Quotes / "Just So" Story

The piggy saw his monkey friend
A-swingin' by his other end
He tried the same thing on a rail
That's how the pig got a curly tail

That's what Uncle Remus said
That's what Uncle Remus said
Tried the same thing on a rail
That's how the pig got a curly tail

—"That's What Uncle Remus Said", Song of the South

What made the red man red?
What made the red man red?
Let's go back a million years
To the very first Indian prince
He kiss a maid, he start to blush
And we've all been blushing since

—"What Made the Red Man Red?, Peter Pan

Kid, honestly, I could go on and on,
I can explain every natural phenomenon.
The tide, the grass, the ground?
Oh, that was Maui just messin' around.
I killed an eel, I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts.
What's the lesson, what is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on a breakaway!
And the tapestry here in my skin
Is a map of the victories I win!
Look where I've been, I make everything happen!
Look at that mean mini Maui just tikkity tappin'...

—"You're Welcome", Moana

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