ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-has been running for about half a mile now-

FFFFFYYYEEWWWWW! Man! How far could that thing have gone in one night?

Zangoose: Zan Zan.

JANE WAIT UP!!

-trips and falls-

Ow.....

Zorua: Meema?

Alright, I'd better check on how that Snover I caught the other day is faring with the other mons.

-Checks PC.

The frat boy party has finally stopped, but now the're re-enacting the Benny Lava music video? WHY ?!

-Jane continues to run with her Zangoose, too far away to hear Daisy. Is now nearing a cliff that overlooks a body of water, with a beach underneath it, covered in snow-

-panting- Do... these things... even... get tired?

-gets out charizard and climbs on him-

-Flies after jane-

-stands up tall, raring to go- Alright, Zangoose! There should be a way down this cliff if we can find it! Maybe they're down there!

Zangoose: Zan Zan! -both run over to the side of the cliff and find a rock formation that works like a flight of stairs, sort of-

Alright, we have a way down. Zangoose, can you see them? -Zangoose begins to search for them, but is then interrupted by something large flying above them, then landing heavily on the snow-covered beach-

What was that!? -once the dust clears it is revealed to be Dialga with its feet tied up and the other Regis standing around it, Regirock on top of Dialga and evidently communicating with Regice-

Regirock: Re-re-regirock.

I got that Adamantium for you.

Jane!

Huh dialga!

-gets out telescope and sees regigas on dialga-

Lets get a closer look flame!

Flame: Char char.

-flies to dialga a bit-

edited 19th Feb '11 8:56:16 AM by queenyclone

(Regirock is on Dialga, not Regigigas)

-Notices the Charizard flying down- Hey! Don't go without us! -runs down the rock formation along with Zangoose-

-Runs up out of nowhere to investagate.

WOAH! Dialga's here with the Regis! Huh, Regirock is pounding it's chest now....

REGI-REGIROCK!

ADMANTIUM RAGE!

-regis notis me heading to them-

Oh crap!

Meanwhile...

-I'm flying on Draca to the Battle Zone-

Now let's see where exactly this broadcast is coming from.

-Lands in the Survival Area-

Ah, the Battle Zone, where only the strongest thrive. Stark Mountain's geothermal heat is what makes this place so tropical in climate unlike the rest of Sinnoh.

-Removes winter coat and starts walking towards Route 226-

-Standing off to the side holding an electric guitar and an amp cord while standing next to a Loudred.-

Okay. We're gonna' make this work. Now, where do I put the cord?

Lou...Loudred?

Yes. Yes I am. Now bend over.

-The Regis notice Daisy. Regice takes the liberty of shooting her out of the sky with an Ice Beam. Dialga is just lying there, grumpy-

-Surfing on Nudi using an inflatable raft on Route 226 while this plays from my iPhokex-

It makes me feel like fishing for some reason. I wonder how the others are doing right now.

edited 19th Feb '11 9:20:59 AM by rmctagg09

-Jane finally makes it down to the snow-covered beach- HEEEEY! REGIGIGAS! I need your help to defeat Team Rocket! You mind helping me out here?

Regigigas: -begins to beep-

... Aw Dang.

-Gaia and I are now climbing up Route 227-

Gaia, I hope Jane remembers that you need a Psychic Pokemon to properly communicate with Regigigas.

-Gaia nods-

The signal appears to be coming directly from Stark Mountain.

Okay... Okay... One last try.... Gallade, go!

Gallade: GALLADE GALLADE LAAAAAAAAAAAADE!

Look, will you just broadcast the stupid thing's beeping thingahoosits so that we can properly communicate!?

Gallade: GA. LLADE!

Whaddo you mean you can't!?

Gallade: Gallade, Gal, Gal, ''GAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAADUH'. Ga. LLADE!

Okay, fine, you're an Empath. But what does that have to do with broadcasting a translation of a robotic beeping?

Gallade: GALLADE GALLADE GALLADE GALLADE!

UGH! This isn't working!

-My team and I are now inside Stark Mountain-

The signal appears to be coming from this wall. There's probably a secret entrance of some kind. Guys, start looking.

-We start looking for any clues-

-everyone is currently arguing. Gallade is arguing with Jane, Regirock is arguing with Regice, Regigigas and Registeel are doing a Statler And Waldorf skit, and Dialga has finally had enough-

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

-everyone stops arguing and faces Dialga-

Dialga: -roars and growls, but is unable to communicate with Telepathy, which would seriously help out right now-

-sighs- I can't understand you, sorry. -rubs her forehead- Now look, guys, if we go to Stark Mountain and help stop Team Rocket before anything crazy stupid happens, I'll leave you all alone for the rest of my life, okay? Is that cool with you?

-Dialga and the Regis nod their heads-

Great! Now, how do we get to Stark Mountain... HEY WOAH AAAAA!

Regigigas: -lifts up Jane and puts her and Gallade inside the bushes on its shoulders, then begins to pace through the ocean, evidently being able to Walk on Water-

edited 19th Feb '11 10:07:35 AM by CalamityJane

-We're all looking for the secret entrance on the wall-

Still haven't found anything yet.

-Nudi points to a rock that looks slightly out of place-

I guess this must be the one. Great spotting Nudi.

-Pushes in the rock, and watches as the wall goes down-

Shall we?

-My team and I move inside-

edited 19th Feb '11 10:18:58 AM by rmctagg09

-Jane is currently taking in the sight of the ocean surface, and notices it getting warmer- Wow... This kinda reminds me of the Hoenn sea... Well, it's a little warmer over there, but still...

Regigigas: -beeps-

... Wait, where's Dialga?

-Regigigas points with its thumb to what is currently behind them. Jane turns and sees the other Regis carrying Dialga and following behind Regigigas- Heh, wow. Dialga's not having a good day today, huh?

Dialga: SKREEEEEEEEEE!

-The path opens up into a very spacious base with Team Rocket Grunts running around everywhere-

I'm surprised they still have the resources to pull something like this off.

-Turns and notices a Team Rocket Grunt behind them-

Shit. Guys, do not let him get away!

-Cobalt and Nudi quickly restrain him while my other Pokemon stand by to discourage any stupid ideas-

So what are you guys planning here anyway?

Hey! Look! We're almost to Stark Mountain! BOY it's hot! -takes off jacket and tosses it to Gallade, then takes off the other jacket she had underneath it and wraps it around her waist-

Dialga: SKREEEEEEE

No, Dialga, you'll just run away or something.

Dialga: -growling-

Team Rocket Grunt: I don't know much, but it has something to do with this Magma Stone our boss was talking about.

Me: So they're going to try to use it to control the Heatran so that they can take over the Battle Zone, and eventually the Sinnoh region as well, I'm guessing? Well, we're going to nip this in the bud before it gets any bigger. Thanks for your cooperation, but I'm afraid I can't risk you tattling to your friends.

-I knock him out before commanding Nudi to freeze him in place-

That'll keep him out of our hair for at least an hour, by which point we'll be done here.

-Hears sounds coming from outside-

That sounds somewhat familiar.

-Regigigas bursts through the secret wall hiding the Rocket Hideout, tipping off a million alarms and freaking out the Grunts-

-Jane is waving rantically at Tagg- HI TAAAAGGG!!