Quotes from White Sheep (RWBY).
Weiss: You've spent time with Salem, even if only as a prisoner. What is she like?
Pyrrha: Oh, um. Well, imagine the most evil and terrifying person you can. An inhuman monster who cares for nothing but herself and her goals. Think of that image, and now give her a mighty army of Grimm.
Weiss: [grimaces] I have it.
Pyrrha: And now imagine she got hitched—fell in love with sex, had a bunch of kids, suddenly found herself surrounded by affection, had no idea what to do and basically turned into a stay-at-home mom. Think of that image, and now give her the mighty army of Grimm again.
Weiss: I've lost the image.
Pyrrha: [sighs] Yeah, me too...
Weiss: Any advice for speaking to her.
Pyrrha: Don't accept any drinks, don't ask about her children, and don't let her bring out the photo album. You'll be trapped for weeks.
Pyrrha: Oh, um. Well, imagine the most evil and terrifying person you can. An inhuman monster who cares for nothing but herself and her goals. Think of that image, and now give her a mighty army of Grimm.
Weiss: [grimaces] I have it.
Pyrrha: And now imagine she got hitched—fell in love with sex, had a bunch of kids, suddenly found herself surrounded by affection, had no idea what to do and basically turned into a stay-at-home mom. Think of that image, and now give her the mighty army of Grimm again.
Weiss: I've lost the image.
Pyrrha: [sighs] Yeah, me too...
Weiss: Any advice for speaking to her.
Pyrrha: Don't accept any drinks, don't ask about her children, and don't let her bring out the photo album. You'll be trapped for weeks.
— Chapter 87
Ironwood: Might I also add that your daughter is incredibly high maintenance.
Taiyang: Oh, tell me about it.
Ironwood: She is eighteen and yet she constantly asks for Strawberry Sunrises. I had to pay a bartender from Vale to come just to make them for her.
Taiyang: She gets it from her mother's side.
Ironwood: She is also incredibly abrasive, referring to me as Jimmy Irondick.
Taiyang: Mother's side. Or Uncle's, but it's kind of the same thing.
Ironwood: She also sings, badly, tries to start fights with the guards, orders the most expensive food she possibly can and constantly makes the worst puns.
Taiyang: Okay, that, she gets from me.
Taiyang: Oh, tell me about it.
Ironwood: She is eighteen and yet she constantly asks for Strawberry Sunrises. I had to pay a bartender from Vale to come just to make them for her.
Taiyang: She gets it from her mother's side.
Ironwood: She is also incredibly abrasive, referring to me as Jimmy Irondick.
Taiyang: Mother's side. Or Uncle's, but it's kind of the same thing.
Ironwood: She also sings, badly, tries to start fights with the guards, orders the most expensive food she possibly can and constantly makes the worst puns.
Taiyang: Okay, that, she gets from me.
— Chapter 92
