The strangest thing you've said today...

As Mom and I were passing her garden and we saw that the rabbits got two of her flowers:

"At least they didn't put a squirrel head on the flower bed!"

I just ignored most of her dialogue...while muttering "shut up. shut up. don't care. shut up."

"Dog no need bark now! Shut hell up, dog!"

My dog was barking and I was annoyed by it. I have no idea why I started talking like a caveman, though.

edited 30th Jun '11 5:27:34 PM by Malph

"I am cold. I must turn myself into a Canadian, and then I will be warm. See? I am now a Canadian, and I am warm."

"Come on, look at the baby pictures and allocate a level of trustworthiness to them! That is not a trustworthy baby!"

The close second for today's entry was my discussion on "longest 15 minutes ever "compared to "shortest 15 minutes ever" and declared that "That's it! She's late - this has been the longest fifteen minutes ever added to the longest six minutes ever!".

edited 1st Jul '11 7:38:01 AM by StolenByFaeries

"I am not parking. I am dropping myself off, and later I will pick myself up."

"I was talking to the lift. It backed down."

"Hark! I come from the land of the front yard bearing gifts of Pop Tarts!"

"Stop! I have to become Japanese for a bit."

At a relatives' house, trying to get my sister off the computer so that I could try out Total War: Shogun 2.

"Whee! I'm scratching my ass and having fun at the same time!"

"I was just wondering whose ass I just slapped."

"It's not like he's the only one who bought an extra level of furry."

"I'm going to play fruit punch pong with my kids, but there's going to be that one time I mix it with Everclear...."

"Great, now I'm starting to sound like a connoisseur of prison rape."

"What's politically incorrect about death? Death doesn't discriminate!"

"We are now officially calling it the whosits. Not to be confused with the widget, the gizwhich, or the doodad. Especially not the doodad."

I dunno, I might be a helicopter; I'll have to check.

edited 8th Jul '11 9:35:55 PM by sirnoob

"I won't say I had to beat my friends off, but I did beat them with a stick"

THREAD. I RAISE YOU FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE NETHERWORLD.

"<Lisa Milton> This is the real reason she left her home. They knew about her baby eating ways and were planning to destroy her.

<Lisa Milton> The streets of New Cynulliad will never be safe again."

Said about my RP character. A tiny cat who faints at the sight of a paper cut. She's become a werewolf who eats babies during her hunts for sexy women.

I like sleep deprivation and what it leads to.

Sadly my strangest things are boring.

edited 12th Jul '11 1:04:52 AM by Aondeug

"No, no, I must admire this in my room... actually, could you bring me some whenches to admire it with me?"

Said to my girlfriend after I finally broke down and let her cut my hair. The only mirror in the apartment is in my room.

Then: "Actually, I should take a shower first. BRING MY WHENCHES TO THE SHOWER."

"Damn you, Taylor Lautner! Damn you and your abs!"

"Ugh. Why do we have to rescue Professor Oak every time?"

"For Yugoslavia!"

"Today, we'll learn how to dissect a rabbit with a remote."

"Would you like your orphan gift wrapped?"

"Why do women die so easily?"

'I have prehensile elbows!'

"Oh hey, eclipse fetus!"

"You're not supposed to meow, you're a spider."