The Pokémon Genius
"Bah we'll deal with that later. Burntanning is all the rage these days. So is skin cancer! You'll be fiiiine."
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
"Get you're stupid Necromancer ass out here SO I CAN BEAT IT WITH THE LIGHT
WHILE RIDING A BEAR"
"Admit it; you're pretty much all attracted to my avatar. Everyone is Swolf-sexual."
This is a signature.
Flying Colors
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Does it count if we're Swolf-romantic instead?
"All glory to the Cat bus"
Li'l Shardfinder
My car is now cleaner than my room. Actually it's smaller, so it should be. Well... I could probably drive this room through Japan's narrowest roads, so...
and
Hyperbole's the best bole.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
hiya, the name's scout.
"I'll make you my lover, baby, but— your huge eyes are terrifying."
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Li'l Shardfinder
"Steaming" his iTunes music, huh? To get the wrinkles out?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Spatula in hand, I will take all the world's beef patties and grill them over the fires of destruction!"
edited 15th Aug '14 12:30:09 AM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
hiya, the name's scout.
"It's past 4 AM, and I'm trying to be sexy."
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"I woke up to my dresser speaking Spanish to me."
hiya, the name's scout.
"I LIKE DRINKING SATAN JUICE."
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"Welcome to MY Trap!"
...eheh
"Everyone knows centaurs are terrible at video games."
hiya, the name's scout.
"Weird Al is Polka Jesus. I want him to teach me his sexy accordion-playing skills."
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Li'l Punk
"So by not knocking out prostitutes, they've turned evil?"
Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Li'l Shardfinder
I need a toilet that can suck my entire butt through a molecule.
(on the piss-poor (pun intended) flushing power of literally every toilet I've used)
edited 15th Aug '14 5:24:12 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"You act like I know nothing, like a move through existence in a dire attempt to erase all evidence of fish-steak."
"I also tried eating a basket of gnomes."
Bloody Fossil
"I type really shitty at four... five in the morning."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
Said to my mother: "Congratulations. You have a song about xenophilia."
Not recognizing the title of a song you're downloading may have side-effects, especially if someone has a habit of copying any and all music you get.
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
hiya, the name's scout.
"You know, if you were Weird Al, I'd not hesitate making out with you."
Long story...
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"Woo, glitchy radio solo!"
"I don't have tangible surgery tools. I can't extract brains right now."