

Leonard: We'll get him back. And I'll be there to help, I can promise that much.

-He tries another smile.-

Leonard: I want to make sure my rival has all her Pokemon by her side, safe and sound. It wouldn't be anything close to a fair fight otherwise.

-Pakhet rolls her eyes and gives a resigned sigh to Leo-

Pakhet: <Oh Leo, you were so close to getting it but alas, you failed. As tends to happen with you~>

-Pakhet perks up once more-

Pakhet: <Anyway, we should get back to Cle- I'm sorry, Hatshepsut and Charlie, shouldn't we now~?>

Leonard: That we should.

-He hesitates for a moment.-

Leonard: ...Would you mind not mentioning any of that to Cl- Hatshepsut, please?

Pakhet: <What, the fact that you were caught red-handed showing feelings? Feelings of an almost human nature~?>

-Leo goes slightly red.-

Leonard: Yes, that.

Pakhet: <Don't worry, Leo. My lips are sealed~ And your reputation as an emotionally aloof, somewhat empathetically stunted masculine alpha will remain in tact~>

Leonard: Thank you.

-Pakhet blinks at Leonard-

Pakhet: <That is not a compliment and honestly you should look into bettering yourself as a person rather than defaulting always to rather self-centered and destructive emotional aloofness because it's the path of least resistance, but that's kinda hypocritical coming from a chronic alcoholic like myself so we should probably both cut our losses and get back to our Kitty friend, hmm~?>

-Pakhet bounces off back in the direction they came, leaving Leo blinking at the space where she was stood.-

Leonard: I... I meant "thank you" for helping me, but... right.

-He follows Pakhet back to the rock atop which Hatshepsut is sleeping and Charles is sitting next to, humming quietly to himself.-

Charles: <I love the people and the people love me,
So much that they restored the [English] Monarc->

-He looks up as Leo and Pakhet approach. Pakhet positively bounds to Charles side-

Pakhet: <Charlie! Long time, no see buddy!>

Charles: <Indeed~! It's been far too long. I say this occasion calls for a toast!>

-He raises a hip flask before remembering that Leo also exists.-

Charles: <Oh, welcome back. Did you manage to convince the team to tag along?>

Leonard: That we did.

Charles: <Really? All of them?>

Leonard: Yes.

Charles: <Huh. Didn't expect that.>

-Leo folds his arms and huffs.-

Leonard: Rude.

A cute kitty yawn echoes from the rock Hatshepsut was sleeping on as she lazily gets up, doing big cat stretches along the way.

Hatshepsut: <Mrrp. So how did the scouting go? Did Leo actually manage to get all his mons back?>

Pakhet: <Surprisingly, yeah!>

-Hatshepsut jumps off the rock and begins walking towards the group-

Hatshepsut: <Huh! Well colour me surprised. You did good, Leo.>

-Leo rolls his eyes.-

Leonard: Thank you very much for your backhanded compliments.

Pakhet: <What did you expect have you not known us for almost two decades now~? It's affection~! We only say it out of love~>

Hatshepsut: -Huffing with her arms crossed- <Oh don't be a sook, Leo. I said you did good!>

Leonard: Yes, and you were such an invaluable help.

-Nevertheless, he does somewhat instinctively kneel down and try to scritch her behind the ears.-

Leonard: Turns out we make a great team, don't we? Me, doing all the work, and you, lounging in the sun snoring to yourself.

Hatshepsut resists every single urge in her body to bite the shit out of Leonard's hand and settles for hissing at him instead.

Hatshepsut: <Yes and three years of housing you, bathing you, feeding you and overall taking care of you while you whinge and whine while being waited on and claim that you're too precious to even get in a little scuffle means nothing to you now? I'm just returning the favour, is all.>

Leonard: Yes, and it's all very much appreciated. I didn't know I wanted dye in my fur until I had it, so thank you for that.

Hatshepsut: <Sorry for keeping you well groomed you thankless a->

Pakhet: <Uh, I know y'all currently engrossed in whatever constitutes as flirting for you two, but um->

Pakhet gestures towards the near ghostly figure of a shiny Gardevoir staring straight at the group. Her figure is rather unpleasant; she's thinly in frame, bedraggled and scarred in appearance, her body (and especially her arms) are covered in all sorts of unpleasant splinters and sores that seem infected by this point, she's hunched over, and most disconcerting, her dull, hollow eyes focus intensely on the group. Unblinking.

Pakhet: <-I think we're being watched.>

Gallade: <...Ah. Yeah, that's a problem.>

Hatshepsut winces at the unseemly sight.

Hatshepsut: <Eeerrrgh. Gross. I'd hate to know what happened to... that.>

Pakhet: <Do you think she's dangerous, Charlie?>

Charles: <Could be... though honestly, she seems more out of it than anything.>

Leonard: Um... how about we just go rather than stick around to find out?

-Before any of the others can contribute their option, he turns and starts half-walking, half-running back towards Route 20.-

Hatshepsut: <Wh- coward!>

Hatshepsut chases after Leonard. Pakhet and Charlie remain for a while in a staring contest with the Gardevoir, who begins scratching at one of her splintered sores and causes various unpleasant fluids to leak out, which the two take as the sign that they should probably leave. And they follow their trainer back into Route 20.

Pakhet looks back once more before leaving the Village, and swears that the rather ghastly was closer this time.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#544589: Sep 16th 2018 at 10:40:01 AM

Mistralton Cave:

"That's good to know, but part of me wonders if we'd be better off with more trainers in our party, like a party of 4 or something," Mark replied as the two continued venturing through the cave. After a few moments, Mark would wonder, "If this is where all the swarms are coming from, where the hell is everyone? I doubt they aren't here, I get the feeling that we're being watched..."

Eventually, Mark's suspicions would be confirmed in a sense when the group would approach a trio of strange-looking people circled around a strange light source, too artificial to be a camp fire, but too otherworldly to be a lantern or other man-made light source. These people appeared to be dressed in dark robes that each had their own unique, abstract line patterns with each person having their own color. The moment the light from Buddy's flash drowned out whatever was going on, the three psychics suddenly stood and hovered up in a very unnatural manner before abruptly turning to face the group, as if they were being possessed or connected to invisible wires.

"How dare you interrupt our ritual! What compels you to trespass into our domain?!" The shouted with great demand in unison.

"Your domain? Pretty sure this place belongs to whatever mining corporations claimed it first. Speaking of which you have a lot of nerve endangering people like that..." Mark pointed out before the psychics asserted, "All necessary according to a greater plan your feeble mind couldn't hope to comprehend!"

"Does your plan involve terrorizing the public with pokemon swarms and stealing people's mons?" Mark asked with palpable anger.

"Yes, while you see theft, we see liberation! As you may have noticed, our minds have been interlinked into a greater whole, and while it's much easier to join the minds of pokemon into our Greater Unity, we shall unlock the secrets to achieving true harmony with humans worldwide!" They then argued.

Living The Fever Dream
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#544590: Sep 16th 2018 at 10:50:41 AM

Isle of [Sicily], Angela

Luca: "Uh, you know how peoplemons dress up for Halloween? It's like that, but on other days of the year."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#544591: Sep 16th 2018 at 11:34:37 AM

Mistralton Cave

Hajime: "I'd rather decide what I want to do with my own mind, thanks..."

Buddy: <Hmph, not even asking them before you do this... we've run into a lot of Pokemon and even some humans hurt by what you're doing!>

Isle of [Sicily], Angela

Ken: "...Huh, that sounds kinda interesting. What type of stuff have you gone as?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#544592: Sep 16th 2018 at 12:27:27 PM

Hearthome City, 2 days ago

A short figure sits on a bench, taking in the scenery. He stands up, yawns and stretches.

Ivan: Beautiful day.

He checks his watch, then, seeing the time, begins walking with a purpose.

Route 212, Sinnoh
Ivan and his Pokémon are training together. Ivan and Apollo, a Solrock, stand across from a tree.

Apollo: ~You gotta feel it, Ivan. You can't just hold your hands out like a zombie.~

Ivan looks strained, then pushes his hands out towards the tree once more. The leaves rustle slightly with a weak wave of psychic power.

Ivan: I... I did it!

Apollo: ~And it only took you 17 tries. Now, do that again.~

Ivan: Alright...

Ivan continues attempting telekinesis with Apollo while his other Pokémon spar.

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#544593: Sep 16th 2018 at 12:48:10 PM

Lumiose, today

Benkei: -Pulling a piece of crystal out of the side of a building- <Found another!>

Pici: <Toss it with the others then!>

Benkei: <Okay!>

-Throws it into a sack containing a number of other shards being held by Ali-

Botuli: -Holding a smaller one- <I wonder what these taste like...>

Legion: <I think that would be a bad idea Botuli.>

-Arms crossed, looking towards the Prism Tower-

I think we've almost got everything we need for Anka and Lex.

Now to see if I can find Ever, their thread has been frayed for far too long...

Edited by rmctagg09 on Sep 16th 2018 at 4:02:31 AM

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544594: Sep 16th 2018 at 12:58:44 PM

Lumiose City

-Lucius is sat on a bench somewhere in the city, staring forlornly at his phone screen.-

Lucius: Gods... the one time a friend's counting on me to help them, and I can't even manage that, because of some bullshit I don't even understand.

Falchion: <It's been two days. Why haven't you told anyone yet?>

Lucius: I don't want to put Ever in any more danger.

Falchion: <And you really think they're safe where they are?>

Lucius: ...Good point.

-He sighs.-

Lucius: Alright. I'll make the call.

To: Kai, Tagg, Mezzo
From: Lucius
Attachment: asshole_apartment.map (79kB)

hey

so i know i'm probably the last person you wanna hear from

but i ran into ever lately

some creep called guillame is keeping them at his apartment

i couldn't do anything

but i've attached the location

do me a favour

fuck that guy up

-He drops his phone into his lap and lets the tears stream down his face.-

Edited by Herbert40k on Sep 16th 2018 at 10:24:39 AM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#544595: Sep 16th 2018 at 1:21:10 PM

Lumiose

-Gets Lucius' text-

Well that's convenient.

To: Lucius

From: Tagg

...I shouldn't have trusted that guy, but that's a mistake easily rectified.

Guys, we're going.

Tyto: <Good, I was getting stir-crazy with nothing but those holograms to practice on.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#544596: Sep 16th 2018 at 2:06:23 PM

Stormchaser

-Mezzo looks at her phone and screams-

PEFE HQ, docks

-so loudly it can be heard from here-

Pianis: -wipes the sweat from his brow-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#544597: Sep 16th 2018 at 2:07:42 PM

Isle of [Sicily], Angela

Luca: "Uh...Lucio, Hector, Cayde-6, an Assasin...

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#544598: Sep 16th 2018 at 2:33:58 PM

Lumiose

-Kai has been waiting around the city in anxious anticipation of the incoming heist.-

-Which is why their first instinct when they get a text is to panic.-

-They frantically check their phone, and for a moment, they almost relax when they see who sent it... and then they read the content, and that brief bit of relaxation is gone.-

Kai: ...

-They take a quick glance over their conversation with who they thought was Ever, narrowing their eyes.-

Kai: ...Of course. I should have known that wasn't Ever talking.

To: Lucius, Mezzo, Tagg
From: Kai

That fucker. I'll be there to kick his ass shortly.

-They storm off toward the address given.-

Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#544599: Sep 16th 2018 at 2:42:02 PM

Stormchaser, deck

Fortis: Hi Piano! Did you want to—

Mezzo: Shut up. Where's Astral?

Astral: <You called?>

Mezzo: Get me to these coordinates in Lumiose City, now.

Guillaume's Apartment, one teleport later

-a knock comes at the door-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#544600: Sep 16th 2018 at 2:45:19 PM

Schrodinger's Lumiose Apartment Building

-Coming up the stairs, SEP Field raised-

I should probably make sure Mezzo doesn't tear him to shreds immediately, like leave some for the rest of us.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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