"Honey, I don't believe this,"
The old man at Ferguson's Cafe kept saying to his wife
As he read aloud The Memphis Star
And their account of what went down that night
"It says he took a shit on the stage and started throwing it into the crowd
But he was gone before the cops could come and shut him down."
Gone before the shit came down
The night G.G. Allin came to town.
Antenna Club, Memphis, 1991
Punk Rockers Paid $12 to be shit on!
"It says he took the microphone and shoved it up his ass!"
The old man and his wife were aghast
The night G.G. Allin came to town.
The old man at Ferguson's Cafe kept saying to his wife
As he read aloud The Memphis Star
And their account of what went down that night
"It says he took a shit on the stage and started throwing it into the crowd
But he was gone before the cops could come and shut him down."
Gone before the shit came down
The night G.G. Allin came to town.
Antenna Club, Memphis, 1991
Punk Rockers Paid $12 to be shit on!
"It says he took the microphone and shoved it up his ass!"
The old man and his wife were aghast
The night G.G. Allin came to town.
—"The Night G.G. Allin Came to Town" by Drive By Truckers
