"Other guys' tongues have been in your mouth, yeah..."
Orel wants to learn how to please his future wife, as a couple praying in harmony is heard more by God. As most of Orel's role models are unwilling to help, his quest leads him to Buried Pleasures, a adult shop run by Stephanie. This leads him to get a dick piercing.
Tropes present:
- Dartboard of Hate: Clay has one of himself.
- Faint in Shock: The piercing is so painful to Orel that he faints.
- Funny Background Event: The sign at church says "Jesus died for your sins and had long hair so you wouldn't."
- I Read It for the Articles: Orel legitimately reads an adult magazine for this.
- Precocious Crush: Orel (a 12-year-old) has a crush on the much older Stephanie.
- Spoof Aesop:
- Beware pleasant people - they're freaks!
- Women only need chores to be happy.
