Quotes / Incomprehensible Entrance Exam

Exam Paper: 32. Draw a picture of a cat.

Alice: Okay, fine.

Exam Paper: 33. If cats could speak, what would your cat's name be in cat language and why?

Alice: The fuck?

Exam Paper: 34. List the phonemes of your cat's language and produce a transliteration using the Latin alphabet of your choice.

[Alice looks completely stumped]

Exam Paper: 35. Compose a Juvenalian satire about your cat in cat language, using at least one idiom whose meaning cannot be properly conveyed in English.

Alice: [throwing up her hands in exasperation] You have gotta be fucking kidding me.

—The Magicians: Alice's Story