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"As First Officer, it's my job to interject when the Commanding Officer does something I feel is a mistake, sir."

Cmdr. Piker: Captain, this might not be the right time but could you stop calling me Number One?
Cptn. Pinchhard: Ehh? Why's that?
Cmdr. Piker: The other day I heard an ensign saying he was going to the toilet to do a Piker.
Cptn. Pinchhard: Whatever you say, Number One.
Sev Trek: Pus in Boots

The name's Boss Wolf. I don't even know how I got that name, but yeah, that's it. People call me that, even though I'm not the actual boss. In some ways I am a boss — I lead the pack on hunts, I get the kills done, I earn my own keep, I make sure everyone's fed and clothed and that no one goes hungry. Anything that needs addressing comes to me. If there's a problem here or anywhere, I make it disappear one way or another. I've got my subordinates and soldiers and orders, and when I howl, my word is absolute. I am the one who takes charge, and I am the law.
Oh, yes, I am a boss. But I'm not the boss around here.
I'll tell you a little secret about wolf packs — the alpha is everything. (...) Then comes the beta, the second-in-command. Like the alpha, there's only one beta wolf in any one pack. When the alpha isn't around, the beta is the de facto leader of the pack and assumes command. He or she is the alpha's right hand and disseminates orders whenever the alpha gives them, and ensures that they are always followed up on. So, the beta tends to be very bold and forceful in nature, unyielding in character, and unquestioningly loyal.
Sounds a lot like me, doesn't it? Yeah. Figured it out yet? I'm the beta wolf. I could never be an alpha. The alpha wolf has to be more than just strong or authoritative. If you can get people to listen to you, so what? If you make fouled-up plans or stupid command decisions then you may as well go be a peddler or a trader. If you're strong, sure. Tell that to snare traps and spike pits and midnight ambushes in the dark. It's more than that. The alpha has to be astute, sure, and most of all capable of protecting everyone in the family.
Boss Wolf, Lost Seasons, a Kung Fu Panda fanfiction

"I’m number one, You’re number two. That’s it kid, there you go. Now step aside this ain’t your show!"
Constantine The Frog, Muppets Most Wanted (Song - I'm Number One, You're Number Two)

"In combat, as in business, one has to balance the demands of the situation with one's available resources – human, material, etcetera – to achieve your goal. People who inspire are the ones who lead, take the front line, and inevitably win the better part of the glory – they are the ones whom others look up to and exemplify what it is that it means to be a Huntsman or Huntress. But every captain needs a quartermaster; one to make certain that things run smoothly."
Glynda Goodwitch, in the fic Not Yet


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