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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#3976: Jun 16th 2018 at 11:59:39 AM

I'd feel pity if they weren't all horribly racist furries.

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
"In distress", my ass.
#3978: Jun 17th 2018 at 9:36:28 AM

[up] Well there is that saying about the best defense being a good offense. grin

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Geoduck bivalve from Pacific Northwest Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
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#3979: Jun 17th 2018 at 11:02:34 AM

[up]"You know who said that? Mel, the cook on Alice!"

edited 17th Jun '18 11:04:22 AM by Geoduck

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3981: Jun 18th 2018 at 4:11:25 AM

Gugro is being ruthless. I like it.

edited 18th Jun '18 4:11:57 AM by TamH70

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#3982: Jun 18th 2018 at 5:13:37 AM

I see a commission in her future.

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32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#3983: Jun 18th 2018 at 9:04:15 AM

@3975 I appreciate Tagon's deviousness and trust in his subordinates, but it probably would be helpful to know which ship will be hers ahead of time.

@3979 Well done, Ed Grouperman.

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#3985: Jun 20th 2018 at 7:06:17 AM

Legend. And maybe still quit while you're ahead.

FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#3987: Jun 20th 2018 at 9:25:35 AM

While I'm sure Tagon would appreciate the comment... I'm sure he's also going to appreciate the dressing down that with subsequently arrive. I have a feeling there will be some element of Do Wrong, Right in there.

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Adannor from effin' belarus Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#3988: Jun 20th 2018 at 9:35:15 AM

Well Gugro is still keeping up the masquerade as it is needed.

Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#3990: Jun 20th 2018 at 8:24:16 PM

Someone is (ad)dressing the naked kitties in the room.

This one made me like Gugro a lot. It was a sincere gesture, apparently made spontaneously.

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#3991: Jun 21st 2018 at 9:45:47 AM

Even if it was not spontaneous, there's the fact that she still did it. Kind of reminds me of how Tagon leads.

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Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3993: Jun 21st 2018 at 8:06:06 PM

That lieutenant is sneaky. I like her.

Brickman Gentleman Adventurer! from wherever adventure takes me Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: My own grandpa
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#3994: Jun 21st 2018 at 10:07:39 PM

The speech might be a bit embarrassing but Tagon is going to be tickled pink by it. Though he'll have a good jab ready about the "works for me" part.

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#3995: Jun 22nd 2018 at 9:22:51 PM

Speaking of sneaky, here's some REALLY terrified puppehs.

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-06-23

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#3996: Jun 23rd 2018 at 1:42:11 AM

And there will be more soon.

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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#3998: Jun 24th 2018 at 12:28:52 AM

[up] I've been saying that for a while.

Adannor from effin' belarus Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#4000: Jun 24th 2018 at 1:16:35 AM

[up] Nope. This is exactly what I was talking about in this post. The Ship-thief has indeed successfully started a war with Gripp.


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