ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

PEFE HQ

-PEFE!Every is about to point out that no invitation was extended regarding her module, and then remembers that this is not, in fact, her module-

PEFE!Every: ...Okay. So why are you bothering me specifically?

-she eyes the Swablu suspiciously. She's not a fan of birds-

Guillaume's Apartment

-Ever is led into the spare bedroom-

Ever: Huh. You were telling the truth about the houseplant.

Guillaume: I've never lied to you. Remain inside the circle, please.

Ever: Circle?

-Damascus claps his hands together, and a circle flares into life around Ever-

Ever: Classy.

-Guillaume smiles brightly. Ever sits down, cross-legged-

Ever: So, again, now that you have me, what exactly do you plan to do with me.

Guillaume: Keep you here. For company.

Ever: I've been told I'm very unpleasant company to those who aren't my friends.

Guillaume: I'm not overly worried. As soon as you cease to be good company, I'll just taxidermize you and add you to my collection at the manor.

-...-

-Ever leans back with a heavy sigh, the back of their head not quite reaching the perimeter of the circle-

Ever: What's your last name again?

Guillaume: I told you, it's Mains.

Ever: But is it your only last name?

Guillaume: I suppose it's not.

Ever: And here I went telling Mezzo you weren't a fairy-obsessed stalker.

Guillaume: It's a good thing you didn't say it while I was around. I might have had to correct you.

Glöckchen: <Usual target isn't here. Decided to diversify.>

She rings her bell.

The Swablu just lazily waves a wing.

PEFE HQ

PEFE!Every: ...Diversify?

Guillaume's Apartment

Ever: ...You did make one error.

Guillaume: That being?

Ever: Guillaume Mains-Macraul. Let me out.

-...-

-...-

Guillaume: -smiles-

Ever: ...Guillaume Macraul-Mains, let me out?

Guillaume: What idiot would give a stranger their full real name?

Ever: ...

Guillaume: Besides, you know, you.

Remain in the circle. Eat when given food. Drink when given water. Make no attempts to escape the circle or to harm yourself.

Ever: -sighs-

Guillaume: We'll talk more later.

-he leaves, Damascus floating after him-

Glöckchen: <Ever. You resemble them somewhat.>

She rings her bell.

PEFE HQ

PEFE!Every: We're mostly identical genetically.

PEFE HQ, Finn

???:    I get to spread my influence. Especially since the guy I asked to do it for me still has me stuck in this bag.   

Kalos Mansion

Yvan: <You. I need to do a debriefing.>

Odin: Sure?

Yvan: <Good, I->

Edited by Umbramatic on Sep 3rd 2018 at 10:15:13 AM

Yveltal's Mansion

Just as Yvan is about to start his debriefing, there is a knock on the door. Without actually being called in, Salvador opens the door.

He's dressed in more casual wear than his vestments, but he's still dressed quite sharp and fancy.

Salvador: Yvan, dear, we better get going. Our reservation for Le Wow in Lumiose is in thirty minutes and we do have to travel to the city.

Glöckchen: <Indeed. You provide interesting reactions too. They mostly just sigh and accepts at this point.>

She rings her bell.

Finn: <So, power for me in exchange for me paying some lip service to you?>

<Eh, I can work with that, for a bit. Let's see how this goes. What do I do?>

Edited by CorvusAtrox on Sep 3rd 2018 at 8:23:39 AM

PEFE HQ

PEFE!Every: I have never accepted anything. Who are you?

PEFE, Finn

???:    Take the book...   

Kalos Mansion

Yvan: <...Shit.>

-he shifts to human, in a tux-

Just... Roam around the mansion, don't break or steal anything.

-He scurries off after Salvador-

-Odin blinks, shrugs, and starts looking around-

Finn looks in Robin's bag, eventually finding a book.

Finn: <This red one radiating a sinister aura? I'm assuming this one based on like... everything you're giving off?>

The Abomasnow simply gives her name, then rings her bell again.

Edited by CorvusAtrox on Sep 3rd 2018 at 9:38:28 AM

-Mezzo is yet again playing a game on her Switch-

Pianis: Hey Piano, have you heard? Darkrai for Switch!

Mezzo: Mmm?

Pianis: Are you ready to team up against the lords of darkness and claim epic loots again?

Mezzo: Oh, that game. Who cares?

Pianis: For one, I do. And c'mon, didn't you enjoy it? Have you even tried the Yveltal expansion?

Mezzo: I mean, one, it's an insult to legendaries and to Dark types in general. Two, didn't you get possessed by a glitch something the last time you played that?

Pianis: Yeah, but that was back when glitches were on the loose. It should be safer now.

Mezzo: ...I'll think about it.

PEFE HQ

Isbrand: "Oh please. Have you looked in a mirror? You scream square. Plus the whole "has all four aspects of the Spectrum". Face it, Vierr. You. Are. A. Square."

Vierr: ...

-His hands start sparking.-

Vierr: I don't like it when people act like they know me when I don't know them. Who, pray tell, the fuck are you, and how do you know my name?

PEFE HQ

-Rather than flinching or apologizing, Isbrand flashes a smug grin at Vierr.-

Isbrand: "Isbrand S. Sapphire, J-Teamer, certified engineer, lover of beer, bikes, and babes. I may not remember my first girlfriend but for some reason I remember all the J-Teamers my parents know, say...40-odd years in the future."

-Beat-

Vierr: What.

PEFE HQ

Isbrand: "Lesbians exist. So do female engineers. It's 2018."

"Or are you confused about the time traveler part?"

Vierr: Yes, the time travel part! For fuck's sake, I know lesbians exist. And female engineers. Skye's one and Diane's the other and also bi anyway and why do I need to explain this it's the fucking time travel part that's the question!

PEFE HQ

Isbrand: -Just this-

"Okay, the fact that this is suprising with all the shit going on is just sad. Second, you seriously don't know about Archer or Ammy or Sal or anyone?"

Vierr: -doing his best Jacob impression◊- I knew about Ammy, but who the fuck are Archer and Sal?

-A Sableye climbs up Isbrand's side and onto her shoulder.-

Elysia: <This is the best entertainment I've seen in ages.>

Vierr: Oh come on, really, Elysia?

PEFE HQ

Isbrand: "Well - actually, you know what? Spoilers."

-She casts a glance at Elysia.-

Isbrand: "There's a video on [YouTube] I should show you..."

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Sep 3rd 2018 at 11:55:56 AM

Vierr: ...Okay, fine. Whatever. Look, normal sensible people, even the ones who are from the future, don't typically go around telling total strangers they're from the future, so excuse me for thinking you're fuckin' weird. I believe you, but... you're fuckin' weird.

Elysia: <Says the one named Vierr. Ooh, Isbrand, did you see the one where Tapu Koko wrecked his shit, with the Jackass intro and all? I'm really proud of that one.>

Vierr: ...You uploaded that to [Youtube]?!

PEFE HQ

-Isbrand shrugs (with the shoulder Elysia isn't on).-

Isbrand: "I did. Excellent work. There's another version someone made with the "[Whatcha Say]" meme too. And "[Roundabout]"."

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Sep 3rd 2018 at 12:10:35 PM

-Elysia gasps-

Elysia: <Is this what a legacy feels like?>

Vierr: ...

Elysia: <I shouldn't have stopped just at Seven Nation Army, but that's the only decently memeable song he had on his iPhokex. Can you believe this guy?>

Vierr: .............

Clay Tunnel -> Mistralton Cave:

Mark remains stuck inside the minecart as it continues speeding across the track, which was in rather good condition as one would expect an active system of mining tunnels to be. Fortunately the cart gradually slows down to a less dangerous speed over time, however it would come to a stop about half a kilometer before the group would reach the terminus...and moments later Chopper would manage to escape his pokeball through sheer power of will.

"I forgot you could do that, but you couldn't have showed up at a better time," Mark stated, with his main mon making a series of angry Machop noises, which to the trained ear would be translated as cussing Mark out.

"Yeah, I know that was pretty cheap...but it worked. Luckily all I need you to do is push our cart a little bit further. I won't force you back into your pokeball without you knowing," Mark replied, not actually understanding what was being said, but still understanding Chopper's frustration. There was a brief pause before Chopper reluctantly hopped out of the minecart and pushed it the rest of the way. He grumbled to himself, but like every other time he was forced into his pokeball against his will, the Machop would grow tired of complaining 10-15 minutes later and focus on whatever was going on at the time.