- This comic. When Wonderita isn't around, the only person Wonderella can talk to is a civilian she rescues and a guy about to jump off a building. It's not a surprise considering how awful Wonderella is, but it's still pretty sad.
- In this strip, Dana and Rita find out What Measure Is a Mook? the hard way. They both end up teary-eyed.
- While utterly nonsensical, the recently reanimated Hitler('s right testicle) berates Hitlerella to the point of tears for her failure to kill Wonderella.
Tear Jerker / The Non-Adventures of Wonderella