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Quotes / The Secret of Monkey Island

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Hi! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!

Guybrush Threepwood

Grog is a secret mixture which contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Red Dye #2, Scumm, Axle grease, Battery Acid, and/or Pepperoni. As you can imagine, it's one of the most caustic, volatile substances known to man.

Very Important Pirates

Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in yer face.


Ahoy there, fancy pants.


Guybrush: Why do you guys talk so funny?
Pirate: Pirate lingo! It's how everyboy talked back then. Come on Guybrush, play along.