Majime: (to Shijima) Don't be so wide about it.
Shijima: Um, what are you doing?
The Gardener: Work. I'm "fixing all the wrong things" with this stick.
Shijima: Uh...
The Gardener: Should I "fix" you too?
The Gardener: Work. I'm "fixing all the wrong things" with this stick.
Shijima: Uh...
The Gardener: Should I "fix" you too?
The Gardener: You're a student, are you?
Shijima: Ah, yes.
The Gardener: You shouldn't be wandering around town in a weekday afternoon like this. Ah, do you have a student ID with you?
Shijima: Are you an officer?
The Gardener: Do I look like one?
Shijima: You don't.
Shijima: Ah, yes.
The Gardener: You shouldn't be wandering around town in a weekday afternoon like this. Ah, do you have a student ID with you?
Shijima: Are you an officer?
The Gardener: Do I look like one?
Shijima: You don't.
— The Gardener, Shimeji Simulation Friends, Page 7
