Tear Jerker / Romeo and Juliet, but without any rehearsals

"OH, NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK! MY GODDAMN DAUGHTER IS DEAD! NO! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

No matter how comedic this version of the play is, this is still Romeo and Juliet being adapted at the end of the day.

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