M.O.D.O.K.: —AND KICK YOUR YELLOW BUTT!
A.I.M. Agent: M.O.D.O.K.— M.O.D.O.K.—
M.O.D.O.K.: I WANT YOU OFF THE SET, YOU JERK!
A.I.M. Agent: I'm sorry...
M.O.D.O.K.: NO! DON'T BE SORRY! THINK! FOR ONCE IN YOUR HIGHLY EXPENDIBLE LIFE! WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING?! ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL OR NOT?!
A.I.M. Agent: Yes, I am.
M.O.D.O.K.: DO I FLOAT AROUND AND KNOCK STUFF—
[The Hulk growls offscreen]
M.O.D.O.K.: NO! SHUT UP, BRUCE! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
[Hulk sighs and leaves]
M.O.D.O.K. [while knocking over a light]: I DON'T KNOCK YOUR STUFF DOWN— THEN WHY'D YOU WALK THROUGH— [in a mocking tone] DEH DEDEH DEDEH— [normal tone] LIKE THIS IN THE BACKGROUND?!
A.I.M. Agent: I was looking at the light.
M.O.D.O.K.: OHHHHHHHHHHH! GOOD FOR YOU! WELL, IT'S RUINED NOW, ISN'T IT?! SERIOUSLY, MAN! Y-YOU AND ME, WE ARE DONE! PROFESSIONALLY!
—The first episode, a parody of Christian Bale's infamous rant
