Not A Lawyer
Dragnor - Around 600 years ago
-Herbert looks from Tagg to the Locket with a thoughtful expression.-
Herbert: First problem with that plan is finding a teleporter to begin with. It won't be a problem when we get back, certainly, but that's not something we can put into effect just yet. And considering the nature of this thing, I'm not even sure if something as extreme as that would destroy it. It'd probably keep anyone else from finding it again, though.
Holon City
-Alice comes across a restaurant with a sign out front that reads "Isotopes".-
Alice: Hmm... this seems as good a place as any to have dinner.
-She heads inside, Arsenic following behind.-
Illusio - Around 600 years ago
-The redness returns to Lucanus' cheeks as he drops his gaze.-
Lucanus: ...I will admit that I had considered that possibility, but in fact that solution only raises further problems. To much of Eastern Ransei, I am still the Puppet King of Pugilis and the Butcher of Cragspur, and my list of enemies only grows larger with each passing day. If I were to retake a position of power, my life would last a matter of weeks. As much as it pains me to admit it, the child would be happier growing up a bastard than being tainted with my legacy.
edited 14th Sep '13 4:26:36 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
feeling blue
Holon City
Sakura follows Alice inside "I think I never ate here before." she commented.
Holon City Hospital
Crow: "Yeah..."
"Though I still have to be in the hospital... a week longer, I think it is."
"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
High Priestess of Fabulous
Illusio
Aiura smiles. "Fine, If you won't propose, I'll offer one of my own. JACE. YOU'RE THE NEW WARLORD, I'M RUNNING AWAY WITH LUCANUS."
Jace beams to her. ~K. Might I suggest Sinnoh? It's beautiful this time of year.~
"SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN."
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
Not A Lawyer
Holon City, Isotopes
Alice: Nor have I. I suppose we will find out if it is any good or not, won't we?
-She sits down at a table and starts browsing through the menu.-
Alice: Hmm... I think I will have the Tauros steak. Medium-rare. You?
Illusio - Around 600 years ago
-Lucanus blinks at Aiura.-
Lucanus: ...Are you seriously considering this possibility? I can assure you that you do not have to surrender everything you have worked for here in Illusio for my sake.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
The Pokémon Genius
Gateon Port - Krabby Club
Jacob: -Notices the familiar walking profanity-using asshole- "........."
Regina: -To Jacob, mentally- Already on it~ And no you can't re-break his legs. We barely got out of that last mess
But he deserves it!
Shush
-Begins trying to discretely peer into Deimos's mind for things relating to the aformentioned machine part-
edited 14th Sep '13 4:35:56 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Una: <Well that's good to hear. Ren will be back tomorrow. I'm let him know your awake.>
-About minute later, Seamstress hands the towel to Crow. It bears His name in a simple script font and is quite plush-
Seamstress: <Here, take this. I imagine you must be a bit hot in bandages.>
feeling blue
Holon City - Isotopes
"Hmmm... I think I'll have the same." said Sakura, looking at the menu
High Priestess of Fabulous
Illusio
Aiura's smile falters. "If I stayed without you, I would be abdicating the throne shortly anyway. Bastard children are ineligible for the throne, and I would be forced to step down by my advisers soon after she is born. At least this way I can guarantee that my kingdom is run competently."
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
-Joseph has taken time to glomple Una-
Ooooh! I heard you were good at sewing...
Another green world.
done w ur shit
ETA MODE
Paxlia
"Fine then, if I cannot kill him myself, then this shall have to suffice."
She takes a knife, and starts chanting.
"By my blood, the blood of kings and sages, I curse thee."
She cuts her thumb, dripping blood onto a paper talisman.
"By my authority, the authority of kings and sages, I curse thee."
"By my name, a name of a king and a sage, I curse thee."
"By my hate, the hate of a king and a sage, I curse thee."
"Lucanus Cain, I curse thee and thine, until you are forgiven."
"Lucanus Cain, I curse thy blood, thy line, thy family."
"Lucanus Cain, I curse thee so that thy name shall be a name of villains, criminals, traitors, and scum."
"Of murderers, liars, thieves, and fools."
"Of dead men, depraved men, and lost men."
"So I curse thee, Lucanus Cain."
Holon City
-Crow takes the towel-
Crow: "Oh, thanks."
"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
Not A Lawyer
Holon City
-Alice flags down a waiter.-
Alice: Two medium-rare Tauros steaks, please.
Waiter: Of course, dearies.
-The waiter scurries off, leaving Alice to drum her fingers against the table.-
Alice: So, did you have any further lines of conversation you wished to discuss whilst we wait for our meals to arrive?
Gateon Port, Krabby Club
-Unfortunately for anyone taking a peek into his mind, Deimos doesn't particularly care about the rhyme, reason or exact specifics of his orders. However, Regina should be able to read that the machine part relates to the Dream Rift machine Titan stole back in Unova.-
Deimos: Ah, feels good to be out of uniform for a change. What asshole decided it would be a good idea to wear metal-reinforced armour in a desert, anyway? And it chafes as well, on top of everything else.
Illusio - Around 600 years ago
Lucanus: True enough. And returning home to my native Kalos is out of the question... Sinnoh it is, I suppose.
-He gives a small sigh.-
Lucanus: Perhaps it will be better like this. To get away from all the courtroom intrigue and civil strife. Not that it will deter my more persistent enemies...
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
-Una while friendly, is not one for glompings, and uses Psychic to catch and gently place Joseph beside her-
Una: <Sorry, but I prefer gentle hugs to glomps.>
Seamstress: -to Crow- <You're welcome. Get better soon.> -to Joseph- <Thank you. I've had lots of practice.>
-to every personmon in the Room.- <Now I think Una and I should be leaving. I imagine other J-Team members will be visiting. And we don't want to be in their way. Good evening to you all.>
Una: to Crow- <Bye! Get well soon!
Seamstress makes a bit of a curtsy and Una nods her head politely, then both mon exit the room-
High Priestess of Fabulous
Illusio
Aiura sighs. "But, how many of them can there be that can handle me, the Psychic Queen of Illusio?"
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
feeling blue
Holon City
"Hmmm, well, we could just ask about some little things, for instance... What is your favorite Pokémon?" asked Sakura "Roserade?" she guessed.
-Joseph waves to Crow-
Yeah, get better!
-he leaves with Una and Seams-
Another green world.
The Pokémon Genius
Gateon Port - Krabby Club
Jacob: Don't lose your cool.... restrain that urge.... it doesn't MATTER how fun he'd be to punch in the face, a bar brawl is not what I want to cause right now. Luckily I'm wearing casual clothes so he shouldn't notice me. Dear lord are my arms really that pale? I need to stop wearing long-sleeve shirts...
Regina: -To Jacob- It's related to Herbert's old Dream Rift thing
And do I look alright in these jeans? I me- oh wait what sorry I was thinking
-Jacob then suddenly experiences a two-second migrane-
OW! Okay, what?!
The machine part! It's related to the Dream Rift machine Herbert had!
Okay! So wait Titan's still working with that? Interesting... Wait armor? What?
-Regina sighs quietly and tries looking for information and recent memories following the trial-
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Guess Who...?
Outskirts of Icirrus - AU
-A certain party that has not been seen often recently is poking around as volunteers of the local civil defense-
<Rhyhorn: "That little blue guy sure disappears easily... How do we know that he's not ditching us to have fun or something-?">
<Druddigon: "I... I kinda wish he would...">
<Familiar!Ledian: "Eh? He still gives you the creeps?">
<Humon!Sentret: "Aww... But he seems nice.">
<Druddigon: "Yeah... But... I'm pretty sure that that's just because he has to be-">
-And the conversation is quickly cut in by an unseen voiced presence-
<Simo: "My apologies.">
-Recoiling a bit from instinct-
<Druddigon: "Gih!">
<Humon!Sentret: "Eh?!">
<Simo: "I was distracted a bit with steering some comrades towards a place elsewhere along your settlement's fringe.">
<Familiar!Ledian: "Hey, can it with that freaky 'out of nowhere' telepathy! Some warning before you drop in would be nice!">
<Druddigon: "Oh... I guess that's understandable... Um... Are they doing okay...?>
<Simo: "They seemed fine. Just a little disor-
!!!">
<Familiar!Ledian: "Oh great, what now?">
<Simo: "Someone's coming!">
<Familiar!Ledian: "Whuh? Who-?">
-And the party turns to spot a rapidly approaching Golbat-
<Familiar!Ledian: *blink* "Another mon running from the outside?">
<Humon!Sentret: "... Eh? What's it carrying?">
AU - Sinnoh, Back on the Ground With a Certain Party from the Tunnels
-As the Latios slips over the horizon-
<Mike: “Grr…”>
<Kammy: “Well… That was totally classy…”> >:(
Drake: "Great, someone else with a personal song..."
Tagg: "... Motherfucker."
-Looking at the remaining dragons-
Tagg: "... So what are they going to do now?"
<PEFE!Floatzel: “Hey! We’ve got the cavalry coming!”>
<Kit: “Huh?”>
-And turns to see a number of mons dragging dormant turrets along with them-
<Raptor: “Oh! It’s your talking eggs! Granted, the talking’s kinda... Eergh...”>
<Larvesta!Helios: “Yay!>
-A number of grunts who were perhaps en route to help clean up what would have been a bombardment site see a certain Latios fly off-
<7JD!Hydreigon: “Wh-What?! Wh-Why’s he just flying off like-?!”>
<Gaunt!Gabite: “Did he just… Abandon us?”> ._.
<7JD!Haxorus: “W-Wait! L-Lord Qoriik! What are you doing?! Come b-back!”>
<7JD!Shelgon: “W-We’ve been fighting our hardest, honest!”>
<Merc!Flygon: “Oh boo hoo for you, ‘‘I’m’’ not getting paid anymore-!”>
-While the turrets have been quietly put in place and turned on-
Turret: “HELLO…”
-And start scanning red tracking lasers-
<7JD!Grunts: O.O>
<7JD!Haxorus: “A-Aah!”>
-Squeaking-
<7JD!Shelgon: “Th-They have *more* of th-those?!”>
<7JD!Hydreigon: “R-Retreat! Retreat!”>
-And the mons hastily scatter, flying / running off as fast as their limbs can carry them-
Turret: “ARE YOU STILL THERE?”
<Dovile: “Hey, you stupid tin cans! Scaring off dragons is ‘‘my’’ job!”> >:(
-It is at this point that a few mons from the tunnels start to emerge-
<(Ex-)Goon!Krookodile: “Wait, what’s going on here?”>
<(Ex-)Goon!Torterra: “Yeah, we heard a bunch of-!”>
-And in the distance, the sight of occasional forms taking to the air departing the grounds of the Sinnoh tribe, not apparently caring about the direction can be seen-
<Raptor: “Wait… Did we just… Win?”>
<Muddy: “Looks like it.”>
-To the remaining dragons via megaphone-
Tagg: "It is obvious at this point that your leader has abandoned you, and we have the upper hand. With that in mind, it would be in your best interest to surrender."
<"... Where did you even get that?">
Tagg: "Internet back when it was alive?"
<Buster: “Wait, is that honestly going to-?” >
< “It can’t *hurt* right?” >
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
Meet The New Boss
Illusio, coast
- After a while, the group has arrived here, with Ammy talking to Waka-
Ammy: <So wait... You had the Lunar Pendant when Yami and Orochi went after it?>
Waka: Yes...
- He sighs and looks out over the ocean-
I found it in my travels and kept it because it reminded me of home... Little did I know it would invite disaster. I escaped, but lost it as Yami was chasing me... It's found many other owners since then, apparently.
Ammy: <Alright.>
-She takes the pendant off and looks to Waka, who nods-
-She then tosses it with a mighty heave over the horizon into the ocean.-
Waka: Amaterasu?
Ammy: <Yes?>
Waka: Now that the evil has been eliminated, we can go to the Celestial Plain! It'll be magnifiqe!
Ammy: Oh? Well...
-She shifts a bit-
<I... I can't.>
Waka: ...Oh?
Amaterasu: <I'm not the Amaterasu you know. That was Shiranui, who died 100 years ago. I simply filled her shoes and would like to go to my real home.>
Waka: ...
-closes his eyes, folds his arms, and chuckles-
Hehehe... And you think I didn't know that, ma cherie?
Ammy: <Huh? Then why did you->
Waka: Different or not, you have become much the same as her to me. And I was simply making the offer.
-He shifts to Latios-
<But alas, I must go now. It has been a pleasure meeting all of you.>
Ammy: <Same to you.>
Waka: <Au revoir, baby.>
- He flies off as Ammy and Issun wave-
Issun: ...
<...Darnit, I'm actually gonna [miss] the guy.>
Ammy: <Don't worry...>
-She smiles-
<I have a good feeling we'll see him again someday.>
Contact Me!
done w ur shit
AU!Unova
The Golbat, spotting the party below, comes in to land.
Once he does, the Elegyem hops off.
<Diplomat!Elegyem: "Greetings from the Celestial Tower!">
Holon City Hospital
Crow: "Thanks, bye!"
Ghostus: <Finally. I thought they'd never leave.>
"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
Eclipse the Moon
Ignis, Yesterday
Agitato finds a suit of Red, White and Silver Ignis warrior armor. The set also comes with a pair of nun-chucks and a Firestone for Kerro.
Ryuku: I though your coronation into the army should be done in style. As my protege after all. Hope you like it! It's going to be quite useful in tomorrows expedition~
Elsewhere in Ransei, Today
Izumi and her mons seem quiet and aloof from the rest of the warlords.
edited 14th Sep '13 5:18:12 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Not A Lawyer
Illusio - Around 600 years ago
-Herbert watches at Waka flies off.-
Herbert: ...You know, I still owe that guy a kick in the balls. I'll try to make it gentle, though.
Holon City, Isotopes
-Alice gives the slightest of uncertain pauses before responding.-
Alice: ...I am obligated to say Roserade, if only because Arsenic here will never forgive me if I don't.
Arsenic: <That's a gross exaggeration, ma'am.>
Alice: Having said that, there are times where I wish I had grown up in Unova if only so that I could receive a Snivy from their starter program. I will assume that you prefer the Growlithe line?
Gateon Port, Krabby's Club
-Deimos falls silent as his drinks arrive, and he starts chugging them down. His recent thoughts and memories are something of a blur - Titan features prominently, as does the interior of a laboratory, coming to Orre on a ferry, several assorted Cipher Peons and a masked man. None of the images bear particularly positive connotations.-
Elsewhere in Illusio - Around 600 years ago
-Lucanus frowns.-
Lucanus: I would rather you avoided putting your life on the line for me, especially since you would be putting the child's life on the line as well. And there are some that... well... the sentiment is appreciated, though.
-He tries to brighten up.-
Lucanus: But for now, let us try to avoid this grim topic. There are several locations in Ransei I would like to visit before departing for good.
edited 14th Sep '13 5:23:08 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Dragnor
-To Herbert-
I was thinking of having it teleported to [Challenger Deep analogue] where the pressure would crush it completely.
AU!Sinnoh
Many thanks to Crow, Tracer, and Pentigan for helping out.
-From the ground-
<Dovile: "Hey, did you hear something?">
<Archen!Tracer: ”... Hear wha-?”>
-And our eyes focus on a lone airship… Perhaps with one or 2 accompaniers… Training their cannons…
… On us-
<Raptor: “SCRAW! WHAT ON EARTH IS-?!”> Ov O
<Kit: “... You’re kidding me…”>
<Dovile: “Meh, I can probably handle it with a shou-”>
-In the distance, one of the nearby airships shakes, as though hit by cannon fire. Despite no cannons having hit it-
Drake: -Is on said airship, and by on I mean on that part between the balloon and the actual cabin- "Did someone call for a Voice?" -Smirks-
-Drake looks at the gas-filled envelope above him and chuckles-
Drake: TUZ TANZ STRUN!*
-The resultant burst of razor-sharp wind tears through the balloon, and the airship starts crashing down-
Drake: "Now how am I getting down safely? Oh, I know..."
-Moments before the cabin makes some very hard lithobraking…-
Drake: FEIM ZII GROM!
-And from the wreckage Drake walks away unharmed, an ethereal shell flickering ever so slightly-
...Well that’s one airship down.
<Dovile: “... I’ll admit, I’m impressed.”>
<Draca: “His Voice is strong, to be sure.">
That’s Drake for you, always coming in at the last darn minute.
<Archen!Tracer: “... Wait... But where has he *been* all this time? It’s like he came out of nowhe-?”>
-The sight of a Latios’ form can be seen poking out of the smoke-
<Iron Marrow: “Grr! That fiend is still ali-?!”>
-Forcing a Dragonite to carry it-
<Kammy: “... What.”>
<Muddy: “Obviously 'gods' are too lazy to move themselves around.”>
-Eon begins to sing-
♪ <Eon: I would like to sing a song about a magnificent dream,> ♪
♪ <About me, about you, the way our draconic hearts beat,> ♪
♪ <Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling,> ♪
<Buster: “... What. He’s singing?”>
-Eyebrow raise-
Is he for real?
<Draca: “Unfortunately.”>
Eon: ♪ <We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles,> ♪
♪ <Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver,> ♪
♪ <Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know,> ♪
♪ <I'm just an exemplary god with an extravagant job,> ♪
♪ <Unlike the average weak human slob,> ♪
♪ <Who likes blitzball and porno and their slave balls,> ♪
♪ <I will destroy their houses and hardwood floors,>♪
♪ <Their family and property will be no more,> ♪
♪ <They shall answer to our beck and call,> ♪
♪ <But sadly that isn't quite enough,> ♪
♪ <To keep a god like me interested,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <Oh no,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <No way,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <Uh-uh,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <No, I've gotta go out and have fun,> ♪
♪ <At someone else's expense,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <Oh yeah,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,> ♪
♪ <I fly really slow in the ultrafast lane,> ♪
♪ <While the mons behind me are going insane,> ♪
♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
'''Backup Singer!Dragonite:,,, ♪ <He's an asshole, what an asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's an asshole, such an asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <I only use public toilets to ruin the seat,> ♪
♪ <I let my Sinn troops starve so I have enough food to eat.> ♪
♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's an asshole, what an asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's the world's biggest asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <Sometimes I sit in handicapped spaces,> ♪
♪ <While gimpy-winged Flygon make handicapped faces,> ♪
♪<I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's an asshole, what an asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪<He's a real fucking asshole,>♪
Eon: ♪ <Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song,> ♪
♪ <Ranting and raving and carrying on,> ♪
♪ <Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong,> ♪
-Beat-
<Nah!>
♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's an asshole, what an asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <I'm an asshole> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's the world's biggest asshole,> ♪
♪ <You know what I'm gonna do?> ♪
♪ <I'm going to get a new airship, armed to the brim,> ♪
♪ <Cold blue with Wailordskin hub caps and all leather Tauros interior,> ♪
♪ <And big blue baby Spheal eyes for headlights yeah.> ♪
♪ <And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph,> ♪
♪ <Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down some,> ♪
♪ <Takeout from Kentucky Fried Torchic in the old fashioned,> ♪
♪ <Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers,> ♪
♪ <And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball Torchic,> ♪
♪ <I'm gonna wash my mouth with humons' tears,> ♪
♪ <And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side,> ♪
♪ <And there isn't an Eondamned thing anybody can do about it,> ♪
♪ <You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why,> ♪
♪ <Two words, mon fucking bombs, okay?> ♪
♪ <Kanjoh, Hoenn, Unova,> ♪
♪ <They think they can eventually defeat us,> ♪
♪ <They can go back to their old ways,> ♪
♪ <And remove all the hard work we've done,> ♪
♪ <And it won't make a lick of difference,> ♪
♪ <Because we've got the bombs, okay? Kaijudreigon isn't dead,> ♪
♪ <He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer,> ♪
♪ <We're gonna thaw him out and he's gonna be pretty pissed off,> ♪
♪ <You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?> ♪
♪ <Well multiply that by 15 million times,> ♪
♪ <That's how pissed off he's gonna be,> ♪
♪ <I'm gonna get Snowman and the other Midori Mons,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪<Hey,> ♪
Eon: ♪<And Napoleon,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪<Hey,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <And the Black Guard,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <Hey,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <And have them lay siege on Kanjoh,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: <Hey, you know you really are an asshole.>
Eon: <Do as you're ordered and only back me up as I said you should.>
Backup Singer!Dragonite: <Eep!> ._.
Eon: ♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's an asshole, what an asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <I'm an asshole,> ♪
Backup Singer!Dragonite: ♪ <He's the world's biggest asshole,> ♪
Eon: ♪ <A S S H O L E, everybody,> ♪
♪ <A S S H O L E,> ♪
♪ <Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf,> ♪
♪ <Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum,> ♪
♪ <Ooh, ooh,> ♪
♪ <I'm an asshole and proud of it,> ♪
-And the the Latios and anyone else who can fly heads off-
edited 14th Sep '13 4:35:21 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.