Originally aired December 19, 2003
Written by Jason Katims
Directed by Elodie Keene
After Peter Feldman steals school funds to feed the homeless, Scott sets out to unravel the mystery behind his "Jesus" persona. Marla accidentally books R.E.M. for a school fundraiser. Marilyn's ex-husband re-enters her life.
Tropes present in the episode:
- Christmas Episode: The show's final one.
- Domestic Abuser: Marilyn's ex-husband beat her.
- This Is Unforgivable!: Marilyn refuses to forgive her ex-husband for his past abuse.
- Violently Protective Wife: Inverted. Steven implicitly offers to throw Marilyn's ex-husband out of the school when he shows up.