Quotes / Is That Cute Kid Yours?

Mimet: Oh... are these your sisters?
Mamoru: No. They are my future wife and daughter.

— Sailor Moon

Padma: Is this your daughter?
Marten: Do I seriously look old enough to have a daughter her age?
Momo: Technically I am only 2.7 years old.
Marten: You're a robot.
Padma: You got a robot pregnant?!

— Questionable Content

Mother: Which ones are yours?
Marco: Those two.
[the camera shifts to show the destroyed playground, with Mina chasing a child and Star crawling around in the dirt]
Mother: [seriously concerned] Bless your soul.
[later in the scene...]
Mother: Y'know, when they turn eighteen, they're the government's problem.

— Star vs. the Forces of Evil, "Starstruck"

Sulley: Mr. Waternoose!

Waternoose: Aha, James! Is this one yours?

Sulley: Uh, actually, that's my, uh... cousin's sister's... uh, daughter, sir.

Mike: Yeah. It's, uh... It's uh... "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day".

Waternoose: Hmm, must've missed the memo.

—Monsters, Inc.