I will now attempt to trope-ify my life.
Tropes that may apply to me:
- All Women Love Shoes - I'm a man.
- Asian and Nerdy
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! - Main reason for crashed browsers and abandoned projects.
- Drives Like Crazy - Has 2 speeds, really slow and "This is not GTA, dammit!"
- Iconic Item - To my friends, turtlenecks and cardigans.
- Wiki Walk - Enough tabs from TVTropes to crash my phone's browser.