The crew talk about the Sark Football team and a running tangent about hovercrafts.
Article of Conversation: Sark Football team
Tropes:
- Ask a Stupid Question...: When Tom asks "what are the Channel Islands", Matt answers "Are they some islands in the English Channel?".
- Audience Participation: Someone in the audience tries to confirm Matt's question of an island having a capital named St. Helena of Guernsey, to which Tom gets annoyed about, and corrects both of them, and says it's St. Helier.
- Boring Vacation Slideshow: Gary mentions sitting through one of his parent's trip to the Channel Islands.
- Comically Missing the Point: Gary jokingly refers to the Channel Islands as "occupied France" (as in, parts of France occupied by the UK). Tom gives him a point for it, thinking he's referring to the German occupation of the islands during the Second World War.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: The Sark football team has lost every international match played. In double digits. A shootout must go to their match against the Isle of Wight which was 0-20.
- Running Gag: Matt's fascination with hovercrafts and wanting to go on one, something which the rest of the crew also want to do. Cue the bonus material...
