Squidward: SpongeBob! How long have you been spying on me?
SpongeBob: Umm... What day is it today?
Squidward: It's the day you go away and never come back!
SpongeBob: But Squidward, if I do that, then how am I going to help you get your house ready for the big TV show?
Squidward: How did you know about that?
SpongeBob: I was spying on you.
Squidward: Do you want me to get the cops down here again?
SpongeBob: Umm... What day is it today?
Squidward: It's the day you go away and never come back!
SpongeBob: But Squidward, if I do that, then how am I going to help you get your house ready for the big TV show?
Squidward: How did you know about that?
SpongeBob: I was spying on you.
Squidward: Do you want me to get the cops down here again?
