Mickey: Hey, who's drivin'?
Donald: Yeah, who's driving?!
Goofy: [sitting at the table with them, eating popcorn] Why, I'm driving!
Donald: Yeah, who's driving?!
Goofy: [sitting at the table with them, eating popcorn] Why, I'm driving!
— The Mickey Mouse cartoon Mickey's Trailer
Valerie: Sonya?! What are you doing?!
Sonya: What does it look like? I'm kicking her ass!
Valerie: But if you're back here—WHO'S DRIVING THE VAN?!
Sonya: What does it look like? I'm kicking her ass!
Valerie: But if you're back here—WHO'S DRIVING THE VAN?!
— Danger Girl: The Chase #2
Fred: This is bad!
Shaggy: No doubt.
Fred: Shaggy?
Shaggy: Yeah?
Fred: Who's driving?
Shaggy: Uh...
(the gang looks behind and notices that Scooby is the only one sitting in front)
Shaggy: No doubt.
Fred: Shaggy?
Shaggy: Yeah?
Fred: Who's driving?
Shaggy: Uh...
(the gang looks behind and notices that Scooby is the only one sitting in front)
Munro: Do you know how to fly this plane?
Elliot: No...
Munro: Well the pilot and copilot have already gone, so what are you going to do?
Elliot: No...
Munro: Well the pilot and copilot have already gone, so what are you going to do?
— Congo
Graham: Who's flying the plane?!
O: Wrong question. Check the seat.
(Doctor looks at the pilot seat and finds an Incredibly Obvious Bomb)
O: Wrong question. Check the seat.
(Doctor looks at the pilot seat and finds an Incredibly Obvious Bomb)
JD: Ted, who's driving?
Ted: Oh, my bad.
Elliot: Maybe I should drive so we don't all die. No offense, Ted.
Ted: (Taking both hands off the wheel and turning completely to face her) None taken.
Ted: Oh, my bad.
Elliot: Maybe I should drive so we don't all die. No offense, Ted.
Ted: (Taking both hands off the wheel and turning completely to face her) None taken.
— Scrubs, "My Road to Nowhere"
Black Mage: "My point precisely." Gimme a break. If I knew how to steer this thing, I'd drive us right into... Wait a second. Who Is steering this thing?
(Note on helm says, "Back in 10 -Bikke (Yar)"
SHIPWRECK!
(Note on helm says, "Back in 10 -Bikke (Yar)"
SHIPWRECK!
"Maria..." Rafael eventually said as Maria put away the compass, map, and the ruler she's used to draw accurate lines on the miniature map, "I have to ask... where's your driver?"
"I had him remain back at the estate," Maria said. "With the rain, I did not wish him to risk illness, and all my grooms would be needed to nurse Ludwig back to health after my ill treatment."
"Then... who's driving the carriage?" Rafael asked.
Maria gave him a strange look. "No one is driving the carriage, Rafael. You saw it yourself."
Really, while having a carriage driver was nice, they weren't really necessary most of the time in Maria's opinion.
"How do the horses know where they're going?" Larna Smith asked.
Maria tried to hide her pitying look. Ah there, it was. Academia and knowledge was finally starting to drive her mad. "Horses don't know where they're going," she explained, hoping to stem this tide of madness at least long enough for them to rescue her mother. "They're horses. They're not smart enough to know. They just pull the carriage."
From the look that came over Larna Smith's face, she didn't seem to understand this obvious fact. Still, she didn't become violent and start cutting up people's skulls. That was a good sign.
"Are you using Dark Magic on the horses or something?" Rafael asked.
Maria shook her head. "No, not yet. They don't need to be made to ignore their fatigue yet, and with two of them it won't be needed."
"All right... then..." Rafael said. For some reason, he looked over his shoulder too, than just shrugged and settled back into his chair.
"I had him remain back at the estate," Maria said. "With the rain, I did not wish him to risk illness, and all my grooms would be needed to nurse Ludwig back to health after my ill treatment."
"Then... who's driving the carriage?" Rafael asked.
Maria gave him a strange look. "No one is driving the carriage, Rafael. You saw it yourself."
Really, while having a carriage driver was nice, they weren't really necessary most of the time in Maria's opinion.
"How do the horses know where they're going?" Larna Smith asked.
Maria tried to hide her pitying look. Ah there, it was. Academia and knowledge was finally starting to drive her mad. "Horses don't know where they're going," she explained, hoping to stem this tide of madness at least long enough for them to rescue her mother. "They're horses. They're not smart enough to know. They just pull the carriage."
From the look that came over Larna Smith's face, she didn't seem to understand this obvious fact. Still, she didn't become violent and start cutting up people's skulls. That was a good sign.
"Are you using Dark Magic on the horses or something?" Rafael asked.
Maria shook her head. "No, not yet. They don't need to be made to ignore their fatigue yet, and with two of them it won't be needed."
"All right... then..." Rafael said. For some reason, he looked over his shoulder too, than just shrugged and settled back into his chair.
