Black Yoshi: When I got home from work today, and [my video game] wasn't on the pillow, so, I think somebody stole it. Was it you, folk?
Toad: What if somebody did steal it?
Black Yoshi: I would... find out who it was and I'd kill them.
Toad: Umm... W-What if they... that person sold it?
Black Yoshi: ...I would kill them.
Toad: What if they sold it to a-a mob guy for $3.50, to-to promote their album on iTunes?
Black Yoshi: ...Did you do that folk?
Toad: (long pause) Yes. (runs away) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
— SuperMarioLogan, "Toad's Stupid Idea"
