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Quotes / Gratuitous Latin

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You must say things
Like micturate, defecate, intercourse
You can't say things
Like pissing and shitting and fuck
Although they're the same
Although it's a pain
You've got to use the Latin name
The Amateur Transplants, Dorsal Horn Concerto

"Okay, it's in Latin, so don't laugh. It's supposed to sound like this."

"Centaurum iacio!"Lat. 
Erik Servint, in Susan's Sorcerer, magically throwing a disguised Agent against a large cauldron.

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Gaius Valerius Catullus

Sometimes you’re queueing at a petrol station at 3:00A.M. in the morning, and there’s a line of murderers behind you, and you turn around and go, "Amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant!" and they go, "Fuck, he knows Latin! He knows a dead language! Run!"
Eddie Izzard, Definite Article

"And the Romans did all this with a language that we know from school is silly. It's a silly billy language. It has a nominative, a vocative, accusative, a genitive, a dative and ablative— fuck off!"
Eddie Izzard, Stripped

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