"The most obnoxious mother fucking creature on the face of the earth. Usually surfacing around Halloween these horrible things will cause mischief and annoy you whilst dancing to the music of a xylophone."
— Urban Dictionary, in one of their definitions for "skeleton
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"Magnus: I'm gonna use your bones as a xylophone!
The Emperor: GO AHEAD MOPHAIR. SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
Magnus: How about you shut your— (gets whacked with a pair of drumsticks)
