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Candace: Hello?
Linda: Candace?
Candace: Mom!
Linda: Candace, is that you? I can barely hear you! What's all that noise? Candace, are you having a party?!
Candace: No, no, no, no, Mom! It's not a party, It's an intimate get together!
Party members: Candace party! Candace party!
Candace: SHUT UP!
Linda: Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home. I'm afraid we have to cancel our trip and head right back. Ugh...
Lawrence: Oh, would you like to yank my chain?
Linda: Yes, yes I would.
Phineas and Ferb, "Candace Gets Busted"

Jimmy: Jimmy Neutron, party monster.
Hugh: Jimbo?
Jimmy: DAD?!
Hugh: Bad news. One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and, well, I kind of, sort of, I, uh, accidentally...
Judy: He destroyed the entire set.
Hugh: It could've happened to anybody. Anyways, we'll be home in about five minutes. See you soon, son.
Jimmy: Five minutes?! NO!!!

Piper: Henry!
Henry: Yeah, what's up?
Piper: Mom and Dad just called!
Henry: So?
Piper: They're on their way here!
Henry: What?! No, no, no, no, no. They're in — They're in Toronto.
Piper: Nuh-uh! When they were changing planes in Chicago, Dad went to the men's room and dropped his passport in the toilet!
Henry: Why didn't he just reach in and grab it?
Piper: He tried, but it was an auto flusher!
Henry: Oh, my God!
Piper: So, his arm got stuck in the toilet, then they had to call the fire department to pull it out!
Henry: So Mom and Dad bailed on the trip?!
Piper: Yeah, they just called from Nacho Ball and said they'd be home soon!
Henry: W-W-Wait, wait, wait. Which Nacho Ball? The close one or the nice one?
Piper: THE CLOSE ONE!!!
Henry Danger, "Rubber Duck"

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