"I hate clothes. As soon as I get home everyday, I take off as many clothes as possible. Am I an exhibitionist? It depends on your definition. Maybe I'm just sexy and relaxed."
— Marliece Andrada
"The first first few months that you live alone are the most liberating months of your entire life, and the next months that you live alone are the most depressing months of your entire life. I had the weekend off the first month I ever lived alone, and I was like, 'Ooh, looks like someone's gonna be naked for the next three days! I gotta wear clothes for nobody, I'll be naked over here, naked over here, it's gonna be great!' At that same weekend off six months later I was like, 'What's the point of clothes?'"
"I'm only comfortable when I'm naked."
Rachel: Phoebe, just because I'm alone doesn't mean I want to walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
— Friends, "The One In Vegas, Part 1"
