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Penny: So would [you and Sheldon] really have some super-genius child?
Amy: Well, there's a genetic component but that's no guarantee of anything.
Leonard: That's true, Sheldon's father once tried to fight a cactus.

Leonard: Sheldon, please teach me [football]], it'll be fun.
Sheldon: That is exactly what my father used to say. "Come to the games, watch the games". Week in, week out, from the day I was five until I went off to college. Longest seven years of my life.
Leonard: Sheldon, come on, I'm asking you as a friend.
Sheldon: Are you making this a Tier 1 Friendship Request?
Leonard: ...yes.
Sheldon: (sigh) Fine.
Leonard: I really appreciate it.
Sheldon: Yeah, yeah. Alright poindexter siddown, shaddup and listen.
Leonard: I'm sorry?
Sheldon: That's how my father always began our football conversations. And if you'd like, after the game I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot so close to a raccoon that it craps itself.

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