Follow TV Tropes

Following

ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Go To

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#543726: Aug 30th 2018 at 1:56:09 AM

PEFE HQ, sometime afterwards

-Stumbling towards the J-Team modules when I finally see Ever's text-

To: Ever

From: Tagg

Well we're currently laying low at PEFE HQ so that Mobius can't attack us again repeatedly.

Oh, and Channah and I kissed, there's that.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#543727: Aug 30th 2018 at 4:13:31 AM

PEFE HQ

-Kai is not awake.-

-They're still getting the rest they need, clinging tightly to Alice.-

-Perhaps a bit too tightly...-

PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#543728: Aug 30th 2018 at 5:32:32 AM

PEFE HQ

Solana chuckles.

Solana: So another day in the life of the J-team, eh? Heheh, just like old times-

She hears Channah's goodbye.

Solana: Ah, fair. See you around Channah.

She looks back to Tagg.

Solana: Wait, Limna was stolen from you-

She then notices MGMT!

Solana: MGMT old buddy! Aw, how'vya been!

She hugs her eely friend.

Michelle: <Heh, that's great shrimp>

Roderich: ~Excuse the insinuation there, then. Still, it's nice to know that my daughter has such a loyal... friend, that that friend would follow her wherever she goes~

Meanwhile, the strange couple shower their daughter in hugs and licks.

Satine: {...Hito, darling! Oh you're so big and mature now...! ...You look wonderful!}

Lifealope: {...What has been in your life recently... Dama dear...?}

Edited by PippingFool on Aug 30th 2018 at 10:34:26 PM

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543729: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:07:19 AM

PEFE HQ

-Alice is awake, though she hasn't moved for several hours. If she has any complaints about Kai's clinginess she hasn't raised them yet.-

-That might be because she's also clinging to Kai, occasionally glancing over at their phone with an ever-so-slightly anxious expression.-

Team Iron Base - Past

Lucille: Um... I dunno if those were the exact words I used...

-She glances down at the ground, now flushed a shade of red usually unique to traffic lights.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#543730: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:12:58 AM

PEFE HQ

-Kai twitches a bit.-

-And a bit more.-

-And suddenly jolts awake frantically, clutching at Alice's arm.-

Kai: ...

-It takes a moment for them to process being awake, but they relax.-

Kai: ...Good morning.

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543731: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:19:29 AM

PEFE HQ

-Alice flinches slightly at Kai's sudden grip, but then relaxes, rolling over to face Kai with a concerned frown.-

Alice: Good morning. Is everything alright?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#543732: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:23:10 AM

PEFE HQ

Kai: Yeah. Just... bad dream. First one I've had in a while.

-They sit up, rubbing their eyes-

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543733: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:28:15 AM

PEFE HQ

Alice: Ah. I understand. It's been some time myself.

-She disentangles herself from Kai as they sit up, but remains lying on the bed.-

Alice: Is there anything I can get you? Tea, coffee, breakfast, maybe?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#543734: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:33:09 AM

PEFE HQ

Kai: That sounds... nice. Breakfast sounds nice. Coffee... maybe. Only really like the stuff with a shitton of hot cocoa mix dumped in it.

-They reach for their phone.-

PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#543735: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:35:56 AM

Team Iron Base

Janet raises a curled hand to her face and looks away. She the same dignified shade of red that Lucille is right now.

Janet: You... really think I'm that great...?

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543736: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:41:26 AM

PEFE HQ

Alice: Okay. I think I can do that.

-She gives Kai a smile and a small kiss on the cheek, then gets up and disappears into the kitchen.-

Team Iron Base - Past

-Lucille manages to look back up at Janet, still blushing but with a smile spreading across her face.-

Lucille: Well... yeah. You're the first real friend I've had in... ever.

Edited by Herbert40k on Aug 30th 2018 at 3:41:36 PM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#543737: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:52:49 AM

Team Iron Base, Past.

A shy smile has crept upon Janet's face

Janet: Well... To be honest... I haven't really had any what you'd call "bonafide" friends since I left the farm so...

She twiddles her index fingers.

Janet: I guess that makes us each other's first bonafide friend?

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543738: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:57:54 AM

Team Iron Base - Past

Lucille: ...Yeah. Bonafide friends. I like the sound of that.

-She takes Janet's hand and gives a wide smile... which breaks into a yawn after a couple of seconds.-

Lucille: Man, all that crying really tired me out. It's a long walk back to my room, too... I'd ask if I could crash here, but I'm kinda worried about... y'know, her.

-She rubs the back of her neck nervously.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#543739: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:03:03 AM

Team Iron Base

Janet strangely enthusiastically assuages Lucille's

Janet: Oh no! It's no problem Lulu, I'm sure nothing will come of it. If you're too tired to head back to your room, then you're just too tired. I don't mind you staying for the night even though, um, I only have one bunk and so, uh... that means we kinda of hafta, yannow... share.

Janet's Herdier rolls his eyes at Janet's comments as she flushes a shade of red not on human record.

I'm having to learn to pay the price
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#543740: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:06:13 AM

PEFE HQ — Kai and Alice's Module

-Kai smiles, cheeks flushing slightly, and they check their phone.-

-And they squeak at last night's messages.-

Kai: Oh gosh Brie texted me. Um, thank you for letting Brie know I was safe.

-They start typing.-

To: Brie
From: Kai

Hey, it's Kai. I know Alice let you know yesterday, but I'm fine.

Did you make it back to PEFE okay? What all happened to you? I don't think anyone else got dragged across the multiverse, where'd you end up?

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543741: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:12:06 AM

PEFE HQ

-Alice calls back to Kai from the kitchenette.-

Alice: You're welcome.

-She emerges with a tray of toast, a mug of hot cocoa, and a black coffee, which she puts down on the table next to Kai.-

Alice: I... I hope you don't mind me seeing your messages and using your phone. I just thought Brie ought to know that you were alright.

Team Iron Base - Past

-Lucille blinks at Janet's enthusiasm, as though she wasn't expecting such a reaction, but after a moment gives a wide smile regardless.-

Lucille: Oh, uh... don't worry, that's fine! Just fine. As long as you're okay with it, that is. I mean, I don't mind sleeping on the floor, but I think I'd be more comfortable sleeping with you.

-She says this without any change of tone or apparent acknowledgement of the words that just passed her lips.-

Edited by Herbert40k on Aug 30th 2018 at 4:12:24 PM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#543742: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:17:18 AM

PEFE HQ

-PEFE!Every is leading the two back to the safe parts of HQ, rambling about science-

-it may become apparent to Vi, Daydre, or Aurelius that the specific science she's discussing involves helping with the creation of the bosses that attacked Lumiose-

Lumiose, hospital

-Brie and Amanita are sitting in the lobby-

Brie: They're sure you're okay?

Amanita: Yeah, it was just a bad cut.

Brie: Alright, good.

Amanita: Where'd Ever go?

Brie: They went off to go be antisocial somewhere. They're worse than Every when they're in a bad mood, I swear...

Amanita: Hm.

Brie: Apparently everyone's meeting up at PEFE?

Amanita: Oh, cool. Too bad our teleporter apparently ditched us.

Brie: Uh, maybe I can ask someone there to come get us.

-she picks up her phone after having not been checking it for a while-

-immediately before Kai sends their text, they receive one-

To: Kai

From: Brie

^_^

-presumably in response to Alice's text earlier-

-then there's a lot of typing, though not the kind that appears and disappears, so it mostly just suggests there's a lot to say-

To: Kai

From: Brie

Amanita and I are in Lumiose right now! U_U

We actually were at PEFE but we thought the fight was still going and so we all went to Lumiose, then Every teleported off because one of her...traps activated? I don't know why she has traps. :/

But yeah we're sort of stuck here neither of us have any teleporters and I don't think Atlantis is up to flying all the way to the Sea of Kyogre. >_>

I'd rather not explain the whole thing over text it was kind of a big mess. :S

PEFE HQ

-Tagg receives a text back-

To: Tagg

From: Ever

ah!

excellent!

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#543743: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:17:38 AM

Team Iron Base

Janete.exe has stopped working.

Her Herdier boofs and licks at Janet, causing Janet.exe to reboot and answer Lucille.

Janet: Oh I am more than okay with it! After all, the floor is uncomfortable and cold. It'd be much nicer to sleep in a warm bed with another warm body. Right?

Janet also seems unaware about what she just said, too giddy to realise that words also have implications as well as meaning.

Herdier: -Whining- <You two are so hopeless.>

I'm having to learn to pay the price
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#543744: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:18:56 AM

PEFE HQ - The Next Day

Arthur has not slept one bit, he spent all night at a computer terminal learning about how much has changed and what this "J-Team" has been up to. Sleep wasn't that important, he had "slept" for 600 years and was the kind of person who could work on only a few hours at best. It was incredible to see how much had changed over all this time, and frightening to see how common stuff like that Mobius attack was.

"So much for peace."

In that time he had begun to learn about what had changed in culture, popular culture, and so on. He was surprised to learn that the J-Team had a cult follow, several websites dedicate to them, and even no less than 2 TV-Shows made of them, and a third one in progress.

"What is this team?"

Denali walked over, looking frazzled, their suit just a undershirt and pants, hair a mess, and two cups of coffee in hand. They set down one of the cups for Arthur who took a look at it and proceed to drink, "Oh, hot."

"Yeah it works better that way," Denali said straightening their hair, and shifting back to Diancie form to get a better "reset".

<So, what are you up to?>

"Research. Haven't slept."

Denali whistled, impressive for the fact that they were a mass of rock and gems wearing a dress. They looked over as Arthur had gone on several wiki walks, and was looking at a page that sold games. They smiled.

<Well today, we're establishing your new identity.>

Arthur looked over at Denali, "Really?" he asked looking skeptical.

Denali resumed human form, looking refreshed, "Yep. I've been making identities and backstories for years, this is my latest one. Denali Dia Mondes. Previously I was Denise Dupree, oh the 80s were fun."

Arthur blinked, he supposed it made sense, "So... do I have to give up my last name? Do I have to be Arthur Callaghan?"

Denali shrugged and shook their head, "No you're good. We're living in a skeptical age, people are more likely to think you a lookalike, nobody's gonna seriously think you're actually the legendary hero. Especially not with that silver hair."

Arthur looked at his hair and had a hard time processing that, "Wait... My hair will hide my true identity as a man long dead? Really? The hair?! That makes no sense!"

"You'd be surprised what people are willing to let go despite the obvious. That website you have open, Truthnfiction, and the Ghost Lord? Many on there are certain that Umbra's either a distant descendant or just a lookalike, and the two look literally the same so."

Arthur blinked and wanted to argue, but he decided to just count his good graces, "Any other reports?"

"Other than a Rose Paula situation, it isn't common enough," Denali said, they looked over to the readers and winked.

"Why did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Who are you winking to?"

"I'm not I got a dust mite in my eye."

Arthur sighed, "So this artifact, so long as I wear it I am human."

"Yep, Lycanthropy however makes it so in the daylight you don't need it. Now let's find us a-"

"Denali, friend, I think I'll stick with the artifact. Simpler than a day night rotation, that seems easily abusable."

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543745: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:27:16 AM

Team Iron Base - Past

-Lucille nods, apparently too tired to note the impact of what was just said.-

Lucille: Right, yeah, definitely. I've spent too long sleeping in that icebox I call a room anyway...

-Being as tired as she is, she barely has enough time to casually strip off her armour before flopping down on the bunk.-

Lucille: So... I guess this is goodnight, then.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#543746: Aug 30th 2018 at 8:27:31 AM

Kai and Alice's Module

Kai: It's fine, don't worry. I do wanna ask that you promise to only read what's relevant when I'm out cold like that, but I figure you did that anyway.

To: 💚Brie💚
From: Kai

Oh wow okay

Um, do you need someone to get you two? I can see if Holly can 'port you here.

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#543747: Aug 30th 2018 at 9:01:30 AM

Lumiose

To: Kai

From: Brie

If she's up for it that would be great U_U

thank you so much =)

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#543748: Aug 30th 2018 at 9:25:50 AM

PEFE HQ - Kai and Alice's Module

-Alice nods.-

Alice: Of course. I promise. I know that you would do the same in my position, but I'm glad you trust me to that extent.

-She smiles, then starts sipping at her coffee.-

Lumiose City, Abandoned Warehouse

-In the same warehouse where they held their last meeting, a pair of Pokemon-themed cosplayers supervillains are hanging around, idly trying to get a game of table-tennis going on top of a set of crates.-

Whiptail: So. Giant airship shows up, unleashes a whole bunch of kaiju, then fucks off. Weird, right?

Aeroraptor:    Are you kidding? My friend, that kind of EEEVIL is what all true supervillains strive for!   

Whiptail: Whoa, okay. Dude, you're at a ten right now. You need to bring that down to like, a seven or an eight.

Edited by Herbert40k on Aug 30th 2018 at 5:26:37 PM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#543749: Aug 30th 2018 at 9:45:41 AM

Team Iron Base

Janet reclines on the bunk, blushing and burying her face into a pillow.

Janet: Yeah! Yeah... Goodnight then, Lulu... Have nice dreams...

Janet trails off as she begins to doze off, a smile on her face.

I'm having to learn to pay the price
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#543750: Aug 30th 2018 at 9:47:15 AM

To: Dr. Tagg, PEFE
From: Thomas Andrew Petersen
Subject: Stowaway Pokemon

Hello,

My name is Thomas Petersen, a junior correspondent at the Geographic Society and assistant to Mr. Gavin Albright. We haven't actually met, but I had stayed in the Stormchaser in the brief time that Mr. Albright had worked (he did send a memo that he brought over an assistant). I am an ardent follower of your work. It inspired me to get into science when I was a boy.

Well, perhaps you're wondering why I'm sending this e-mail. See, the unexpected attack at Lumiose City and the Stormchaser took us all by surprise. I had been out to pick up my spinarak from the Pokemon Center to the south of the city when Dr. Multiman's attack transpired. While Mr. Albright had thought ahead to bring his and my important transit papers, I neglected to bring anything except for my camera bag and a few clothes, and I ended up leaving my other two pokemon in the Stormchaser.

This realization came to me rather late as besides volunteering for evacuation and crowd control, I was also called on to cover the event by my superiors.

Mr. Albright explained the sensitivity of the issue at hand; we will not be pursuing the recovery of our personal items at the time. Inasmuch as it pains me to admit, this will also include leaving both pokemon in the Stormchaser and its premises until the rift crisis is resolved.

Attached is a document listing down the specific care requirements I have for my pokemon, Shinji (a kabuto) and Drake (a joltik), and the things that they should and shouldn't be allowed to do. Also attached is an mp4 file I recorded of a message I left for both of them.

I apologize in advance for this inconvenience and whatever form of mischief these two may get into.

Regards,

Thomas Andrew Petersen
Geographer Weekly Correspondent
Geographic Society News and Public Affairs

Edited by MasterJayAM on Aug 31st 2018 at 12:54:08 AM


Total posts: 585,260
Top