Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
...okay, are you sure nothing happened to Naja? She's been out cold for more than a day.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
I have no idea.
She's okay until she becomes TOAST.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
The Lamb
I mean, scroll back in the logs. I think voice to text was on. I think there was something about "Project OSAKI" and "Enterprise".
Praise the Lamb!
Godzilla
I hope she can recover sooner or later.
Wait, what was that spell she used to wake us up?
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
MEDIARAHAN? Wait what the-
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oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Mediarahan. Fun to say.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
So who’s casting it?
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
well, I need to throw 20 papers about artificial Gods not having personas out the window now. Or not. I don't know. This is... probably not what happened for you guys.
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Can I physically? Because like, I will, but how?
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
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If you really do have magic, than I assume yes.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Yeah, I can teleport and stuff. Do I just say it?
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Godzilla
Probaly gotta do some motions or something, that’s how I remember using Persona spells.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
Guys... I've been trying this out and, remember how I said Persona essence was one of the ingredients used to make me? I think that's taking effect right now. I said mediarahan, and a green glow shot out of my fingers and revived the specimen I was drawing blood out of.
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Godzilla
Now concentrate! Do it again, but on Naja.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
well, ok. Let's try this! MEDIARAHAN! ok, I did it. Her vitals seem normal. I can't do much more. But for real, does this mean I am my own Persona? God, this is getting convoluted... Cheezus is getting an official name change soon...
Praise the Lamb!
Mediarahan? Yeah, that'll work, do that.
Godzilla
Wouldn’t you be the Persona of whoever you’re made out of?
Okay, now it’s just fine, I think we should wait until she wakes up.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
I guess, but I don't know if this is a result of a persona user or a persona itself being in my genetic makeup. If it's a human, let's hope they don't need their persona. If it's a persona, Then I guess I should try some more persona stuff.
Praise the Lamb!
Godzilla
I’d assume it’s the Persona, since it’s in a jar.
Now if you may excuse me I’m going to sleep, this “champion of a cheese god” thing is making me tired.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
good morning what the fuck is happening
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
The Lamb
a lot. You missed a lot. We have a new group of posters, Naja got possesed or something, I learned I might be a Persona, and I think I might want to tell you all my true name.
Praise the Lamb!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
well,
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Naja isn't awake yet, but I think someone mentioned Project OSAKI? What's that?
(Sora Has Joined The Chat)
Hello! What did I miss?
The Lamb
well. Joker, was it? If someone, hypothetically, was made up of Persona essence, and then awakened their persona or whatever, what would happen? definitely not asking because I'm basically in that situation.
Praise the Lamb!
: I think we're some kind of critter.
32 years later, and he's still maximum pink.