Monica: You do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Phoebe: All right. [Monica starts to rub her shoulders] Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you never do that to anyone!
Phoebe: All right. [Monica starts to rub her shoulders] Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!
Monica: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you never do that to anyone!
"You know, you'd *think* Leni would be great at giving massages, but she's not. She tried to give me one once and it just felt like she was trying to knead my back like a lump of pizza dough."
— Lana Loud, Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, Episode 3
