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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#1: Dec 11th 2010 at 9:32:02 PM

I'm going to put over 30 as "old"...After all, in Internet years over 30 is practically ancient.

Anyone else in this boat? (I'm 31)

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#2: Dec 11th 2010 at 9:36:09 PM

35. Will be 36 in 19 days and 25 minutes.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#3: Dec 11th 2010 at 9:38:41 PM

Nice to know I'm not the dirty old man here. Anyone else?

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
arks Boiled and Mashed Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Boiled and Mashed
#4: Dec 11th 2010 at 9:43:56 PM

Give me five years and I'll be able to join you.

I do know of one troper who fits your criteria. She may not post on here because she might not think she is "old". She prefers "manly", anyway.

Video Game Census. Please contribute.
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
#6: Dec 12th 2010 at 6:18:31 AM

Older than everyone who's posted so far except the cat with the ornament.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
"In distress", my ass.
#7: Dec 12th 2010 at 6:18:46 AM

I suppose my birth barely postdating "Saigon" becoming "Ho Chi Minh City" qualifies me, technically... tongue

All your safe space are belong to Trump
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#8: Dec 12th 2010 at 10:21:53 PM

-Prepares to wait for about 12 years-

Canidaemon I found porn! Since: Aug, 2010
I found porn!
#9: Dec 15th 2010 at 10:56:55 AM

7 months and 3 days 'til I'm one of the Old Ones!

WOOF!
TibetanFox Feels Good, Man from Death Continent Since: Oct, 2010
Feels Good, Man
#10: Dec 15th 2010 at 11:16:14 AM

See you guys in a year or so.

RalphCrown Short Hair from Next Door to Nowhere Since: Oct, 2010
Short Hair
#11: Dec 16th 2010 at 7:31:18 AM

How old is too old?

Under World. It rocks!
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#12: Dec 16th 2010 at 7:51:32 AM

[up]I don't think we have that.

We better not.

EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#13: Dec 16th 2010 at 8:46:06 AM

Give me five six years and I'll be able to join you.

Karalora Since: Jan, 2001
#14: Dec 16th 2010 at 9:04:44 AM

33 here. I'm the same age as the original Star Wars.

I wish all these damn kids would get off my lawn.

edited 16th Dec '10 9:05:09 AM by Karalora

HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#15: Dec 16th 2010 at 11:15:12 AM

I wasn't over 30 when I started reading TV Tropes but now I'm 32.

The child is father to the man —Oedipus
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#16: Dec 26th 2010 at 2:08:55 AM

Now that we have some members, I'm going to give us a subject...hangovers.

Everyone remember when we could drink till the crack of dawn and not feel an iota of consequence? Those glorious golden years when downing a fifth of Buttershots or three bottles of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill only meant a slightly fuzzy head and a bit of fatigue upon waking?

No so much these days. Now, hangovers are Serious Business.

They mean a long period of lying in bed, groaning and wishing for death. Naturally followed by a laughably extended mission to find the toilet that's in the same damn place its always been (yet for some reason finding it is a stone-cold bitch) so we can slough off a layer of stomach lining and spew it at the Great Porcelain God along with a fistful of heartfelt promises never to do something so foolish ever again.

Yessir, hangovers past 30 are no longer a punk inconvenience.

I find such a great example of God's vicious sense of humor; as soon as we reach the legal age to get shitfaced, our bodies lose the ability to cope with the aftermath.

Fuck you, evolution! I'll take each one of my sessions in front of my commode as a badge of honor...every last instance is a middle finger in the face of conventional wisdom about "growing up" and "acting your age".

I know its coming, and I'm willing to do it. And why? Because that's where God hid the wild stories that last a lifetime.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
lee4hmz 486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart from A shipwreck in the tidal Potomac (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
486-powered rotating frosted cherry Pop-Tart
#17: Dec 26th 2010 at 4:16:51 AM

OH HAI THREAD. And I'm the same age as Kara, for what it's worth.

online since 1993 | huge retrocomputing and TV nerd | lee4hmz.info (under construction) | heapershangout.com
HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#18: Dec 28th 2010 at 11:44:33 AM

I have never had a hangover. I might not drink enough, though.

The child is father to the man —Oedipus
EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#19: Dec 28th 2010 at 11:55:05 AM

My hangovers just involve me being sleepy and sluggish the next day, with the occasional sore stomach or dull headache.

Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
"In distress", my ass.
#20: Dec 29th 2010 at 3:15:32 AM

I've been "stumbling along and staying upright only by the grace of God" blitzed recently, and didn't have to worry about a hangover any more than I did when I was getting fit-shaced around the time I crossed the magic boundary.

Fortunately I know restraint, because none of the people I've done said drinking with are so lucky, and otherwise I'd be tempted to be all HEY GUYS! GOOD MORNING! HOW'S IT GOING?! evil grin

All your safe space are belong to Trump
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#21: Feb 28th 2011 at 1:10:42 AM

I'm 32. Can't comment on hangover though, I'm a teetotaller.

edited 28th Feb '11 1:13:48 AM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Captainbrass captainbrass from United Kingdom Since: Feb, 2011
captainbrass
#22: Feb 28th 2011 at 1:26:46 AM

I'm 35. Sad to say, my hangovers were always Serious Business, but they certainly haven't got more pleasant with age.

"Well, it's a lifestyle."
SKJAM Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#23: Feb 28th 2011 at 6:17:24 PM

Will hit fifty this year, and am a literal greybeard.

Have never had a hangover, due to not drinking...alcohol.

Thing I notice most is not being able to stay awake 72 hours, take a four hour nap, and be good to go to work anymore.

pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#24: Mar 9th 2011 at 5:48:09 PM

Will be 34 soon (so I'm a bit older than the Voyager probes). Has never been hungover. I saw enough passed out soldiers and the smell of fresh vomit sort of deterred me.

Gah, I still remember that hot acrid smell.

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
Snicka Since: Jun, 2011
#25: Sep 13th 2020 at 4:16:57 AM

I'm 34 now. Most people in this thread are over 40 now.

Are there any 30+ tropers around?

Edit: Oh, we literally have a forum sub-section called Old Folks' Home. Should have looked there.

Edited by Snicka on Sep 13th 2020 at 2:30:22 PM

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