Wakko: Knock-knock.
Dr. Scratchnsniff: Who's there?
Wakko: Max.
Dr. Scratchnsniff: Max who?
Wakko: Max wants to come in and go crazy!
Dr. Scratchnsniff: (beat) Well... Okay, now that's not really a joke, is it? You see, because it makes no sense.
Wakko: It does if you know Max.
Dr. Scratchnsniff: But I don't know Max!
Wakko: If you did, you'd be laaaaughin'!
—Animaniacs, "Ups and Downs"
Abed: ...Then I realized I was in an actual bathroom!
Jeff: No offense, but this material seems pretty specific to your apartment. I don't think it's going to work at an open mic.
Abed: [Beat] Y'all ever notice the difference between me and Troy when we're brushing our teeth? I brush my teeth like this. Troy brushes his teeth like this.
Troy: [laughing] I do! I brush my teeth just like that!
Jeff: No offense, but this material seems pretty specific to your apartment. I don't think it's going to work at an open mic.
Abed: [Beat] Y'all ever notice the difference between me and Troy when we're brushing our teeth? I brush my teeth like this. Troy brushes his teeth like this.
Troy: [laughing] I do! I brush my teeth just like that!
