Title: How to Cook a VAMPIRE!
Release date: March 23, 2012
Chris and Ian teach the audience how to make their very own vampire.
Tropes:
- Bland-Name Product: Chris and Ian use Easy-Bake Coffins to make their vampires.
- Boom, Headshot!: After Ian says he doesn't want his vampire, Abraham Lincoln blows its head off with his rifle.
- Classical Movie Vampire: Chris explains to the audience that adding garlic to the mixture is essential to creating a traditional vampire. In fact, he believes this is how vampires are supposed to be made, and he proudly unveils his creation, whose name is later revealed to be Snowball in "STORY TIME!".
- Take That!: Chris uses the Edward Cullen-esque vampire that Ian made as a prime example of how not to make a vampire.
