"Don't you worry your little head — your new name can be anything herebyacknowledgingthatyourchosennameand/ornamesmaynotbreachtheDigitalCircusUserLicenseAgreementstatingthatyournamemaynotincludeobjectionablecontent. Objectionablecontentincludesbutisnotlimitedtosexuallyexplicitmaterialsobscenedefamatorylibellousslanderousand/orunlawfulcontentorprofanity."
— Caine to the then-unnamed Pomni, The Amazing Digital Circus, "Pilot"
"This game has been a work of fiction. Any similarity to any marsupials, talking masks, dingo-alligator hybrids, or even science guys with weirdly-shaped heads, living or dead, is purely coincidental. You should not have played this game if you suffer from: wumpa allergy, crash rash, fear of alternate dimensions, fear of moving platforms, fear of still platforms, fear of sequels, fear of squishy noises, fear of bouncy noises, fear of superscience, fear of collecting things, fear of 90's nostalgia, inability to comprehend time paradoxes, inability to forgive those who have wronged you, inability to pick a restaurant when someone ask you what you're hungry for, inability to remember where you parked, or a delicate tummy. For more information on bandicoots and their diet, habitat, mating habits, birthday wishlist, and shoe sizes, visit the local library or ask your grandma. I don't know if she has any prior experiences with bandicoots but she's very wise and I'm sure she'd love to hear from you. The makers of this game do not in any way endorse eating a Dingodile's Diner, which has been known to cause transdimensional discharge, intestinal rifts, wumpa whooping cough, parasitic slime boil, random teleportation to darker timelines, and uncontrollable mewing like a kitty-cat during important business meetings. (long gasp) Any unauthorized exhibition, distribution, or duplication of this game will result in very hurt feelings and why would you want to hurt our feelings? We've always said really nice things about you. We even said your new haircut looked great, even though it was kind of a weird length for you. Guests to Crash Bandicoot stay at N. Sane Beach Suites, which is just a log with some moss on it. The moss is really soft, though, so you should be able to get a good night sleep. What, are you too good to sleep on a log? Sorry, your majesty, I suppose you want a continental breakfast instead of a handful of ants that make their nest under the tree. Geez, Louise, there's no pleasing some people! (panting) Can you give me a minute? (long gasp) Okay, I'm ready to go again. The events of this game are absolutely 100% canonical, unless you didn't like them. In that case, it was all just a dream."
— Narrator, Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time
"Forgeticinsideeffectsmightincludenauseablurredvisiondrowsinesandstomachcramps. YourdoctormayhavetoperformapainfulbloodtesttoseeifForgeticinisrightforyou. ForgeticinshouldnotbeusedinthepresenceofcatsbanjosandDemocraticpresidents. Forgeticin, don't forget it. Forget what? Why am I here? Who are you people?!"
— Announcer, The Fairly OddParents!, "Fairy Idol"
"TheKrabbyPattyFormulaisthesoleproperyoftheKrustyKrabandisonlytobediscussedinpartorinwholewithitscreatorMrKrabs. DuplicationofthisFormulaispunishablebylaw. Restrictionsapply. Resultsmayvary."
— SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Imitation Krabs"
