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Rodney: Crank, the idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care! There should be an angry mob out there! (angry mob runs past the window) What the—?
Fender: Wow! That was great, psychic friend! Now say "Money should be falling from the sky!" Say it! (sobbing) Say it!

The tension in the square is palpable, and the eyes of everypony around us is fixed on the two mares. Cloud squeezes her eyes closed, fighting every instinctive reaction her changeling memories are screaming at her to hide away. I would give anything for something to interrupt this awkward moment.
From down the street, Fluttershy's voice rings out. "No, Mister Parrot! Come back!"
There's a squawk and a flash of crimson, and the bird zips by our heads with Fluttershy in hot pursuit. "Bwawk! Twilight Sparkle is a lesbian! Bwawk!"
...I would give anything for a million bits to fall from the sky into my lap.
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No? That was a one time thing? Whatever, I'll take it.

Gallus: Come on, Yona, it's not like you're gonna fall or anything...
[Yona falls through the clouds]
Gallus: Yeah, and it's not like Professor Dash is gonna suck me off right now or anything...
[beat as Rainbow Dash looks puzzled]
Gallus: Don't be mad, I had to try it.
My Little Pony: Totally Legit Recap, "School Raze (Part 1)

Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wedding dress)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!

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