Chase: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school, it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, black rubber.
Batman: Try firemen. Less to take off.
If the man could find gay love on the telephone, so could George. But who to call? George thought and thought. Then he started dialing.
DING-A-LING-A-LING! went the phone at the fire station. The firemen rushed to the telephone. "Hello! Hello!" they said.
But George did not answer them.
"Don’t worry, we're coming!" they yelled.
"You sure will be!" thought George. He could picture them racing over and was so excited. This was the perfect plan. Firemen were even sexier than sailors!
The firemen rushed through the door. "WHERE IS THE FIRE?!" they cried.
"In my pants!" George was going to say.
But he stopped himself—these firemen weren’t sexy at all! They were old and had big bellies. Where were all the hunky firemen??? George feared that his wall calendars had been lying to him all these years.
— Bi-Curious George (A Curious George parody)
Joey: Hey, buddy, do you think can I borrow your uniform this Thursday?
Fireman: Excuse me?
Monica: Joey, he's working! (quietly to Chandler) You would look good in that.
Fireman: Excuse me?
Monica: Joey, he's working! (quietly to Chandler) You would look good in that.
—- Friends, "The One Where Ross Dates A Student"
