Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
The Senate
You will have to do. And be more specific. I don’t feel like ruining civilization on a Friday.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Scotland!
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Senate
I suppose one civilization can get ruined. It’s not like I’m doing anything tomorrow.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
OH! I getcha!
Nah, that'd scare too many people, fear doesn't mesh well with people who aren't me.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Senate
Do you know my name? Do you know what I do to civilizations on a daily basis? Do you know what happened to all those other gods?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
I don't, but I also don't care! Who am I supposed to torment if everyone's dead?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Senate
I am the Devourer of Gods. Clue’s in the name. Title “Scourge of the Universe”, theme song the same thing or Universal Collapse if you like that one better. Civilizations tend to get destroyed when you make their gods angry, and I think eating them will do that. Can’t you just use their souls, anyway?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Senate
Fine. I suppose you don’t have many gods who are fun to fight. You have that one guy, some horned Satan thing, and some other stuff I don’t care about because I can’t eat it. I’ll go destroy some other deities; maybe I can get in a match with Typhon before I sign off for the night. Eleven thirty eastern time, I’m leaving. If you see this guy named Astrum Deus, kill him so hard each of his ten small worms turns into ten smaller worms, and his main form turns into a top hat. I’m off to fight Typhon. Signus should handle my posts until I get back.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Senate
Wait, what? You’re going to let me eat you? That’s not very fun, but I suppose I’ll take what I can get.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll get better.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Senate
Wow. Another one like me. I never thought I’d see that. Even Storm Weaver is mortal. Still, perfect. I’ll eat you, fight Typhon, and everyone will be fine except for Mount Etna.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Suuuuuuure thing! I've been killed tons of times before, but I always come back.
I always come back.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Senate
Astrumachina has logged on!
How’s it going? I heard doggo was on here earlier.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
Hehehehehehe, a dog, hmm? I was never fond of the drooly bastards, chewing me and trying to rip me apart. Some day the dog race will get their payback! AHAHAHAHA.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Senate
This dog is short for “Devourer of Gods”. I’m a god. You can see why I’m worried.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
How come there's so many creepy dolls these days? I don't wanna be another damn cliche! Y'hear?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Dagded Dujardin
Oh hello, let me introduce myself, I'm Lewis, I have been gone from the world of the living for quite a while, thanks to that miserable asshole Arthur, but I decided to get into this whole TV Tropes business and check it out.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Professional Professionalist
Nice to meet you, Lewis. My name is...a secret, but you can call me Lupin Peluche. Hahahahaha. You look quite devilish, can you confirm or deny my deduction?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Fighter_Arva has logged on!
... Oh jeez, that name's bad...
Adventurer_Arva has changed her name!
Miss_Arva has changed her name!
Arva has changed her name!
That works. Hi, everyone.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Dagded Dujardin
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I'm quite not devilish but I'm filled with fiery determination to get my life back and kill Arthur the same way he killed me
Professional Professionalist
A dead soul huh? Me too. Vengeance? Me too....Y'see, my dad got killed by an officer, the bambina's big brother. That's why I became the bambina's toy. Heh.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
... I see. Spirits? I've never had to deal with them myself, but they sound pretty scary.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Weeeeell, I guess I'm not a god. I'm just a girl that can do literally anything! And Earth!
I'm Huney B now. Okay?