Quotes / Mattress-Tag Gag

Steve Badass: Oh boy! Time for crime! I'm gonna cut the tag off of a mattress!
Bystander Lady: Well, that's actually perfectly fine, as long as you're the consumer—
Steve: I won't be!
Bystander Lady: Nooooo!

— Columbo Reads a Death Note

"Hey, Orson! Is this your paper here under the sofa?"

— Wade Duck concerning one of these labels, Garfield and Friends, "Wanted: Wade"

Paul: How did you even do this?!
Carl: A dollop of fairy dust!
Paul: Caaaaarrrl!
Carl: I ripped the tag off a mattress.
Paul: This isn't funny, Carl!
Carl: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who've just exploded.

— Llamas with Hats 4

"Squidward! I accidentally removed the 'Do Not Remove by Penalty of Law' tag on my mattress! Hide me! Hide me!"

— SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Born to Be Wild"

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