It's just after midnight in traditional British socializing grounds. A male mixes records in the ones and twos. The odd scratch is irresistible.
The males are starting to compete for the favors of the females. They're here to pull females with huge tits. These are called "booby birds".
This small British male listens attentively to the pulsing rhythm. He shakes his body and rubs himself against the female. The female then leaves him. She is seeking a man with bigger muscles, and the man's sexual organ is no bigger than a grain of salt.
But nothing deters the males, as they consume several times their weight in Stella until they reach the vegetation they need if they are to lay the females.
Eventually, they form pairs. As the males grab the females, their testicles flush red. But all too soon, the staff force both males and females to leave.
Getting back home is a major undertaking. The males fight. These females are so full of Stella that they can barely walk. They're desperate for food.
This male is in urgent need of a piss. He flashes in the darkness. Nearby, a female starts to regurgitate a mouthful of fish and chips.
Life in Britain is not all roses.
The males are starting to compete for the favors of the females. They're here to pull females with huge tits. These are called "booby birds".
This small British male listens attentively to the pulsing rhythm. He shakes his body and rubs himself against the female. The female then leaves him. She is seeking a man with bigger muscles, and the man's sexual organ is no bigger than a grain of salt.
But nothing deters the males, as they consume several times their weight in Stella until they reach the vegetation they need if they are to lay the females.
Eventually, they form pairs. As the males grab the females, their testicles flush red. But all too soon, the staff force both males and females to leave.
Getting back home is a major undertaking. The males fight. These females are so full of Stella that they can barely walk. They're desperate for food.
This male is in urgent need of a piss. He flashes in the darkness. Nearby, a female starts to regurgitate a mouthful of fish and chips.
Life in Britain is not all roses.
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